ITT: Ask a skeletor who just went outside for a cigarette with a buttplug in his ass anything

ITT: Ask a skeletor who just went outside for a cigarette with a buttplug in his ass anything.

why?

can you run with it ?

Because I have borerline anxiety resulting in an oral obsession, and the forced relaxation from the nicotine is recalming to me because it's something to do with both my hands and my mouth.
Anyway, that's why I smoke, at least I'm not vaping.

Also bumping with Taboolicious in the meantime.

Sadly not, it's a medium plug of some semi-transparent gel-like material,whcih has received many complaints/compliments for being an ideal size but having a shite geometry for having it staying in your butt. Had to sit down on a power transformer outside the apartment for it to sort of stay there.
Can Hardly walk with it. Came in a set, smal one's a pinky big, this one's like two fingers, big one is 15 centimetres in length and slightly too big for me at its widest, so I haven't masterd that yet, but if big one is in, it'll stay in.
sadly I'm medium..

Thanks for answering OP. Now answer this. Are you gonna fuck my ass?

any chance you have more of that ass saved? cause I wanna mount it

>cigarette
post pics with it in your ass.

As much as I'd love to, I sincerely doubt it, sperglord as I am.
Also a/s/l?
24/m/Denmark.
Odds are We're quite a distance apart.

Wish I did, but I ain't.

I'm willing to get a lot of cancer for a fetish, but ass cancer? No.

Bumpazoid.
Bring back incest on Sup Forums.

23/m/South Florida

Plz come to Miami and pop my boipucci. I'm white not Hispanic and love awkward uncut bois

How retarded do you have to be to smoke?
>I have borerline anxiety resulting in an oral obsession
Just suck more dick.
>at least I'm not vaping.
Goddamn, you're retarded

As much as I'd like to pop your sissy cherry and have you pop mine, Miami is a little too far outside of my comfort zone. Also I have a year left at the university in Denmark before my final degree. Sorr, hun. Studies before studs.

So, ever wear any other fetish gear in public?

>Implying retardation
>Implying it's not autism
So how retarded do you have to be to smoke?
I know that about 8 % of the unviersity sudents I've met have been smokers across all facoulties.
Disregarding the humanities, it's more like 2 %.
So if you're in the bottom 2 % of the top 3 % of the country, you're retarded enough to smoke.
Hence normalised to 1 in order to smoke you have to be part of the 1-(1-0.02)(1-0.03)=98.06 % of the populace before encountering a smoker is realistic.
Hence I'd say anywhere below a Ph.D.

'Fraid I don't have any other fetish gear. I'd really like some.
This is the first time I've ventured outside with something sexy on/in me.

gotcha. Then what else have you thought about, or wanted to try?

Considering a harness though, one of those leather things you can hide beneath your clothes. Also feminine underwear, playing with the thought of going full trap but am afraid I don't have the skull/voice for it.

See Added in some stuff.

You wouldn't come to Miami even if I was this cute??? Can you at least come as a graduation present when I get my bachelors next summer?

...

DIE FAGGOT DIE
MODS NUKE THE FAGGOTS

Kys

I wish, but odds are I'm preparing my master's defense then.
You know how it is - family hogs the summer vacation and christmas and exams steal away the rest. Then a major project comes along and you feel like hanging yourself.

Well going full trap, with a little work the voice wouldn't be the issue. Body structure does play a factor. Though a harness is fun. Can get them fairly cheap. Same with underwear. Most people just buy them online. If you're real ballsy you could just go pick some up at the store. Not like they'd care.

Id fuck your boipucci

There's nothing wrong with being gay, faggots.
At least I'm also dumping good porn, the kind that if it had been round at your parents' time you wouldn't have existed because your mother is so ugly and your father so alcoholic that a drawing made in MS paint could have gotten him off better.

I have considered it, thing is that a big city in a small country is basically like a small town in a big county. People talk and my paranoia probably wouldn't be able to handle that much, so I'm entertaining the thought of buying it online.
First I gotta do some squats though.

Appreciate the sentiment, but then again I'm so horny for a fucking that I would fuck my boipucci just to have me get fucked.

...

End of dump.
Should I dump another one?
Y/N?

Understandable. Also, Be sure to determine what you want it to look like before just working out. That way you can gear for the desired result. As for the paranoia, I understand it.. Online is easy and cheap, and some of the stuff on WISH actually comes in fairly well made. Not all of it, but enough to let you try a few things on and see what you think.

/skeleton/ ??

I'm not a trap but I love them and I know how to eat boypussy

Sure.

Fuck it, I haven't given enough back to the community.
Here's another one.

1/11

I'd love to have one of those feminine stomachs where there's a line down the middle without it being ripped.
Also a nice, fuckable butt too.
Don't know how to burn without tbuilding muscle too hard and stuff, but I should totally google that. Didn't think of it until now.

Skeletor = guy who just doesn't eat well and has insane metabolism.
Here ya go.

2/11

3/11

4/11

5/11

This kinda helps, and google really does wonders XD

As for a fuckable butt... I'm sure you're fine.

6/11

7/11
Thank you. I hope so, but it's always worth it striving to improve.

8/11

Post a pic of your boi belly. Nobody can tel your identity and it will make me happy

This is always true.

Here you go. I know it's not very feminine and I really need to get back to my training regime, but this is me.

Quite so.

Fine number never/forget

10/11

You actually have a fairly decent start. Shouldn't take too long to critique, as long as you stay with it.

11/11

Thank you. I'll keep this in mind.
More? Y/N?

post butt

Thx for boibelly. As promised, here's a pic of benis. It's soft and I'm circumcised, but been restoring all year (Miami is in top 5 most Jewish cities in America) fucking Jews.

checked

you seem like a cool person OP

also thanks for the dump, I'm heading out now though,

Yes please, I'm just going to run to the store

Thanks.
Let's do with the classic then - Family Feud: Overtime.
1/10

No, my ass is far from its optimum currently. It needs some more tender care than I've given it lately.
2/10

3/10

4/10

5/10

HOW ARE THE BALLS ON THE PENIS!? makes no sense!!!

get off this board, newfag

6/10
Love me some anal. God I'm horny.
Magic I guess? You a futa guy? Because then I understand your confusion, /d/ is that direction --->.

7/10

8/10

9/10

10/10
I have the continuation - the one I posted the intro to before. Want it? Y/N?

Jerking off to this

1/16 then.

2/16

...

04/16
Sorry for the delay, just sat on the big plug, fellated the medium one. Got a little into it. Came.
Ready to post.

5/16

6/16

Boo on me, forgot the picture.

7/16

8/16

9/16

10/16

11/16

12/16

13/16

14/16

15/16

16/16
That's all for now folks, I'm off to bed.
Goodnight guys.

Durr I am retard. Maybe that's why I like teh cawk.

Bump.