Dubs gets laid tomarrow

Dubs gets laid tomarrow.

Not a chance here

Well, we'll see about that.

nope

>Implying it’s not just getting raped by a large black man

rollin for the holin

Rolling

Rollin

Ravioli ravioli, give me the death I deservuoli

Nope

Nope.

Doubtful but ok

Nope...

Roll

Finally I have a solution to my problem

lord plz

If Only

>29 year old kissless virgin.

Sure buddy.

Roll

Does fucking a shampoo bottle count

No chance

.

Nice

How do I put on a condor

Wow you're like james bond or something

Get

Get

Rolling, because why the fuck not.

Nah

Rollin

Wham bam thank ya ma'am

Role

Strap it's wings down to avoid flapping
Lift tail
Insert dick

Flamma flamma zim blam

roll

Roll pls help

Something with a vagina is coming to my house tomorrow, don't let me down,

You must wear pic related while you do this

Oh of course, otherwise what's the point?

eh? Why not trying?

fuck it, I'll roll

can i get laid

eh why the hell not

Rollerton

Roll

Winrar

Rolling

Plz..

Bump

Rollin

Roll

liar?

Rawl

what does trips get?

Kek, I got it twice so is that a threesome or two seperate occasions tomorrow?

Sauce plz

Roll

I wish, man. It's been months.

Wubba lubba dubs dubs

Virgin on the left

K

why not

if dubs ill kms

Rolling pls be blessed post

cmon dammit

Maybe

Me

obviously not me

LeRoll

Me me me

Waiting waiting

Come on come on dubs

Please please please let it be dubs

Virginity loss here. I come
Are you a girl Op?

Gib mi da puss1 b0ss

Shit shit shit

Rolling for singles

おへがい please

>implying I'll get laid this month

Wrrrrryyyyyyy

やれやれ

ok

このdioだ

レロレロレロレロ

roll

ザワルド

ジョジョ

Well I'm going to get laid either way, so...

I can't stand jews

...

Go go go

Roll

Gay black midgets
I'm just shitposting so I can get a dubs

Si mama

I like being a virgin anyways

Re-roll kek

Implying that I would get laid without leaving my fucking house

i have no chance but roll

Holy shit I got a double

Niiiiccccee

Worth a shot