Name : brenda gutierrez

Name : brenda gutierrez
Country: mexico
City : queretaro
University: uvm juriquilla

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More Op??

More

tienes más de mexicanas?

y luego que o que? pinche OP puto

Tienes mas hacemos cambio?

Face?

de donde eres queretaro

Anyone wanna blackmail my ex bf. I have all his info

mas fotos por favor

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Tijuana!

video?

Hay Mas ?

not finding anything on her... What else ya got?

y de que sirve esto si no hay nada de ella en internet y eres incapaz de poner su facebook o alguna otra red social, maldito retrasado mental

anna?

anna?

juana?

we are going to kill you "anna"
soon...

Algiuen en guanajuato? Voy a estar una estudiante equi, compermiso para mi malo español

tu mamá es hombre

Give us her insta or fb profile

2nd

¿Como se dice "go fuck yourself" en español? En los libros para hablando español, no hay nada para palabras malos

"Chinga tu madre." That is not "go fuck yourself" in spanish, but it's the phrase we use in the same way. It means "fuck your mother"

send nudes

Thanks man, i appreciate it. Voy a empezar universidad en un mez y no se nunca palabras malos, cual otras hay?

Soy un hombre

It'd be like "jodete" cause "joder" can translate to "fuck"

esa piel no se ve de juriquilla perro, yo igual vivo en Querétaro

Alguien dijo mexithread?

So how would you use that in a sentence? Does joder mean fuck literally like "¿Queres joder?" Or what

You m or f?

"Jódete" is literally just "fuck you"

Did i stutter?

Puto. Say puto a lot. In every sentence, in every context.

>ex. "Hola, puto", "Otra cerveza por favor, puto", "Maestra, no entiendo, puta"

"Vete a la verga" is very frecuently used here, it literally means "Go to the dick"

So if "judete" means "fuck you", is "puta/puto" a casual, friendly fuck you?

Seas mamon vato jaja

"Go to the dick" lmao, when would you use that

tuviste que tomarle video a escondidas y de ahí sacar screenshots y ahora estás ardido por qué? porque te dejó por prieto y pico chico?

Puto/puta means whore. Among guys, calling each other Puto is kind of friendly, but calling women Puta will get you in trouble

You use it when someone insults you gravely or as a friend, it serves both cases

Alright, so like "puta tu madre" is like "your mothers a whore", right? Puta is the only curse word i kinda knew cause id always hear "puta tu madre"

que se arme el mexi tread

Damn i thought it would be sexual, like your about to hook up with a girl so you tell her "vete a la verga"

Yes, that's what it means, but I have never ever heard any Mexican say "puta tu madre". Where did you hear that haha

Nah, "vete a la verga" is our "go fuck yourself", and in many times it is used in the same situations that you would use "chinga tu madre"

I grew up in san diego, right next to the border, whenever id go to soccer games there id always hear people yell "puta tu madre" at the players

What does chinga mean? Is that just another way to say fuck?

If you say "Vete a la verga" a woman will surely laugh or be offended but not taken in any way as something sexual

Haha ok good to know. What words are used in a secual context? I have no fucking clue how to pick girls up in spanish

You should always use the word "mierda" in every context if you want to look like a spanish speaker.

In Spanish you can say:
Mierda, la mierda de la mierda es mierda de las mierdas mierdas

yeah i think chinga means fuck like when they say chinga tu madre they're saying motherfucker or fuck your mom

Going to university
> en un mez
>mez

Yeah, need to go back to elementary.

syck

The secret is to refer to intimate parts without saying their direct name, using names of everyday things that look alike

Yes, the verb chingar literally means to fuck, but it is more widely used as "bother" (as in annoying someone, (ex. ¡Deja de chingar! (Stop bothering me!))

Chingar, just like the word "fuck" is one of those magical words that can be used in many different contexts, both positive and negative

Lmao, what does mierda mean?

looks like someone has a package there, and is trying to hide it.

So chinga is like the most direct way of saying fuck kindof?

Shit

What did i say wrong? I wanna know so i dont make the mistake again

Yo mamma

So like "you quiro comer tu taco. Queres mi burrito?"

It really depends on the context

Why isn't she in Tijuana making money?

Gonna waste her young years on giving away pus for free.

Something like that, you could say, "Te quiero comer la papaya," which means, "I want to eat your pussy"

Thanks guys, i appreciate all the support in helping me swear at people

>Mexico City
Only a matter of time before she turns up dismembered in garbage bags.

Do people actually say shit like papaya instead of pussy or am i gunna make a fool out of myself to find out

In order to pick Mexican girls, you need to master the art of the "albur."

Here are some phrases that will guarantee you success:
"En esa cola si me formo"
"Tanta carne y yo chimuelo"
"Al pan, pan, al vino, vino y a tu papaya mi pepino"
"Quisiera ser aguacate para embarrarme en tus tortas"
etc..

It is "mes"

No problem. As soon as you land in Mexico, curse words are the first thing people will teach you anyways.

Enséñale tu wey yo ya me voy

Or go to Tijuana, point at your chest, say "El gringo!", point at your wallet, point at her, say "Puta dinero"!

Thanks man

Does that actually work? What do those first 2 mean

man I don't care what "ching chong" shit is going on in here, I just want to know if there's more goddamn Brenda nudes!

Not your personal army beyatch

>"En esa cola si me formo"
Formar means to line up. Cola in that context is a line (where you line up), duh. But "Cola" is also slang for Ass, so you're saying you'll line up in that ass, aka "you'd hit that"

>"Tanta carne y yo chimuelo"
Literally tanslates to "So much meat and I'm toothless". You're just saying the girl is hot

Damn thats actually smooth

Jódete es una buena opción

Jajajaja

es ella?

Its true, but fuck men,you dont say to some girl i want yo fuck, just tell them: "lets go some where else" "lets rest/chill at muy House" something like that, m estoy seguro que eres virgen y estás yendo a México para ver si te liga con una chica, patético

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Estoy seguro de que si quieren ver porno hay otros sitios donde pueden ver lo que sea, por favor dejen a Brenda en paz, tiene 15 años nada más

no se parece

quitale el maquillaje de las cejas y mira su nariz

Yo estudio en Guanajuato. ¿Sabías que el mercado Hidalgo fue diseñado por el mismo chico de la torre Eiffel?

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Beautiful girls like her makes me want to just cuddle with this in the back
youtu.be/mTcUzv_Iraw

No conozco el mercado hidalgo, que pasa?

es ella?

a ver, pasa el link de facebook. no la encuentro

facebook com /brendis.gutierrez.9

so those wide breasts are typical of mexican indios females? they're good when they are young, but when they get older they look like fatty armpits flaps.