ITT: Share your darkest secrets

ITT: Share your darkest secrets

Nice dubs OP.

Backseat fongered car mom

Am trump. Cock is like hands, that's why I'm always overcompensating. Sad :-(

drove my fonger into my friends mom

samefag

dude you checked your own dubs and then posted a shitty meme, wtf are you doing with your life

My dog fingered my mom in the back of your car

I started sucking cock after LOVING Gay Porn

i really like cheese pizza

Hey guys what is a newf*g and why do people use homophobic words?

i once fapped to a vid i found of my dad crosdressing and getting fucked in the ass

Gave my wife genital herpes.

I'd fuck anyone- you, your mom, your kid, your bro your sis, your gf, your bf, you name it. I have no standards and no class.

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yes but are you straight?

My car fingered your dog in the back of my mom

Would you fuck my neo-Nazi obese uncle?

Even me:)?

I want to rape my younger sister

Oh look, its Thaddeus McMichael.

Newfag is a term used to describe someone who's new to the site, and we throw the word fag around like Italian dirtbags on the East Coast throw around the word bro because, we can.

I voted for Trump

Austin Jones?

You have a fat Neo Nazi relative too?

I got a blowjob from a friend's sister. And fucked said sister in his bed once while he was away.

I've stolen up to 12 pairs of dirty panties from my friends wife over the past year from their hamper. I sniff and masterbated to them pretty often.

Doesn't everyone?

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For the past 10 years, every girl I've dated or lived with. Has drank my but in smoothies, hot chocolate, or various forms in food. They have also drank bars, while passed out, I've gently stuck the tip of my dick in their ass holes and nutted the same way in all of them. Pretty great stuff. I've gotten 3 pregnant so far. Trying to bump it up to 5.

My step-dad is a Neo-Nazi, that's why I keep my girlfriend a secret from him. He also thinks people calling Trump Hitler is an insult to the fuhrer.

Hi my name is Craig and I like to watch my girlfriend have sex with other guys, usually in a room via hidden camera.

its kinda related, I think my grandfather was an actual nazi

he died a few years ago and when we dealt with his things, there were all kinds of weird things. Medals and notebooks. there were some old photos of nazis in uniform, one looked a bit like him but I cant tell.

I asked my parents and they said he wasn't in the war. Maybe he just collected things but it seems strange.

I'm guessing your girlfriend is a nigger

OP wants to fuck a dog in the ass.

I love to creep on my best friend, she's hot as fuck.

My uncle hates every race except the white race and I've found notebooks in his apartment with swastikas drawn in them

Nope, Asian.

i put a spy cam in my mother in laws bed room and jerk off to her

Catfished a famous woman and have some salacious content as a result, guess it right and Sup Forums gets a prize.

Is that her? If so you're fucking disgusting user

I write shipping fanfiction.
I listen to girlfriend audios.
I have a three inch erection and I’m circumcised.
I have a huge fetish for cheerleaders. Once I went to a uni basketball game just to record the cheerleaders performing for a few minutes, after which I promptly left to jerk off to the footage.
I didn’t masturbate until I was 18 and can’t get off to naked women or porn. I last for about thirty seconds on average.
When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, cut my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, and would smell my penis to make sure it smelled nice. He would also beat me if I ever denied him and took showers with me one several occasions.
Every weekend for the past four years, I’ve gone to the movies or taken a nap in my car and told my mom I was out with friends. I’ve also told her I’m dating a fictional Korean girl named Kimberly who was in one of my classes.
The only reason I haven't killed myself are that it would ruin my mom and brother's lives. Without them I have no reason to live

Relevant celeb?

Maybe.

I have not molested a child in 20 years.

Nice try FBI cuck

Very Tasty

I have lifted girls shirts while they sleep

Pretty sure I'm the bastard child of a d list celebrity.

It is more rewarding to pull the shorts down.

So, you admit to having molested children for over 20 years?

Congrats, you'd end up with way more issues if your daddy was an A-Lister.

I make around $80k a month.

I developed a sales response tool using a MEAN stack. Everyone just thinks I make "decent" money as a web designer.

No. Read again. I had some fun for about 8 years, when i was 16 to 24. I am 45 now. It was fun, but never again.

Yea, you say that. Problem it is slowly getting out to bigger people. Soon you will hear from me again when this becomes big news.

I dated a serial rapist. Not necessarily a secret, but I'm sure as he'll not proud of it

I didn't know Wolf Blitzer was a manwhore.

You sound really sad. Is your father still around?

Gonna have to extrapolate on this a bit more, user.

Topical, but no.

story

I didn't know she was at the time. Turns out she has a fucked up harem and raped two of my best friends while I was dating her. She also pretty much tortured me psychologically

Think not I overdose but idc enough to call for help

Willa's ass is the cure for every world problem ever.

what did you have?

I showered with a 9yo girl about an hour ago

>17 years old
>at a high school party
>beer and drugs everywhere
>wasnt a total neet, knew how to talk to be and survive social situations
>still hadnt had sex or even kissed a girl yet
>came to this party with one thing in mind
>ass
>try flirting with a few girls, nothing comes of it
>party is starting to die down, im losing hope and drinking a lot
>party is down to like a dozen people, im too drunk to go home so everyone is just sleeping where they fall down
>I stumble over to this cute blonde cheerleader girl I sort of new from school, passed out on the couch
>not a cosby, but im still not leaving without some small victory
>the lights are out, everyone is asleep, I cop a few feels and kiss her
>go to sleep feeling pleased, head home early in the morning after that
>next day the school is awfully quiet and everyone is sad
>wtf who died lol
>"user, you didnt here, somebody died at that party the other night"
>what like a drunk driver
>"no, some girl drank too much and drowned in her own vomit, they found her on the couch the next day"
>no no no no, it cant be what are the odds
>yep, same fucking girl
>mfw there is a more then halfway decent chance I got to second base and had my first kiss with a corpse

May I ask why?

fuck ill play along, give us details

to get clean

No in the eyes of the lord...

>Reverse harems exist
Jesus Christ how horrifying yet hot. At least she didn't drug you and keep you as a slave forever user

Good one user

Just killed a man, put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead.

Oh no. Well that's disturbing user, good thing you didnt go further

IF this is legit....well done m8...8/8

Necromancer status achieved

Same

Made my night kid, I can go to bed happy

been molested by my cousin she was 14 i was most likely around 6-7. made me eat her pussy, finger her and ate her ass too.

been molested by the this kid my mom used to baby sit, since i was young she would also take me to his house. he was 12 i was probably 5 at the time maybe a little older.
touched my dick and shit, maybe made me do more, doubt it though as i don't remember. otherwise everything is very vivid.

later found out he might have been molested by his older brother.

molested by my friends sister, i was maybe 9 she was 14. this was was more enjoyable, fingered her, kissed her, sucked her tits.


eventually molested my moms friend's daughters they were maybe 6 i was 12 or 13. made them jerk me, that's it.

that shit left me really fucked up, i regret doing what i did so much and my kids never go through that ever.

When me and a gay buddy passed out after a party I woke up super horny. So I figured he would t mind. I gently mouth fucked him and are his ass. He woke up pissed but eventually gave in and I fucked him and came in him. I did t want to be fucked so I let him beat his dick with his knob rubbing against my asshole. He came buckets covering my ass, balls and cock. Then he cleaned it all up. I've never found men attractive, and still don't. But fuck that was hot.

trips!

edit: typed that on phone, meant to say hope my kids never go through that ever

I did my younger sister since she was six... best load dumped in her when she turned 10...!

I used to fuck my best friends fiancee on a regular basis.

It started like 2 years ago when they had started dating. She's a really cute little white chick with a puppy-dog personality...funny thing is, the chick is a fucking psychopath in bed. She likes to be hit, called names, tied up, belted...really rough shit. My buddy isn't into it at all but that's always been my thing.

Once she found that out...game over. We started meeting at hotels and being really discreet. It led to her blowing me in there kitchen while she was making snacks for a movie we were all gonna watch.

I broke it off and told my buddy what was going on. I got a black eye, a broken jaw and broken nose out of the deal...but, after a year went by, we were friends again. The best part is I still fuck her every now and then.

Worth it.

I know who killed Laura Palmer.

Hopefully your kids wont have to go through that user it's a near endless chain

how do I edit posts?

>edit: nevermind found it

My bedroom windo look down into my neighbours bedroom and ensuite. I can see them fuck and her shower. I just have to keep my lights off and I'm invisible. Noticed it about a yr ago and been beating my dick to it ever since.

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>Newfag is a term used to describe someone who's new to the site

False.. Newfag is a term used to describe everyone who's been using the chins during a certain time period. For example, I came here in 2007, but I will always be a newfag

I went on CL when my missus was out of town and fuck a sissy twink in the ass and came in is asshole, balls and back.

story?
how old?

>In his balls
What did you rip the sack open?

you are friendzoned hard then? share some pics

At my buddy's moms 50 bday. I got too drunk and had to stay back at their house, everyone went out clubbing and his mom stay back too. I ended up fucking her. She was the best fuck ever! Anal, rimjobs, tit fuck, massive sloppy tits she loved being sucked and bitten and deep throat skills out of this world. I literally had my cock in her throats and shot a load straight down her throat. I came about 3 times and her 5 times that night. That was a month ago, and I've been trying to get her number/have an excuse to visit her. She's married with 4 kids.. and I only met her at the party. I need to fuck her again. It's ruining my life.

Details

Sniffed mom's panties. Deeply regret it. Cant understand how you sick fucks go further w/o regrets.

Here is mine: FUCK YOU NIGGER

1/4 g etizolam .5mf zan and - lot of U-3770

If I ever have kids, I'm gonna have cheese pizza with them.

Secretly I want to fuck my cousin. He's straight so I know it will not happen, so at one point I would steal his used underwear and cum onto them.
I stopped for awhile, but today I went to his house to visit his sis who he lives with. I said I was going to use the bathroom, which is in his room. When I went, I was getting hard, so I took one of his briefs and jerked off into them. I was also on his bed during this, and it felt fucking great.
I have it in my drawer now, my addiction has restarted,
Fuck me.

i watched two girls have a bubble bath and lez it with each other on periscope

god damn