Oh God no. Please no. Why me. Fuck this gay Earth

Oh God no. Please no. Why me. Fuck this gay Earth

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wow thtas a fat one too

Enjoy your bedbugs OP. TIME TO BURN THE MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE DOWN!!

Those fucking things ruined my sleep schedule

Just kill me now

Is that bedbug shit?

well if you live in a hot part of the world you can check and see how hot your furnace can get your house safely. if it can go up to 120 F. you just leave it like that all day and it will kill em all.

someone loves you :3

time to get a casper

You nasty fuck. Time to throw away all the sheets, pillows, sofas and bed.
Then get pest control to smoke that bitch (house) out. The burn it down afterwards

Exterminatus time, OP.

youtube.com/watch?v=h67JpMyrOVE

Fuck, ok. Let me give you the best advice I can give you. I got these from some fuck that lied to me about it and I ended up being highly allergic. Like golf balls under my skin where I get bitten kind of bad. Surefire way to get rid of them.

Pack up all your bedding and take it to a laundrymat. Give it a couple cycles in the wash and the hottest dry cycle you can. Pack it in black trash bags and leave it outside to cook. Mattresses get locked in plastic cases or better thrown out all together if you can.

Then the fun part, you want to find some bug spray, the kind you find in gallon containers at the store meant to line your home with to keep bugs out. They are potent, you'll want to wear a mask when you do it. Spray your walls, carpet, furniture, douse whatever you can with this shit. It isn't fun, you'll feel like death after but it WILL kill them and the eggs.

I can't do bedbugs, I can't work with the public with the way I explode. I've encountered them after this at friends places and done the same thing to help them sleep as easy as I do now.

Ya i agree op, except fuck the human race. My ex brought them to our place because we have too many god damn foreigners traveling back and forth in this country. Extending the muslim ban to indians and chinks is the only way to eradicate bed bugs from our country. Ever since i had them i have more disdain for dirty foreigners and their shitty family they fly in and out.

hydrogen peroxide is much easier to use and only danger is its flammable. kills the bugs and eggs and is safe to breathe

Fun fact: You can very rarely get rid of bed bugs, and most people wont even buy/rent a place that has even had bed bugs in the past. You're fucked OP, burn it down and live in the woods.

Never used it, I've tried alcohol base sprays but they only work on direct contact and does not do shit once it's evaporated. Have you tried it? Does it dry quickly and lose it's potency as a killer?

Always good to know more, these things are a rampant problem in my state and they are only getting more common.

sorry I was wrong, just find some sick fag who prefers living with them. Can't be hard in todays world.

I did it without poison. Silica gel powder dehydrates anything it touches and works great on them. All they have to do is touch it and it sticks on them and sucks all the life out of them over the next couple days.

Other than that, washed everything, got mattress and pillowcase covers, hung all the clean sheets up on my door to make sure nothing would stay on them. Got some metal wire rack shelves and put everything they might hide in on there. Also switched to a metal bedframe up on posts and put clear packaging tape around the bottoms to make it tough to get up.

Sprayed the powder like crazy so it could settle on everything and under the carpet and inside all the light sockets.

I fucking hate bedbugs. Killed like 200 by hand, countless more and their eggs with a steamer. It was the powder that finished them off though.

(cotd..)
Oh, also sliced open my box top to check inside and eventually just tossed the damn thing.

When I first saw this thread I thought that picture was of a KKK hood

I mean box spring I can't write.

Silica gel or rock salt, which isn't comfortable to sleep on but it kills the bastards dead and you won't have to breath poison.

Diatomaceous Earth

I live in a horribly managed apartment building, so I know they won't do jack shit about this.

So far I've thrown the box spring in the dumpster, vacuumed my entire bedroom including every nook and cranny of the mattress, bedframe, baseboard/mouldings and wall sockets, washed all the bedding in hot water and dried on the highest setting 3 times, covered everything in my bedroom in a layer of diatomaceous earth, and I'm getting mattress bags and traps for the feet of the bed frame tomorrow.

My wife is pregnant so we can't use pesticides or anything that might harm the fetus.

Gonna move soon anyway, might as well just burn all our possessions and start from scratch. Bad fucking times.

Shit sucks man. It was very trying for me. Why are you keeping a child if you can't afford a house? Its a bit selfish.

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yea bedbugs were all but eliminated years ago, but then the faggot environmentalists decided to get rid of every pesticide that actually worked and they came roaring back.

Wrong. Its the fucking indians and Chinese bringing them back as they visit relatives and have relatives visit them. Look it up dipshit. Environmentalist haven't banned pesticides relating to bed bugs you ignorant piece of human garbage.

yes, they have. DDT was basically a magic bullet, but it was made illegal after that bullshit book Silent Spring. Why do you seem so mad about this and indians ?

>I've encountered them after this at friends places and done the same thing to help them sleep as easy as I do now.

dear god I hope you mean you poisoned your friends

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23200 Milford Ln, Parker, CO is a single family home that contains 2,828 sq ft and was built in 2015. It contains 3 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms. This home last sold for $381,629 in June 2015 but that was before the bedbugs which are totally gone we swear.

Read about how indians live with bed bugs. The fact is they only exist in the u.s. because we have people traveling to third world countries where they are considered benign. It has nothing to do with ddt, idiot.

OP you have a serious infestation. You probably need to call an exterminator and send the wife away. If you move you'll be taking the bugs with you to your new place. Check the ceiling as well. Check how tiny they are as babies. Some are barely visible.

>tfw ddt not illegal

alright bruh, you need to get a shop vac(preferably) ready by vacuuming up FOOD GRADE diatomaceous earth then go at the visible bugs once.you feel your mattress is free of them seal your mattress with a bed bug proof sheet(google it)

Next get some plastic trays that go under each of the bedframe legs i forget what theyre called.

Next move your bed/furniture away from your wall, their main food source is YOU and with them being flightless and all they hide in nooks in crannies'n shit along the walls so over night they'll crawl up the legs of your bedframe but will get trapped in the trays.

Be diligent with DAILY applications of whatever powders/chemicals/vacuuming/steaming cracks you do and eventually they'll die out.

>eventually

or he could just burn it down now

>tfw I'm actually starting to itch because of this thread and its contents

First time in my life I see this shit, are they endemic to some countries? Do they exist in Australia? How the fuck do they even appear somewhere

This insecticide really works available in Amazon. I know the wife is pregnant but you may need to send her away with very little as possible. It took me six months to get rid of them.

Immigrants hauling them around in hair and belongings. A lot like tics, actually.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane#United_States_ban

you go somewhere with them, i.e. e.g. some millennial idiot who moved out of the basement and they come home in your socks. by the time you notice bites you're fucked.

did you even read this shit

>Today, about 3,000 to 4,000 tons of DDT are produced each year for disease vector control.[20] DDT is applied to the inside walls of homes to kill or repel mosquitoes.

Damn, I don't fucking want to move to a big country anymore, fuck that

right, but even before then they were a problem in the US, but largely were gotten rid of until that immigration brought them back again. Any ideas why we couldn't get rid of them as effectively anymore?

Much like cockroaches and lice bed bugs are generally a sign of poverty, people who can't afford to invest time/money generally live with them.

Sometimes people are just disgusting and don't give a fuck

Don't buy that fancy repackaged shit. Get food-grade diatomaceous earth. Get like 10lbs of it for like $20. Fill in a bowl and microwave it for 45sec to make it extra desiccating. Sprinkle it over everything (might want to get a face mask and goggles) and drop a styrofoam cooler filled with dry ice in the middle of the room (bugs are attracted to CO2 and will come crawling out). Camp out somewhere else for a few days. Come back, vacuum it all up, and lay down another layer and refill the dry ice. After the 2nd round, maybe a good spraydown with a can of RAID in any cracks and crevices along floor and walls. I got rid of bedbugs in my cheap college apartment this way. Should take no more than a week to finish.

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did YOU even read the part that you quoted? perhaps if you did you'd see how that doesn't relate to the discussion

Having a child while you live in an apartment isn't irresponsible.

Because there are still fucking immigrants traveling back and forth. How thick are you?

thats one big frog

Ya it is. I had many guns and bad thoughts in my apartments. Would have blasted my extra high velocity rounds at an invader without considering the children in ajacent units. Not to mention creeps and diseases lingering.

Y'know. If your gf doesn't fuck them, there is no way bedbugs will end up in your place...

again, fuckstick, i'm not disputing that point. learn2read

point is it's not illegal

hell I have Off with DDT in my camping shit

Wrong. She stayed at a hotel. She hates minorities way more than i do. Nice try though.

>keeping a child
>selfish

Spoken like a true bachelor. I used to be that way, but then my gf got pregnant and now I couldn't think of aborting a healthy child. Paternal instincts be strong, son.

You're still defending your dumbass argument that its about ddt. Bed bugs are not that hard to get rid of, the issue lies in the foreigners who live with them and keep bringing them back to apartment buildings.

Hates them like you hate the gays?

Im going to be nice here. Cause they suck. This stuff will kill them(assuming you can get it) and it's cheap. Do it properly, or over the complete fucking top, and you'll be fine. And yes, it won't abort the fetus not completeus.

Nah i talked like that when i was in a long term relationship. I told her i would never raise a bastard in an apartment building.

I favour this motion

Nah i dont hate gays or minorities. I hate fucking foreigners.

ikr after having kids I'm totally prolife. I'd never say it out loud, would never admit it to my wife but I think of the few abortions I knew of and realize those could have been people.

I also can't take #REKT kidz edition anymore. literally cannot stand anything that has to do with kids being hurt.

it's true ?
Watches at $0 ?

>I hate fucking foreigners.

and your gf hate fucks foreigners.

.... You dense motherfucker. My argument had nothing to do with why they are here now, but why we were able to get rid of them virtually in the 40s, but can't duplicate that now. Now shut up and fuck off you autist.

Dry ice was a real nice touch.

Aah convenient. That way neighbours don't suspect anything.

Bedbugs are the worst thing ever, I have ptsd from past dealings. I'd rather be in a house full of spiders because at least they leave you alone and when they bite you feel it right away. On the bright side they don't transmit disease, consider buying a bed tent. Google bedbug tent.

We all don't want that, user. Sometimes life doesn't work out the way you want it. Accepting that fact and learning to roll with the punches is a part of growing up. Plus, think about your ancient ancestors living like feral niggers in the wilderness- if they could raise a child in those conditions, you can easily raise a child in not-so-favorable conditions.

bedbugsupply.com/blog/faq/bed-bugs-spreading-came-back/

You can get rid of them now if you get rid of the people living with them as well. I eradicated them. The problem lies in the foreigners. Rage more, idiot.

Don't fuck around with home remedies. Get in touch with a professional exterminator. It'll cost more money, but the service should be guaranteed.

I had a major indoor flea infestation last summer, and my only options were treating my animals and then spraying my home with pesticide. It worked.

/And what about the eggs that can't be baited as easily as whoever follows this shit

Bedbug treatment can cost over a grand, it's necessary, but prepare for it.

ok, genius. Even if the foreigners DO bring them in, if we can eradicate them just as easily as we could then, why are they still such a problem?

AirBNB?

Abortion. Your morals and "paternal instincts" are a flaw, not a strength.

Good luck and God speed OP... Pic related..

tell me what you do when your gf cucks you in another hotel. or your buddy comes over to netflix n chill and brings a backpack with lube?

Holy hell, I'm glad I'm in my Australian house with my crocodile safe from those fuckers

Holy shit. Because there are indians who live next door that say "oh its not a problem, i won't bother having a professional eradicate them" OR they have relatives come from india that literally just sweep them outside with the broom pretending its no more a problem than ants.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH FOOOOOURCHAAAAAAAAN!

And you still don't see how you're missing my point. If all the chemicals and methods we have are just as effective as they were, what's stopping people from just wiping them with the snap of their fingers? You are either trolling or an autist

post yfw you realize that red blooded merrikans and trump voters do exactly the same thing, except they don't sweep them out

What about the bedbugs people bring in when they travel to India to find themselves or Thailand to fuck hookers?

Nice try virgin faggot. I slay pussy. The only thing stopping me from murdering people is the thrill of getting a woman to orgasm a dozen times before i cum.

Diatomaceous Earth, Google it, cover room in it, don't sleep there for 3-5 months to allow bugs to roam in the dust in searchsearch of food and die. Ps when cleaning up leave it in the corners, completely harmless to humans but it will kill everything with an exoskeleton

mmmmmmmmm thailand

Eat bedbugs bitch.

nice dubs retard

You are the autist. Because in india they don't treat it, they are a third world country.
Sure.

The Train is Fine.

Why do you sound like the fucking Geth from Mass Effect? Go get laid you creepy shit.

i'm not talking about india retard, i'm talking about here in murica. Here they were virtually gone 75 years ago, but now when they are brought back, we can't get rid of them. i'm saying that's because of the treatments that are not available that used to be. you just keep autistically screeching that indians brought them here, when that is not what i'm talking about at all.

>because they don't treat it they are a third world country

Those are bedbugs.

That's why you do it long term. Eggs hatch about in a week. And they need to feed.

If you keep away for two weeks reapplying the method several times without giving them the chance to suck blood, they can't lay new eggs.

Soo we're fine with the bedbugs non foreigners bring back home.

Fuck trumps wall, we need to pull a full Madagascar here. Shut...Down...Everything...