ITT: Famous girls you've fucked

ITT: Famous girls you've fucked.

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Sure...

At a party at Notting Hill Carnival years back. Her feet smelled.

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go to bed donald

Was she a good fuck?

Got nude vids from some YouTube chick

Lol. No you didnt

I want to believe.

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No way!! Story?

We went out for 2 years. We broke up when she got a new job. Not much else too it.

Fucked Madonna in 1996 in Manhattan. Was invited to suite smoked pot drank a lot of champagne and fucked the hell out of her. She told me I was amazing. I had to sign a non disclosure agreement.

Just stop. No one on this gay ass website fucked anyone famous or fucked anyone at all. Stop.

Who?

This thread is full of bull shit

Does doing Borat in the ass count?

not with that attitude user

Fearne Cotton at some poncey party in Finsbury Park in 2008 or 2009, can't remember.
I've told you assholes about this maybe 5 times in the last 8 years. At first nobody believes me, but after like a fucking hour of meticulous interrogation you do. I cbf this time, so take it or leave it.
I also once gave Melissa Joan Hart a box of chocolates I'd wiped my dick on

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Did she swallow?

Her creampied cunt did I guess

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Moar hot picks of this chick you amazing US citizen?

>I also once gave Melissa Joan Hart a box of chocolates I'd wiped my dick on

Who hasn't?

Anal too?

Oh you mean Melissa? Kek. No idea, she took them and fucked off

Grande?

Nah. I lasted maybe one minute. No time for further exploration

Lmfao. You wish.

>I also once gave Melissa Joan Hart a box of chocolates I'd wiped my dick on
She deserves it for God's Not Dead 2.

Pic rel8d
Prove I didn't

Give us a place and date.

Southampton, next Thursday 13th July

Place: balls deep avenue
Date: was balls deep in her sticky date, m8

>unenthused handjob

Had sex with Imogen Poots some years ago

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Long time ago, I moved out of LA before she got Dark Angel

So what's the story? Seems odd to me I'm not saying your laying just seems a little bit exaggerated

>Prove I didn't
You made the claim, you provide the evidence. The default position is that you didn't.

LOL u jeolos pal??

Kek you sweaty fat cunt, just remember little Ari's head choking on my massive cock

Did you break her bones?

Lol. Sure ya did

No bid deal actually because she is/was so easy laid, but, well, that's my story... Last year, she was party favors at some college frat party. She was really drunk and half passed out, around seven guys were taking turns with her in a bedroom upstairs, letting any guy do anything to her they wanted. Some fellow told me she was there and guys were willing to share after all they were satisfied, so I went. There was cum everywhere and her vag and ass were so loose that it was not too funny, but at least I can say I fucked some famous Hollywood chick.

>my massive cock
I'm guessing you have a micropenis as well.

greentext

Kek

Look at how jealous you are..
Its okay man just chill out..

THIS. BE LIKE THIS GUY.
He provided a story and that story has actually been confirmed through other anons

You have a tiny dick. Prove me wrong.

not famous or really a celebrity , but was fucking a news reporter here in Louisville for a few years. blond divorced was a mom too. Really a good fuck too, kinky as hell

three-fiddy back in the day

>confirmed
Right. Like how aliens have been confirmed because a bunch of people told the same fictional story.

Chloe was a complete dead fish. Her vagina smelled bad.

Still better than tiny dick going on and on about his wet dream of Ariana. At least this has some sort of story to it.

Probably user is shitposting, but he told us a story. The point of that kinda thread is talking about having sex with celebrities. Posting just a random pic or "I'm fucked this celeb" is just stupid.

Not something to be proud of m8. Shes fuckin ugly

I know. I said that here

True. Works of fiction can be fap-worthy.

>be me
>on holiday
>laffin at dank memes on mobile phown
>at some hotel with dickhead gf
>she's mad cause she saw me fucking another hot bish
>tell her tits or gtfo
>hanging poolside
>a wild Ari appears
>starts swimming
>start getting stiff
>she sees enormous bulge
>I tell her to come to my room
>start smashing immediately
>cucking gf (she's so jelus lol)
>put my dick in Ari's pooper
>achievement unlocked.jpg
>cum on Ari's face after rough facefuck
>tell them both to clean the room and cook dinner
>they do (obviously)
Cont?

It's so disgusting that is has to be true. Feel sorry for you, bro. Did she drugged you?

Jelus as fuck man

No don't cont. Can already tell its b.s. Sounds like it was written by a 12 y.o.

No i volunteered. I just wanted to try how does it feel to have sex with famous person.

It was a mistake

Bill?

Did you get herpes?

>Can already tell its b.s.
Are you Sherlock Holmes?

God I wish the summerfags would fuck off

i am Nicki's personal backstage toilet slave

>wah wah wah
Little jealous crybaby, you're pathetic

Thanks God, no lol. She was in state of shock when I saw her, so I asked my friend if they roofied her (that's pretty common at USC, sadly), and he told me it was not their first time with the Icarly actress. Apprently she REALLY loves drunk/drug sex and multiple partners.

I paid Brendan Fraser 50 bucks for a blowjob

>not big deal
>fucking this beauty
What the hell is wrong with you?

Not a single word in this thread is true, except these.

>having sex with women is unrealistic
Off to bed baby boi

You know, it's summer. Sup Forums is plenty of virginfags.

lol, i have no doubt some of you clowns have found some ugly drunk girls to fuck. that's not what you're lying about.

I can confirm there are no lies in this thread

>jealousy intensifies

i was rapped by pic related

discord.
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gg/xwHkBJy

Hung out with Dustin Diamond doing coke in his hotel room, then outta nowhere he asks if I would let him suck my cock. Says I cam watch straight porn on his ipad while he does it.
I say, i'm not gay m8. He says, bro it's totally not a gay thing at all! I said no thanks and nooed outta there. Wtf Screech
Also I fucked Georgia Salpa in Greece in, 2000. She was 16, I was 20. God SO hot. But a little arrogant. That was b4 she got fame

He'll do it for ten.you got robbed

She's a freak in the bedroom tbh

yeah boy. so jelly I can't stand it. I haven't been laid in a very long time. very. long. even still, I've had sex with more women than I ever cared to try to keep track of, and likely, more than you ever will in your life.

I'm leaving this bullshit thread now. enjoy your fantasies, and remember these words:

> The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.

> Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

welp you failed

>effort
U jelly pal??

THE GHOST

>I'm beta af

>Thinking anyone in this thread is telling the truth

I gave her a box of shrimp I had stuck in my ass.

Barely famous. .. but hey

ah, the irony

Dude madonna was hot in 1996 wtf u talkin about?

Believe me, she was not so hot covered in cum.

Btw Georgia Salpa

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was amazing