What's his superpower?

what's his superpower?

quips

Dubs

Quippiness

Roofs

Making Sup Forums wish for Raimi to come back never mind he hasn't made a good movie in forever.

is this twinkkino?

getting these dubs

>he hasn't made a good movie in forever
What?

stealing pizzas

Yeah I don't fucking get how a teenager can fucking resist the force of an SVU traveling at over 70km/s. Also how the fuck am I suppose to believe a teenager created what appears to be the strongest adhesive in the world?

eat my grits

I liked the Oz movie well enough. Not like it was amazing or anything but it was entertaining and felt like it belonged to the land of oz.

But honestly sony and spiderman 3 kind of broke him i think.

Making me want to fuck him

>'where you from kid?'
>'Queens'
>'Heh... Brooklyn'

Do you think they're implying some bond with the two in the future?

Yeah, a special bond.

Half the marvel heroes are based in NYC.

What was the purpose of this scene?

>what's his superpower?
>Spider-Man's superpower
>Spider-Man, arguably the most well-known Marvel character outside of Wolverine
>Spider-Man, whose own theme song specifically explains that he "does whatever a spider can"
I know you're just memeing or some shit but god fucking damn.

unlimited plot armor

Seduce us.

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Making me fall in love with him

>that spideyass

Imagine Cap's big, thick dick fucking it hard as he grasps both cheeks with his strong hands.

Having a hot GMILF aunt

Delaying the death of the MCU

post more spidey

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wouldn't it have been better if cap threw the shield at him and he replied:

>"did you just throw a ginormous frisbee at me? the fuck..."
>"im supposed to be a spider, not a dog"

will there be survivors?

Is it me or was there a lot of sexual tension between the two? I mean at the very least she wants to take advantage of him, she probably gives him kisses on the lips that last for a few seconds too long.

He made Army of Darkness and Spider-man 2, that's good enough for me.

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I was alright with the character until the Star Wars bit. Am I supposed to believe that Peter Fucking Parker doesn't know what an AT-AT is called?

Maybe he didn't know how it was pronounced and he didn't want to embarrass himself.

Thy will be done

Not everyone works in the movie industry fämäläm

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Cuckery

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that was shit

>MUH ANOREXIA SYMBOLISYM

nah

Catching ginormous frisbees.

What the hell, he's not a dog.

>literally everyone forgets Parker is the most experienced hero in the MCU