Walk into your home

>Walk into your home
>You find Emma Watson standing there

Wat do?

Wax her hairy upper lip

...

Take a selfie

Grab her by the pussy

Laugh at the resulting feminist meltdown

Ask her to leave

Expelliarmus!

Take my clothes off, do a handstand, squeeze out shit, try to catch an eat without fallin over

kick her up the cunt!

Demand that she leaves, if she doesn't I leak a sex tape of her with that guy who played hardy potter

>Do a 360
>Walk away

say hello.

You guys are weird.

It rhymes with grape

This literally happened to me. All she ever does is talk about food and work

My GF favors Emma Watson. I think my GF is taller though

Tie her up and make uer feel like all she's nothing but a set of holes for my cock

vape?

press charges for cash

call her owners, tell them she's escaped again.

I'd be a little taken aback to be honest since I always make sure I lock up properly, but after that initial shock I'd strike up conversation, offer her a drink etc idk be a normal human being about it. Then once she's gone probably have a massive wank thinking about "what if"

Wake the fuck up and take the bus to my shitty minimum wage job.

someone who doesn't have their head in the clouds.

Jerk off between her manly pecs.

Turn 360 degrees and jack off at her

Curse my luck that it isn't Emily Watson standing in my house.

kek

Freak out and awkwardly talk to her

>unzips penis

Ask if I can eat her ass.

Do the beauty and the beast dance into the bedroom with her and fuck her senseless so she can tell all her celebrity friends a tale as old has time about how I gave her a perl necklace.

Ask "how did you get in? the door was locked! how the fuck did you get in? did you touch my shit? you better not have touched my shit! if you touched my shit I'll get real angry!"

tape?