My friend just told me she is not happy with the size of her Bf dick. What to do?

My friend just told me she is not happy with the size of her Bf dick. What to do?

go to pound town with her

Give me her facebook or insta and I will show her a good dick size!

Tell her that she can't say shit unless hers is bigger

Depends.

Are you bigger? Then go fuck her yourself.

Not? Well...keep posting on Sup Forums. I'm sure the problem will solve itself.

Show her god dicks kek
FB/alexandra.bourget.71

Will send her mine

Call her a shallow slut. Not only is she a size queen, but she's telling other people about her boyfriends small dick. She's genuinely just a shitty person.

Show us the goods or gtfo

micro-peen detected

This. Probably wants OP's dick too so she is a cheating bitch.

>I don't care about trust or faithfulness in a relationship

The only newds I have

Small tits for a small dick, legit

is this your bf?

>I mustn't have any objections with anything that has to do with my bf
>I must be obedient since I'm a girl
>it doesn't matter if I cannot orgasm, I must rejoice that I atleast get a dick

seriously dude, she has right not to feel satisfied with bf's D
yeh, it would be kind of shallow if she only left him because of his dick


your just mad your micro peenor doesn't get any, and for such reasons you start screaming "SHALLOW" and "UNFAITHFUL BITCH" everytime a girl says she'd like a bigger dick

lmao the OP is so far in the friend zone she asks him for sex advice.

All she's doing is rubbing it in your face that she's having sex with men who aren't you. If you even try to make a move and say "hey, I have a bigger dick (yeah right)", she'll laugh and say "oh user, you're so funny. You're like my brother, I don't see you that way".

You're retarded, the first guy is right. Thing you both don't realize it this is all women. They're all shitty.

The asshole in me says fuck her until you get bored, then call her a whore and stop.

Gay boy confirmed

>first guy
you mean (You)

I would fuck her hard, make her cum for the first time and then cum on those little tits!

She can have objections but she shouldn't be telling anyone things about their relationship, especially a guy. If she can't fucking orgasm, leave the guy. It's not that difficult. But most girls instead of doing that would rather keep the guy around and cheat on him. Which is what she is going to do, with OP or someone else. Guaranteed OP can fuck her. She knows what she's doing. Girls aren't stupid, but apparently you are.

>micro peenor
>I have to identify with the bf to possibly care about what happens to the guy
You realise what a piece of shit this presupposition makes you, right? Now that I've pointed it out, yes? Mine is about average, in case you want to keep that a talking point.

OP here, so I should just fuck her and dont give a fuck about her Bf?

Correct he looks like a cunt anyways

>mine is about averege
prove it faggot


if she doesn't tell anyone it will only make it worse, if she opens to someone that someone could help her do the right choice
when you keep something to yourself it gets worse and worse until it escalates in some weird fucking shit that will leave them both scarred

>op asked what do
he should tell her to talk with her bf and to sort this shit out with him, better be honest than regretful

Just sent her that, hope she liked it

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>prove it faggot
No need, except a retard like you can't argue and is trying to make that a turning point. It's not and you're an idiot. Your argument is akin to calling someone a self-hating Jew to try to change the focus of the discussion/pretend their opinion is invalidated thereby. Stick to the reasons, ignore the speaker. Things are true irrelevant of who said them.

>if she doesn't tell anyone it will only make it worse, if she opens to someone that someone could help her do the right choice
>when you keep something to yourself it gets worse and worse until it escalates in some weird fucking shit that will leave them both scarred
I don't believe this is what it's about.

Not gay and not me. Y'all are retarded if you don't understand women's and men's sexual strategies.

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>y'all
>retarded
someone is delusional

you should probably shoot her in the head

Fake.
Sage in all fields.

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And another shitty person to join her.

veddy fake

No one talks like that. Fake.

You're an idiot. Keep wasting your time writing your senseless paragraphs

think of it as a side quest, and it does matter
as I stated you are probably mad because you have a tiny D, thus making your argument biased towards her bf
by proving me you have an averege dick you prove you're not biased

I never mentioned any jews, nigger

>Stick to the reasons, ignore the speaker. >Things are true irrelevant of who said them.
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>I don't believe this is what it's about.

you fucking imbecile

Anyone else have some wins?
I kek so much out of this dumb bitch

Moar

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>implying that I have better work to do

you can't find sense in my post yet I'm the idiot

Girls react quite differently when you are 'aggressive' and straightforward. Before she can act like she modest but if you send a pic like that and signal your attentions, she has nothing to lose. You've already made it like that.

My wife likes to talk abaout our sex life and my dick with all her female and queer friends. One girl, who looks like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, very cute with a tiny body, told my wife she was really unhappy with her bf's size and often would talk about it and talk about my cock from my wifes perspective. One day she showed up at our house in short-shorts and a half top. She looked afuckingmazing. My wife was at work. The girl said she just need to stop by to rest for a bit due to relationship problems. She sat down and manspread like it was normal for her. her camel toes were afuckingmazing. I got semihard in that situation and she held a glance at my crotch for a second to long. I...chickend the fuck out and said she could make herself at home as i had to run off to an appointment. AND I LEFT HER THERE ALONE.


I.AM.RETARDED. My one porn moment and I totally blew it. I still hate myself over it today.

this is legit as faberge egg you find at gipsies for 30$

Its like you have an acorn for the head. How gross looking!

Not an argument

Got that little pussy pic!

Is there more?

she wants yours

Whys she wearing a wedding ring?

You're honestly an idiot. I was in the same exact situation and took it. It's common

I know. I cant get over how fucking stupid I am. I seriously suck. That shit was laid out before me and i choked. Its a goddamn wonder Ive ever gotten laid. Fuck.