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>Obligatory English, but please post other languages and more interesting English texts as that's the only way these threads become interesting =)
"Convicted killer and former New England Patriots star Aaron J. Hernandez hanged himself inside his cell at the state’s maximum security prison in Shirley early Wednesday, in an apparent suicide five days after he was acquitted of two additional murders."
Przewodniczący Rady Europejskiej i były premier RP Donald Tusk ma dziś zeznawać w charakterze świadka przed warszawską prokuraturą. Chodzi o śledztwo dotyczące współpracy Służby Kontrwywiadu Wojskowego z rosyjską Federalną Służbą Bezpieczeństwa. W śledztwie postawiono już zarzuty byłym szefom SKW Januszowi Noskowi i jego następcy Piotrowi Pytlowi. Trzecim podejrzanym jest Krzysztof D., były dyrektor szefa gabinetu SKW. Donald Tusk jest już w budynku Prokuratury Okręgowej w Warszawie. Na Dworcu Centralnym powitały go tłumy jego zwolenników i przeciwników. Ci pierwsi odprowadzili go na przesłuchanie.
Noah Ramirez
Post willy x
Logan Green
does anybody know what he's saying? something about oranges?
hey i've always wondered this. what's it like living on an island? i think i'd freak out after a while 2bh. where i live everywhere i look there are endless mountains. i could drive for hundreds of miles and still not reach the coast. i think being surrounded by water would drive me crazy after a while.
Juan Reyes
Babs the only thing that surrounds you is stacks upon stacks of empty bottles and Torahs
Aaron Parker
Being born and raised here I feel the exact opposite. Big countries/cities make me feel discombobulated. However, it's not for everyone. Unless you're rich, old or a combination of both, you'll go stir crazy after a few weeks.
Owen Young
as a matter of fact i'm not allowed to drink alcohol for 3 and a half more weeks.
Brody Lewis
what's in 3,5 weeks
Camden Butler
"Tu te sens prise par le monde Qui t'épie, injuste et mauvais. Dans ton amertume profonde Souvent tu dis : si je pouvais !
Mais l'amour en secret te donne Ce qu'il a de pur et de beau, Et son invisible couronne, Et son invisible flambeau !"
Alexander Davis
another blood test to examine my liver functions. the first time my ASTs came back elevated, but i had a few drinks the night before so they said to go a month without drinking and take the blood test again to see whether or not it was just that alcohol i had to drink or if i have liver damage.
Samuel Robinson
>there are people on this site RIGHT NOW who aren't old enough to drink
cute! Not sure why but your accent reminds me of brazilian women, some kind of warmth in the voice. Even though I guess there isn't much in common between Aruba and Brazil...
Aiden Reed
M-merci.
The tinge of Portuguese?
Julian Bennett
you mean she's black
Xavier Fisher
Yes probably. Brazilian women always have this when they're singing, I can't put my finger on it.
>Try this Meddl Leude, Ich weiss dass ein paar Arschlöcher da draußen meinen ich sei das letzte Arschloch und der letzte Kaschper, Dreckssack und was weiß ich alles. Ich hab heute einen Aufruf an euch kleinen miesen Drecksschweine, Irgendeiner, ich weiss nicht wer es war, es ist mir auch scheissegal. Irgendwer hat meine Schwester mit ner PC-/Computerstimme angerufen und gemeint: “Pass auf, ich weiss wo du wohnst.” Wer auch immer das war, traut euch kommt zu mir Altschauerberg in Emskirchen. Traut euch kommt zu mir und legt euch mit mir an, ich prügel die scheisse aus euch raus.
"Je voulais être étranglé par les grosses cuisses noires d'une déesse jamaïcaine. Je veux bouffer le cul d'une noiraude pendant des heures."
Andrew Ross
should've said plumber. that's gets them right in the feels.
Aaron Clark
Voilà les feuilles sans sève Qui tombent sur le gazon, Voilà le vent qui s'élève Et gémit dans le vallon, Voilà l'errante hirondelle . Qui rase du bout de l'aile : L'eau dormante des marais, Voilà l'enfant des chaumières Qui glane sur les bruyères Le bois tombé des forêts.
"Eg heiter Jusæin Bålt og kjem ifrå Bahamas-öyene. Korleis flytter eg til Noreg for å få velferd frå NAV? Tykkjer norske kvinner at min pikk er stor?"
Christopher Davis
KEK
Angel Rodriguez
do you think i am ok i had german for three years in high school
Jace Long
Pretty good senpai
Ayden Bell
Yes its good
Brayden Turner
jesus christ. i fucking hate tim. this is a kev thread only.
Robert Myers
>Je voulais être étranglé par les grosses cuisses noires d'une déesse jamaïcaine. Je veux bouffer le cul d'une noiraude pendant des heures I'll say half of it, also I don't speak a lick of french vocaroo.com/i/s0jKG0ouIfs9 Oh boy what a mouth full vocaroo.com/i/s12MGU9UO474 I'm not saying that :^)
Don't worry mate, it's poetry so it's kinda difficult. Thanks for doing the whole thing! I can't hear you well but it sounded good from what I've gathered
