MATCH OF THE DAY THREAD

On in 5 minutes on BBC One.

Running order:
Liv/Swa, ManC/Tot, Sto/ManU, WBA/Sun, CP/Eve, Boro/WHU, Bou/Wat.

>Gary Lineker presents highlights from the day's seven Premier League fixtures, including Tottenham's trip to Manchester City. Spurs attempt to complete the league double over their fellow title challengers at the Etihad Stadium. Stoke earned a draw at Old Trafford earlier in the season and hope to take more points off Manchester United. High-flying Liverpool are at home to struggling Swansea in the day's early kick-off, Crystal Palace host Everton, West Brom take on Sunderland, West Ham are away to Middlesbrough and Bournemouth face Watford.

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I thought you lot were at the March?

>"Match of the day"

Couldn't they have chosen a pithier name?

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Thread theme

remember when we'd get through multiple motd threads

Back when Liverpool had a good defence.

Scousers and customers aren't in this one, nor are asre and chelsea.

who actually still plays the lottery in the year of our lord 2017

Does Gary have a bet on somewhere that he has to say "it escalated quickly" every week? That's not the first time he's used it.

t. expert analyser of phrases

mug
they double the price to £2 and added an extra line of numbers

Odds went from 15m to 60m to win

>kloppo you're cool

>Can only score ONE (1) goal against League 2 Plymouth Argyle in 180+ minutes of football
>Lose 3-2 at home to Swansea

Our year indeed

don't call me a mug :(

>Liverpoo lose
>Suddenly all liverpoo customers stop posting

Fickle kult kloppo

Feels damn good to be an ABLiv

You're a teacup then

foreigners and the jobless primarily

t. wageslave in a newsagents

Are Swansea likeable again

>You will never slap the palm of the destroyer of poos

Why live?

i meant mugs*

here we are

none of the lads

Firmino should be in jail

Sat behind his family at a Swansea home game once. Handsome genes run in the family

bit late but i'm here now lads
no need to worry anymore

Im surprised 190kg hasn't posted

How is Llorente only at Swansea again?

>2-0 down in the second half
>score to claw it back to 2-1
>celebrate instead of immediately fetching the ball from the net and running back for the reset

really tingles my autism

Just had a feeling theyd lose today. Good goal that though, phwoar

Was behind zaza at juventus
Allegri tried to kill his career

based makelele influence

Both of Liverpool's goals should have been ruled out for fouls too

phew, i was getting worried x

he's shit and other PL teams already have a big guy to lump it to
Giroud, Crouch, Benteke, Rondon, Slimani, Lukaku etc.

i'll always be here xx

G Y L F I
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anyone else hate klopp?

Llorente is pretty based

>Sack the Yank
>Beat Liverpool in a road game

Based Paul Clement

siggurdson has a british accent.

>Its a Ruud Gullit episode

This pleases me, I wonder if he will rip into United.

Should've lost to united desu

he's been in England for like 10 years lad

i don't hate him but i don't find him very likeable

>tfw no Man Utd Fan gf to please

Grease man to Liverpool la

hearing him say "gaffer" like that unironically made me smile

only after the javi martinez deal is done la

Can't believe how shit we were lads. Don't want to watch the rest of MOTD

Other teams have better players who can be hoof'd to.

Crouch, Benteke, Giroud, Lukaku, Carroll, Rondon, Slimami or whatever, Pelle, Costa (sort of), Bony and Ibrahimovic.

So, most teams don't need him.

Lloris fucked up against West Ham and Arsenal last season. Cost Spurs the title.

Lloris doing the same today.

Don't rate that font at all.

>I rate Lloris

Liverpool are in the awkward position where they cant really improve on their players without forcing someone out the 11, and they'd have to sign a world class player to really justify it (which is unlikely )
Firmino, Cout, Mane, Lallana, Henderson, Wij, Matip, Clyne all here to stay

They even have decent depth if they didn't loan them out or get injured for the season

>the city of ugo

thats 4 pts dropped
last i checked Spurs were 11 pts off the title

no keeper is perfect,

I want a gif of that attempt lol.

>that cross attempt from Sterling

christ he is fucking awful

Davies should have started instead of Wimmer. Spurs would have been a lot more comfortable

>Lloris

nah, he's a good lad

>rated by many to be the Premier League's top keeper
I don't know literally anyone who thinks this

go to bed raheem

Fantasy assist points. Don't give a fuck la

wish "dele" didn't find form again, fucking hate the guy

Is Clement the greatest english manager of all time?

PEP ANGERY

everyone who isn't delusional

ABUs who refuse to rate De Gea

He's no Garry Monk.

based kyle walker

Hoping for some top autism in the Pep post-match interview.

Kek

Gabriel Jesus will be GOAT.

who is the hue meme?

go away kyle

...

Ayy lmao that long celebration

>poop

It's delivered haha.

Anyone got a pic of the two Asian City customers pointing to the linesman?

literally the next brazilian goat unless he goes full robinho

>tfw to intelligent for the British press

You wont be disappointed

JUST
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>Pep being autistic in another interview

What is his fucking problem lads?

I thought the BBC was prestigious and the first question is about the referee?

autism innit

autism

What are tackles?

I am very very happy.

I thought the BBC was prestigious

He does have a point tbf. It's blatant they're just trying to wind him up.

We're living in the Trump timeline lol where anyone and everyone is starting to call out the "Mediah" for anything

>BBC
>Prestigious

based trump

>ball hits the players hand
>not handball

Those two coloured boots are truly disgusting.

I miss Gabby lads

>for me it wasn't penalty

>this is the guy who defends alli

>ball to hand
>accidental
>unnatural position
show me these phrases in the rulebook please

>everyone hates dele just because he's from MK

She's looking a bit old these days. Want to see her replaced with that blonde tarte who was wearing short skirts showing off her thighs doing the coverage for the swimming at the Olympics.

it's more to do with the fact that he's a bit of a twat