/HEEM/ Sensei Seagal EDITION

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>New Heavyweight signed to UFC roster
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>Jocelyn Jones-Lybarger retires
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>Garreth McLellan quickly replaces Alex Nicholson at UFC Fight Night 106
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/garreth-mclellan-quickly-replaces-alex-nicholson-at-ufc-fight-night-106

>Bisping out until May
mmamania.com/2017/1/19/14332046/michael-bisping-out-until-may-torn-meniscus-knee-surgury

>Anderson Silva says new owners are turning the UFC into less sport, more entertainment
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Schaub is a God

schaub has brain injury

Do the kick.

A man who bathes himself in chee-to dust

i taught mcgregor the capoeira kick

Who

>mma podcasts

Steven Seagal makes music????

I like Chael's podcast mainly because I like Chael's voice

...

youtu.be/UqLu4h0_Oqs

>Chris hits harder than Nate

>they didn't outgrow podcasts in 2014

how many hours left? Link to stream?

yoga pants make my dangly bits hard

>MMA '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''comedy'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

>those toys actually determine how hard someone hits
Cmon bruh.
Also Joanna looks like a tramp in that thumbnail more so than usual.

4 hours

Hard to believe since Nate is 9 feet tall and weighs 700 pounds, beating Nate one time is like making 3 title defenses at once

You can tell by the way he throws the punch he hots harder and better than Nate

Is Bellator prediction bro still around?

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RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE. Was busy past few days

Tito Ortiz vs. Chael Sonnen
Paul Daley vs. Brennan Ward
Ralek Gracie vs. Hisaki Kato
Georgi Karakhanyan vs. Emmanuel Sanchez
Derek Campos vs. Derek Anderson

aint nobody awake then

>Nunes needs to retire to have a family

Jesus Christ just have the other lesbo give a birth to your soulless abomination, now that you finally stuck gold you plan to abandon it you dumb bitch

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>we didn't use his thread to so he throws a tantrum

They didnt even throw the same type of punch...
It's like saying Chuck's overhand hits stronger than GSP's jab, no shit. Those things are shit, the way you beat them is not buy actual power, you just need to know the best way ot hit it.

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At least she is planning on a few more defenses, which is more than some people can say

>abandon

She's being smart about it, she knows she won't be on top for long.

Lovely girl on left. Gabi Garcia time bomb on right.

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>Getting your spine deleted

What time does the main card start?

3 bongs

prelims in one bong?

ya

I've never watched full Lellator card, is it worth staying up late or should I watch Chael's fight tomorrow morning ?

PRELIMS: wolframalpha.com/input/?i=7:00 pm ET
57 minutes 26 seconds in the future

MAIN CARD: wolframalpha.com/input/?i=7:00 pm ET
2 hours 56 minutes 57 seconds in the future

noice

ops, It's 9:00 pm for the main card obviously

worth staying up for Kato alone

I'm interested in

>Ralek Gracie vs. Hisaki Kato
>Paul Daley vs. Brennan Ward
>Tito Ortiz vs. Chael Sonnen

I'm skipping the rest.

>the numbers mason, what do they mean?

What are you drinking heem?

Don't want to watch Chinzo Machida?

oh wow i drank beer i'm cool
grow up

>Sonnen
>Daley
>Kato
>Karakhanyan
>Anderson

Bit tense there eh

Conor looks like he's atleast 500lbs in that pic

How long would it take you to spend 1.2 billion dollars?

We gettin a fight companion for this?

Sale Son And
Poo Day lee
>Never bet on gooks
Sand Cheese
And her son

enjoying that dadbod life

For sure she's a dime piece my guy 100% I just might slide into the DMs you know what I'm saying?

Did Bill blow that 1,2 billion on blow up his nose ? He sure looks like it

Any streams for Bellator 170? Wish somewhere in the UK showed Bellator live.

ufc.tv

Firstrowsports

>inb4 a millennial complains about the quality of something he's stealing

I was in the dms b4 schaub was

Who the fuck is excited for old man Sonnen to gas after 1 round? Get the fuck out of here. Anyone watching for the main card should just fucking cuddle a panda and get some sleep.

Fucking goofs.

too bad she started striking so late in life
grasso has 20 years more boxing experience lmao

>Heem nobodies in Ireland
>Heem cans outside of top 10 in ufc
>Heem Chad on short notice
>Heem Aldo in luck punch
>Lose to a literal retard
>Barely beat a literal retard
>Beat a Lellator fighter
>Will "retire" from fighting the winner at 209 to fight Maywedder

This is the """""biggest""""" star in the ufc and he hasn't defended any of the four belts he has obtained (maybe defended interim belt depending on how autistic you are).

He'll probably sit on his potato ass until Zuffa offers him 50% stake in the ufc. When did mma go so wrong?

Jon Jones is shit

thanks, I didn't know you could do that on there

They still mad at niggas dominating the game out here

>does roids
>won because of eye pokes
>too scared to fight at heavyweight

Jon Jones is shit

>When did mma go so wrong?

Long before him if that's what you're implying.

Rousey fought nothing but cans. Only had 12 fights. Claimed to be the p4p fighter on the planet. Could "beat 50% of the male welterweight division". etc etc

In response to 73803345

ok

He'd have no chance under the new rules.

>that flag
>that post

opinions discarded. Honda had six defenses.

Not enough to pay attention to the prelims.

UFC 196 was the best event in the last 3 years

she wears too much makeup

chael
daley
gracie
sanchez
anderson

>opinions discarded

yeah, he's just trolling for pity (you's)

>Honda had six defenses.

Against cans.

One more for the bad guy
Le punch after bell guy
Kato
Sanchez
Anderson

And she fought cans because there were only cans to fight unless you count cyborg but that wouldn't even be at bantamweight.

Is Khabib free money against Ferguson?

I'm lean mean and 217

The men's bet and the women's regret

Ortiz
Daley
Gracie
Karakhanyan
Anderson

He became lhw champ at 23. He dropped out of college when he was 20-21 to start his mma career.

This motherfucker had 2-3 years of training before becoming a top ranked p4p fighter.

New rules won't do shit.

Arlovski 4/1 underdog vs Ngannou

Arlovski could heem him desu

instagram.com/p/BPLfnIKBV_I/?hl=en1

What you see is what you get and what you don't is better yet.

>Giving that sperg (you)'s

Lol he could but have you seen his chin?

He got KO'd 3 times last year.

No.

>Sara McMahon was a silver medalist in rastlin
>Alexis Davis is a black belt in meme jitsu
>Carmouche is a black belt in meme jitsu
>Miesha Tate beat the girl that beat Ronda and became the batam weight champ
>He beat Chamaine Tweet who challenged for the Invicta fedda weigh belt twice

At least four high level opponents, goofballs. Her only real loss was to Holm, broken Ronda fought Nunes.

I'm gonna stay up tonight to watch my first mma event, Bellator 170. What should I expect?

I put my last money on tito

Yeah, but against Stipe and Overeem, very elite competition. Ngannou only fought cans.

ur about to go broke

Tito Ortiz
Brennan Ward
Ralek Gracie
Emmanuel Sanchez
Derek Campos

Are any fights on the undercard worth watching tonight?

> Ngannou only fought cans.

Lol this is the same argument people were using to say why Sage was going to win.

Listen, Arlovski is gonna get heem'd early, I don't see that chin making it past round 2.

spicy memes

>implying jones can fight without eyepokes
>implying jones can fight without steroids