Sick of dicks? Let's see some hands. user on /soc said this is how the NFL measures

Sick of dicks? Let's see some hands. user on /soc said this is how the NFL measures....

Also post height. I'm a 5'11" manlet to you tall fucks.

Okay. Hand can't substitute for dick. I've found that it's a poor substitute for pussy too. Carry on.

Okay. My first thread failed. Time to get my dick out....

im 5"8 inb4 manlet rat
working mans hand/10

You don't own an old ass ruler? Yeah, my hands are gnarly/ugly. No modeling in my future...

i dont own an old ass ruler sorry fam

Also, weird angle but short fingers/10?

Standard printer paper is 8.5 x 11. Go

just me or is that a midget pinkie?

Nothing better to do while I shit I guess.

Idk

normal size?
i think this is standard

what the fuck is this photo i posted a picture of my hand

Guessing you weigh 135 lbs

>> strong looking. Trim needed

You fuckers need a ruler or a tape or standard paper for some context damn in.

You look fragile. Do some manual labor. It's good for you.

6'3" master race
Hand takes up a majority of the piece of paper

Has your body ever seen sunlight?

i have tiny girl hands and a micro penis ujelly

Sometimes i go weeks without leaving my home

it's called being human (white)

whats with those faggy ass jeans

What's the span between picky and thumb as measured like OP?

comfortable for inside when chillin wouldn't wear outside.

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cut them finger nails

Feminine af/10. You a gril?

Yes sir.

Nah, i'm a guy. But my body looks indeed really feminine.

cig for scale, 178cm/~56kg

Why not?

i have the smallest hands here (AND PENIS)

yeah we get it, just post pics

My joints look crooked but that's just how it looks when I extend the hand

I am a faggot and i'm into small hands and micropenises. But only if you are a trap or goodlooking cd.

Nice hand. Ditch the pinky ring unless you're trying to project gayness in which case it's fine.

hand of a weak person

6'3" user here. I'm at about 9.7 my widest

go to the doctor and make him prescribe you testosterone

The pinky ring is my late wife's wedding band.

I'm weak yeah. I study all day, and my idea of exercise is mostly long walks. I have a gym membership but I go there two hours a week.

You're not alone

Holy fuck not a single one of you stupid faggots can follow directions

OP here. I'm must have disproportionate large hands with 10.25" at 5'11" tall. Too bad other parts aren't as disproportionate. 12oz can.

cut your fucking nails

Your late wife was named Randall, wasnt it?

My bad user and my condolences. Who gives a fuck what others might think in that case. Pinky rings for life

>owning a ruler
im not a child bubby

Nope. She was genetically female.

hello reviewbrah

5'11 here came in at 10"

Or a tape measure, or a damn piece of standard paper. Okay.

I'm fine, i already asked the doctor and he made a blood test.

I'm alright, i'm just a skinny bone type.

my dad has huge hands so i dunno

well I'm not a carpenter or an office worker either

fuck its vertical

Pic or it didn't happen.

Smallish. Also, does nobody work outside or use their hands anymore? All this perfect skin and softness.

Your hand is only 10 cm?

Kek

I just rubbed one out.

fucked up first picture so heres another 5'9" and 8 inch hands I'm only 13 though

Yeah. Baby hands.

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nice hands

the ruler even says made in U.S.A how can you be this stupid?

Where did you find that micro can?

Only 8 cm?

Top fucking apex kek

That would be alright if you are like 6 or so.

Am i the stupid one or are you the stupid one?

She sure as fuck didn't die for you to wear her ring like a fucking homo

kek

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Where did you find that micro mouse?

Look, it's the "I know you are, but what am I?" Kid. Nice. Takes me back to elementary school. Those were the days...

it's 100% you.
either A. you actually thought it was cm, which makes you dumb as fuck
or B. you thought it was a funny joke, which makes you so fucking dumb I'm surprised you could even post in the first place.

Fuck off fucker i eat your eyeballs

i bought it from my local computer store its Atech A7

Fuck off man. Give the guy a break for fuck sake. There's really no need to be a hostile asshole.

Or C. It was actually funny and you just don't have humor.

Don't be so insecure mate, it was just a joke...

Wew

MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>8 cm

being this fucking retarded. kys.

Fuck you, i am eating your asshole from inside, you intestine breather.

consider suicide

>being 13 with an 8 cm hand
Ksy yourself fucker

Don't be so insecure.

I'm 6'4"

Looks like that cans about to pop, buy a stress ball instead


My hand looks like a fucking shovel

>My hand looks like a fucking shovel
No, it just looks like the hand of a fat fuck.

That is a shovel. Span?

that's not a reply kiddo, try using actual language.

Smallish for your height. What do you weigh?

My hands

>implying you replied
Kiddo yoursefl

I'm 6'6 you window licker, wide wrists and fleshy hands

Where's your hand at?

My hand is here you gayass cocklicker

And i'm only 13

Btw i'm 6'7", you window licker

About 10 inches, only got a set of callipers here that go to 8in... So I'm estimating

An user that does some actual work with his hands.

>13
>6"7

Hide post

Hide yourself

But you can't because you are too fat

Filthy hands do not equate to hard labour

Dirty labour maybe

You have big hands bro. I use COC instead of exercise ball when I'm in the office and bored

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