The New Shitpost order?

Have the Leaves finally surpassed the aussies in Shitposts? I feel like recently there have been tons of "Sup Forums is satire" posts done by Leaf posters.

Shut the fuck up ya classless Bogan

There's a difference between being the top shitposter and simply the worst poster.

>Have the Leaves finally surpassed the aussies in Shitposts?

No, but they have tried.

>Who's better: cucks from Toronto or cucks from Melbourne?

Who cares?

No, and it's Leafs.

>Sup Forums is satire
What don't you get about this?

The hillshills are sometimes using Canadian proxies for some reason. I think they expoit it to trigger Sup Forumstards even more.

Don't even start...

Why are you moose fuckers ruining this board don't you have some maple trees to tap into or something?

>the canadian problem
Dude.. WTH are you on? We are being INVADED by shills right now. They are EVERYWHERE. Ultimately it's all wasted money and everything will go back to normal after that, but they are making the board no fun. Canada is the least of this board's problem (right now).

They teach you that in American grammar school you dumb faggot?

This is why we need Quebec flags on Sup Forums to be a thing

We need a Toronto flag desu. Quebecois are usually nationalists of some kind.

An Albertan flag would also be nice to expose the AMERICA PLEASE ANNEX-fags

I noticed an australia decline starting last year, something happened where they were still trying but their heart was just not in it anymore.

>complains about shitposters
>posts pointless, Sup Forums-tier thread

Delete this thread and discuss politics, you gigantic faggot.

If I were prime minister and I had 3 nukes I would drop one on Alberta, one on Quebec and one on Romania.

This fking guy.

Thinks that Sup Forums isn't satire.

Butthurt Anglofag detected

>you're an Anglo because you hate Quebec
Nobody likes Quebec this is why God punishes Quebec with the most degenerate people in Canada, and Alberta is so shitty even rats don't want to live there

Canada deserves to burn :^)

What flag should I put on that will get ignored so I can post without being lumped in with the rest of Canada?

Montreal and QC are ok

Alberta does suck which I didn't know until I moved here, mountains are nice though

Alberta is not Canada it's just a whiter America they're stupid cowboy homo faggots dancing around circumcising each other with their cowboy boots and shit fuck alberta I hope it burns I don't even care if our oil blows up and we become third world tier just as long as Alberta goes with us

What, me shitpost?

Any place where French is spoken is absolute garbage. Show me ONE single place on this planet where French is spoken that's halfway decent.
The French did the world a favour by spreading their language to the shittiest places on earth so we know where to avoid by just checking their official language

I'm surprised nobody here has said "America pls nuke/annex us senpai"

It makes me feel nothing but disgust and contempt when a person has zero pride in themselves to the point where they willingly say things like that

Like, shit, have some self respect God damn

plz plz plz we can't help ourselves

That's stupid ass Cuckberta, Cuckberta is a piece of garbage they even made their flag look like a state flag

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>Samefagging on Sup Forums

All of Canada deserves to burn

Aussie shitposts are at least funny sometimes. Canada is just retarded.

There we go

You're a stupid cunt I'm not a cutlet Yankee nigger fuck off

This

>trusting the beady ANGLO
>current year

I'm Hungarian not an Anglo

See :^P

Doesn't surprise me. I've been there a bunch to visit family and saw how out of control the sharia zones there are like

I saw a large gathering of Indians and Muslims/Sikhs (le sihks are bro tier meme is false) attend a flag burning of the US flag while decrying the west (which is probably just an inconspicuous way of saying fuck Canada)

>cucklet Yankee nigger

Well fuck you too then

Pay your Jizya

People give ontario shit but it's literally just the GTA that's garbage the entire province of Alberta is Slavic niggers and poo in loos
I love you guys but I don't want to be compared with you. Sorry

Nice try Canacuck. Don't you have a model to elect?

>he bought into the Toronto Maple Leafs meme

We don't have elections every week like you do

Don't you have some guns to turn in?

At least ours isn't next top Model. It's next top butcher. Who would you rather see at the helm: A botox bitch or someone who will literally knife the person that got them there?

Anything but a Shitstralian

Thanks man, we have the name for a reason. God you cunts are useless.

>their biggest achievement in World War One is losing to the Turkish
>literally no other achievements to remember but that

First major time (boar war doesnt count) we unified our AIF forces.
Saved a fuck tonne of french towns.
They celebrate Australia day.
You cucks speak their language and they don't even care about you.
On a side not. I Went to gallopi, got nailed with a turk. Dropped a bunch of acid. Was grouse.

It's boer you stupid shitposter, stop sniffing gas.
Wow, you saved a bunch of future Muslims good job!
And look at that you're a degenerate fuck off

So retarded. Must be a faggot from Alberta.

You don't get jokes do ya? Smoke some cones and deconstruct that. Slowly.

CALL ME AN ALBERTAN ONE MORE TIME AND I SWEAR TO GOD

What in the name of ice hokey and moose is your major malfunction?

albertard

Coming from a nigger how rich.

You coons dominate this board.

Irrelevant threads...constant shit posting.

But aussies and canadians are the problem...

Fuck off jamal.

Aus is always the best banter shitpost.

Leaf is just butthurt

IM NOT S FUCKING PRAIRIE NIGGER CUTLET AMERIKEK WANNABE IM A TRUE RED BLOODED CANADIAN
I HAVE NEVER ONCE DRANK A CUP OF COFFEE IN MY LIFE BECAUSE I HATE STUPID FRENCH FAGGOTS SO MUCH BECAUSE IM A CANADIAN AND KEKBERTANS LOVE COFFEE BECAUSE ITS A MEME IN AMERICA AND THEY WANT TO BE JUST LIKE YOU BECAUSE FHEY HAVE NO IDENTITY BEYON AMERICA PLEASE RAPE MY ASSHPLE I WANT YOUR CIRCUMCISED PENIS IN ME PLEASE MAKE ME FEEL LIKE IM A MAN IM A STUPID FAGBERTAN PLEASE TAKE ME AMERICA JUST NUKE ME WITH YOUR SPERM BOMB

the leaf will always be subordinate to the aussie
this is the way of things

Mien imperial ruler I whole heartedly agree. I think he misses the joke. In life. He's just proved my point... again.

M8, I was having a joke. Now I'm worried. Which nearest mental health hospital should I call for you?

Our population is generally dumb.
I have seen a recent post on a friends kikebook about how Trudeau said no to Russia, USA and Mexico for their help with the forest fires raging out of control throughout the entire central plains.
His idea is that CANADA would PAY for Russian, USA and Mexican help. This is how he things foreign aid works, that WE pay for their help, on a contract. A FUCKING CONTRACT that we pay for their assistance. WE pay THEM.

He's butthurt he lives on the wrong continent.
His job is to apologise to USA being cucked expiate having nothing to do with it.
His saving grace is ice hockey and trailer park boys.

You fight crocodiles, so you're okay.

Trailer park boys is stupid and hockey is garbage since helmets were forced.

>tpb is stupid
Yeah, and?

>hockey is garbage since helmets
How does wearing a helmet affect the play of the game? Besides protecting ones' most important organ from a surface 100x harder than grass

>Replying to bait

See, dumb as dumb can get.

It gets rid of the excitements Americans were scared of us so they needed helmets. It's why they wear medieval style armour when they play football.
It's not bait, the only bait I have is when your gf masturbates on webcam for me

Long tailed, short haired, long nosed, short legged fighting dogs? Dinosaurs aren't to be fucked with. I only fight them because I am Steve Irwin. I faked my own death because deep down I always wanted to take them on.

Jokes on your faggot, my gf is an animu waifu. So you just confessed to watching fanfic hentai videos.

LOL seriously? Anime is stupid

You do realize this is not Sup Forums? I've fucked some dumb sluts in my time. But you by far need to get /out/