-I'm 26 years old.
-I still live with my parents.
-I'm still a virgin.
-It's been 7 years since the last time I even kissed a girl.
-I'm thousands of dollars in debt because college.
-I don't have a job and can't find one because I have shitty liberal arts degree.
-Realize best thing I can do is kill myself.
-Post that ends in 789 decides how I do it.
-If post ends in 123 first, I join monastery and become Benedictine Monk instead.
Good luck!
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And this, kids, is an example for fucking poor life choices.
Eat dicks
>if post ends in 123
>ends in 321
Wizard
how do you do it, user? i have similar stats, except that i have an ok job, gf, cat, car, and my own place now. i came from the streets. was an alcoholic for a while. used to live in a homeless shelter. i had nothing. now i have everything.
don't do it.
well of course ok living is everything to you.
You started as trash.
>-Realize best thing I can do is kill myself.
the best thing you can do and work hard to fix your shit.... stop being lazy.
Eat yourself to death, nothing but lard until your heart craps out on you
Terrible b8
kek
Cut off your dick and balls and bleed to death
> speed on the highway
> get pulled over
> wait until the cop comes over to your car and asks for your information
> pretend to pull out a gun
you know what, fuck it. I'm shooting straight in there with this inspirational bullshit. Live to death user! Live to death, go out there and fucking live until you fucking die
And this is an example of poor grammar.
good 'ol bleach and ammonia
And this is an example of a faggot.
Get fucked by a horse.
Always remember to stream it.
jump off a bridge
i don't think any major streaming platforms would allow a video of a horse fucking someone to death
jump in front of semi
Shotgun to the head
So is starting a sentence with the word "and". If you're gonna pull someone up, at least be right!
step on a rusty nail.
giggity
>Call a group of black people niggers
They'll either
>a. kill you
>b. beat you to the point of near death then you can sue them, pay off your debt and start over.
drop a gamecube in the bathtub so you get transported into super smash bros
Make some toast in the tub so you die a fatass.
You're right, it'd probably only be up for a minute, but people will have recordings of the stream saved and they'll leak it all over the internet.
Proof: 2 guys 1 horse.
...
drop a gamecube in the bathtub so you get transported into super smash bros 789
seriously.
123 roll
with a spoon
>At least be right!
In the United States, teachers commonly would tell their students that starting a sentence with a conjunction is improper. However, this was simply a tactic to vary writing. Often times students, when told to shorten/break up run-on sentences, would place a period and then continue with 'And' at the beginning of the next. Teachers wanted to cut this out to stop repetitive structures, and thus told them it was wrong. It's stuck now as a misconception that using a conjunction at the start of a line of thought isn't allowed in English. It is allowed though; sounds retarded as shit, but it is allowed.
Basically, fuck you asshole for correcting someone when you yourself don't know shit.
Kill yourself
get drowned
works only if you are black, whites get verbal warning
if i didn't have the top grade cannabis and pussy, i would agree with you
method: you die of old age/natural causes
overeat to the point of death.
-you have debt because you have no money
-liberal arts is a good choice
-get a job in the gun store best advice
Burn to a crisp.
Don't kill yourself. I got a job a little over a year ago on a website called Leapforce. It's no longer active in the USA but we transferred to a new company called RaterLabs. We see google searches people made and rate results based off of how much they meet the user's needs. We all work from home and currently pays $12.50 an hour, 10 hours minimum requirement a week. Max amount of hours you can do is 26. There's also another website called Appen that has a similar purpose if RaterLabs doesn't work out for you. Apply and try it out dude. This is my very first job and I'm 20.
saw off left hand and bleed out.
Oh ffs
Good job you fucking dickhead
>-I'm 26 years old.
>-I still live with my parents.
>-I'm still a virgin.
>-It's been 7 years since the last time I even kissed a girl.
Why are so many Trump followers here today?
lol liberal arts
JESUS HORATIO CHRIST
someones mad his slut lost
Timestamp
Op is a faggot and we all fell for the bait
A combination of Xanax, Adderall, THC, opiates and booze ; in equal value. No being a coward and just surrendering to the opiates. For every downer you take an upper.
> liberal arts degree
>I'm a Trump voter.
FTFY.
Noice one mate
-26 years old
-live in social housing on my own
-it's been five days since I had anonymous quickie sex with a stranger
-I'm thousands of pounds in debt from spending a fortune on clothes, going out and a new BMW I crashed two months after buying it
-I don't have a job but I get almost £2000 a month in welfare because I'm mentally ill. I could easily get a job in financial services if I wanted to though because I'm charming and have the social contacts to give me good references from blue chip companies even though I've never worked for them
-best thing I can do is go to college and study while I'm getting so much welfare and support from lots of people
>these are the highlights of my life
see? Trash is as trash does. Why try harder.
Also what a waste of get.
Eat own head
Kill yourself by working out to death
Maybe he means journalism. All the successful artist and writers I talk to tell me that's what I need. Well that and to get laid.
Brent is that you??
Starve to death
>For every downer you take an upper.
Lmao underrated
Old age
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and thats how you unlock dedede in melee
make money by learning Dopshipping on amazon, ebay etc.
make more money.
move out.
thats it buddy, I did it, you can do it too. Also invest some money once earned in the following cryptocurrencies: Ethereum (once it's below 250), Lisk, possibly zCash and monero. Sell everything at the end of the year to be sure.
Thats it son. Go for it.
Could always try being a paid shill. Heard they specifically hire liberal art faggots.
Ok so according to you you have nothing to lose because you want to kill yourself. Dude you have the amazing chance to go and try to achieve whatever you want no matter how much it costs you, you can't lose according to you, since you want to kill yourself anyway. If you have obligations and you want to mantain a stable life you can't just sell everything you own and go have the adventure that could change your life because people is too worried about not losing what they have. But you said you want to kill yourself, you don't have to mantain a stable life. Sell everything you own and move out like said. Do something like that, don't be a lazy ass, you only live once and you are making a drama out of this "Haven't kissed a girl in 7 years" fml who cares people have crazy real problems out there. Do things. Take the shitiest job you can, do stuff, man you are free for goodness' sake.
>-Post that ends in 789 decides how I do it.
>-If post ends in 123 first, I join monastery and become Benedictine Monk instead.
>Good luck!
You'll kill yourself (kys) The redbull way-extreme Sports .... cliffdiving,motocross,skydiving
>-Post that ends in 789 decides how I do it.
fake and gay.
it only occurs once every 1000 posts -- that is, you're asking for a quads.
>-If post ends in 123 first, I join monastery and become Benedictine Monk instead.
fake and gay.
they would never accept a faggot full of lard, depression and debts
>make a noose out of barbed wire or get one made for you
>Superglue your hands to the side of your head
>Use noose
>Looks like you ripped your own head off.
stuff a bunch of dildos and condoms in your pockets like 12 of each and jump off the tallest building that will most definitely kill you. And if you have to leave a note write out "shaking dicks with satan himself.... toodles".
Reroll for the monks btw they don't take everyone
There's already been a 789 roll, but the guy blew it.
Jump in front of train and get it over with!
Don't do it user. You are not in a corner, you just think you are. Wake yourself up. You can do anything you want. It's very difficult, but throw away all other thoughts and pretend that you cannot fail at whatever you do next... no matter what it is. What do you want to do? Kiss a girl? Get real friends? You can. Literally nothing is stopping your from having a life. You have options now. You will lose that if you are gone. Stay OP
Let me guess, you're also a Socialist too
Fucking leech