My dad just found out that my mom has been cheating on him and that she is a lesbian

my dad just found out that my mom has been cheating on him and that she is a lesbian
>who do i go with in divorce

Who do you like more

Your father since you mom is a piece of shit

go with mom, dad will always be there for you

Go with the dad because having two mom's would be weird

this

With your mom. Because you can join an incest threesome with this way.

Your mother, since you might witness some lesbian action

fuck your dad to get even

Oh yeah an incest threesome would be awesomethanks for the idea user I'm gonna go with my mom then

Who ever buys you the better gift op

op here again thats what im doing

Mom. You can see her lezzing out with new mom

Lesbian.

The only option.

btw im 15 and my mom is like 40 so im good with insest sex

Who makes more money? if roughly equal go to your father you don't want to get stuck in a oedipal mom-son relationship

Whoever makes more money, or whoever will come out better in the divorce.

oh my dad for sure my mom works for some stupid fucking food delivery website

MODS

Become your dads wife... only logical thing to do, to make your mom mad.

Is living with Adam Russo an option? He might wake you up by licking your toes and sucking your dick. I saw it in a movie once.

agreeable

Become your dads bride, logical response to what your mom is doing.

ill email him

/thread

pit them against eachother and go with whoever bribes you with the most money and least supervision, obviously, you fucking newbie.

but my dad said he would get me a car but on the other hand I could have a mother son threesome

Dyke mom will turn your kids into fags. Cut ties with the carpet muncher and go with dad

/thread rlly

looks like dad it is

should have done trips decide but to late

lesbian mom. maybe you can watch her and her girlfriend scissor. or 69, whatever.

This is so fake. So let your dad take out all of his frustration on your ass, and let him pound you daily as if you were his wife, then you'll only dress as a girl and you'll call your asshole a pussy, you'll moan daddy as he gives you back strokes.

But maybe I'll tell my mom I'll go with her if she gets me a fleshlight and then purposely have her walk in on me while jacking off maybe that'll hire my chances of a threesome

my mom is a dyke lord she looks like that boo bitch from orange is the new black but with pink hair and more tattoos so that a no can do

Kik?

thats legit what my dad said
and then he said my mom has to choose if i get a car but haha no mom no more

not op

Clearly your mom. And try to get into some fucking 3-ways. She had you so she liked cock at some point-- remind her why.

for any one that says 3 way


my mom is a dyke lord she looks like that boo bitch from orange is the new black but with pink hair and more tattoos so that a no can do

my dad kicked my mom out and she doesnt even have a car so she is just walking somewhere

This tbh. Also post pics once you are 18

of what?

play both sides

Your dad. You mom's a piece of shit for cheating and not doing the right thing but telling your dad she needed to fulfill her desires before doing so. Plus, lesbians are absolutely shitheads, worse than even college bros and raging black-power niggers in terms of insufferability.

/thread

This guys knows what's up.

my dad is a savage though i was just sleeping and i hear "get the fuck out" and my mom didnt say shit cause she knew she done fucked up

I'd go with the dad double the amount of period days is too much man.

>who do i go with in divorce
Chances are very good you will have no say in the matter. Custody is almost always determined by who can afford the more expensive lawyer

I'd commit suicide your moms a dirty dyke and dad got cucked/justed life isn't a porno its all down hill from here if i was you id wait till justice league comes out

The judge would never grant custody to some cheating dyke

yeah i will go there then when the movie is over i will shoot it up then shoot my self

Later fag
Underage b&

You would be surprised, especially in certain parts of the country. Fuck, if OP is a leaf the judge might automatically rule against the father for being so homophobic that he wants a divorce to begin with

go with your dad and come back in 3 years to tell us how it went

Lol best case scenario momma puts him on hormone treatment to become the girl she always wanted

Eh id stick to killing myself kid wouldn't want them to credit the murders to mommy being bull dyke and daddy being a beta cuck

i have a twin sister as well as a half brother

Go with mom and fuck her new partner. Then go back to dad.

Your father. Your mother obviously was in the wrong here, as she was cheating, instead of actually telling your father that she was unhappy in the relationship, which could have facilitated a mutually beneficial and amicable split.

TL;DR, go with dad. Mom's a shitstain.

You think you could set me up with your sister im a real nice guy

lmao if your down for a 15 year old

also just found out that my moms new partner is living in bakersfield ca which is like 4 hours away from where i live so fuck that

Then pick your father. Don't leave your mother though she needs you if they get divorced.