Show me what you got Sup Forums

Show me what you got Sup Forums

fuck me that's good!

May I be excused

Tastes like chicken

...are you gonna eat that?

Where's the mayo

give me the sauce, daddy

Please pass the asparagus.

I will take that Canopus now

Could you please pass the gravy?

(hey, my wife and i are freaks, don't judge)

FUCKING HELL YEAH! TASTES GOOD!

You can toss my salad

Thanks, Mum.

Can you spread it for me?

I want to die

Can I give it to the dog

"Hand me that jelly, please?"
/got nothin'

i cant wait to dig into that creampie

Fucking winner.

I dont have enough meat to go around.

So far, winning.

I can't take any more, I'm stuffed.

Gimme the sausage will ya?

Ahhh! Thanks mom!

kekd

Didn't we just have this last night?

I'll just have a salad

Dump that gravy over everything

Where's my knife?

This is way better when the whole family is involved

Is your sister still coming over, or should we start without her?

underrated post

I'm too full already

Give me more please

great sausage daddy.

kek

kek

Don't take all of it, I've got to give some to the kids, too.

Samefag

This is my favorite.

It's a little dry.

Can you toss the salad my hands are full of sausage

my crust is stuffed

underrated post m8

Mum, lol fucking says mum

Smells like fish

It's still bleeding

Flip it 3-4 minutes on each side then down the hatch

let's say a prayer

Wow mom you sure can toss a salad.

Oh dear lord

It tastes like salty milk and coins

The real mindfuck - all three of these are samefag?!?

thats a really nice ham you got there.

I love white meat

...

I love fish tacos.
Delicious.

"user can you help your sister with that? She's not old enough to do it herself"

....mmmmmmm... TASTY!

With cream on the top!

My favorite

i need more stuffing daddy

only oldfags will understand

Or not

SHUT THE FUCK UP DAD. You can have some when I'm done.

Go wash your hands first!

Dad it's so salty I hardly can swallow

"No, that's fine, start without me ..."

No, he's not supposed to eat that.

Now, which one of you guys is gonna clean up?

>If you spit that out again, I'm shoving it down your throat!

>Get the kids cleaned up.

>Sure your friend can join us.

No more, I'm too full.

thank you lord for the big sausage i'm about to receive

Imma fuck dis turkey gud

mom i hope you don't mind but i've invited trayvon and jamal to join us

Seconds anyone ?

mother's breasts are the best

no fair daddy, how come she always gets the bigger portion?

Do you like how it tastes?

it's tastier if you peel back the waxy skin and lick the cheese

Give me that Spotted Dick.

you finished already?

I'm stuffed.
Thanks for inviting aunt Isabella.
I'm done.
The train's coming, litte kid.

oh boy, my bumhole's gonna burn after this

Told you we do this better than the niggers

geez grandma, this tastes like rotten fish

I love the smell of burnt garlic

I don't care how bad it tastes, your father works very hard to put food on the table and you will be thankful you have anything to put in your mouth at all.

Mom! It's still pink!

Mom, can I have seconds?

Just tell her it tastes good, we don't want to hurt your mother's feelings.

I'm just going to go and eat at the kids' table.

>When you turn 18 you can make these decisions for yourself. Until then you will take everything put before you, and you will at least act like you like it.

Get on the table.

>I know this is gonna make my ass burn, but I love it so much.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm done.

i know it's small, but it's filling

I'll eat that if you won't

That is totes the best thing I ever put in my mouth.