CHIRP CHIRP

CHIRP CHIRP

*pecks at ground*

CAW CAW

*sits on power line*

WE

*eats worm*

WUZ

*poops on people below*

DINOSAWRS

*flies into window and dies*

People 100 years from now will laugh at how people today actually believed in evolution

Quality thread 10/10

how do you get nice parakeets that perch on your finger.

my two keets panic and spazz every time i walk by the cage.

Look at those feet

You're telling me those don't look like tiny dinosaur feet?

Thats a budgie and I don't know mine is a cunt it always bites me

...

interest bump

>People 100 years from now will laugh at how some people today actually disbelieved evolution.
FTFY

>flies into window and dies
I've got a funny story about something like that

>picture of a lovebird
>filename is parakeet

hm.

> mfw cucked by a meteor

>tips fedora
Is it called 9/11?

That's a cute ass bird.

Ayy hol up you mean we was raptor n shiz

>BOW WOW HOL UP
*smacks lips*
>IZ U SAYIN
*eats cat poop*
>WE
*licks own crotch*
>WUZ
*chases own tail*
>WOLVES AN FOXES AN SHEEIT

what is a love bird??

They were dinosaurs. Then the dino-liberals pushed multispecism and soon mammalians displaced them.

Dinosaurs died in the flood stupid nigger

OY VEY YOU INTOLERANT DINOSAURS, THE METEOR ONLY WANTS A NEW HOME!!

HE DIDNT DO NOTHING! THIS IS ANODDA LATE HEAVY BOMBARDMENT!

settle down, pervert. birds are not for sexy emergencies.

>Year 9 (13-14 yr old)
>I see bird, scare into window
>looks alright after first crash
>shortarse friend (let's call him pillock)
>tries to hit with bag
>pillock misses and bird flies into >window again then into a bush
>pillock gets bird out of bush and it's >dead Jim
>tries to bury it in a quavers packet
> his cousin (call him twat) picks dead
>bird up and kicks it onto a roof
>we just see explosion of feathers
>twat says 'I wanted to make sure it's dead'
>We then realised it didn't hit a roof but
>the principal (ANGER MODE ENGAGED)
>twat gets 1 hour detentions after school >for the entirety of the rest of the term

Reptilians? Mammals? WHO CARES! WE ALL BLEED RED #STOPCLASSISM

Birds have evolved, niggers have not

WE
WUZ
STARZ
N
SHIT

That was a pretty bad story also poor bird
Evolution is not real get it through your thick skull

You obviously abuse those birds you got them already fucked up. My parrot gets pissy if I DON'T pay her any attention when I walk past.

yess good goy!! Give all of your money to us reptilians, you don't wanna support your disgusting fellow mammals!!

Your parrot wants the d

Alright, a bird thread!

It's because you have two. They have pair bonded with each other and therefore will always see you as an intruder. The only way to hand tame a parakeet is to only have one of them so they will bond with you onstead

GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW 1488 XD LETS NUKE ISRAEL AND AFRICA AND START THE DAY OF THE ROPE!!

(hehehe once the stupid mammals destroy each other, we shall reconquer the planet)

well thats not exactly true

you just have to work a little harder to get your budgies to recognize you as part of their "flock"

you just have to make it fun for them to hang out with you too

Yess pair with a bird, goyim. You don't wanna pair with another disgusting mammal

How can dogs and cats even compete?

that no pickle pee
that no pump-a-rum

I have the same exact bird,he's noisy as fuck and shits everywhere but he is a good companion.

this

thats not a fucking parakeet

that thing eats and shits simultaneously. it has my dream life.

Conures are the master race of birds. Pic related is my conure. He manipulates my Rottweiler for free rides around the house.

there is nothing stopping you from eating while sitting on the toilet you filthy mammal

> He manipulates my Rottweiler for free rides around the house.

OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN!!! STOP YOUR PARANOID CONSPIRACY THEORIES!!

>evolution is not real

>interest in knowing more intensifies

Just saying it's a cute little bird. I bet it shits small little turds :^)

If you want to know more open your bible, the answers are all in there

Evolution is racist, genuist, familist, orderist and classist

We are all the same, you dirty antiavian

you need to be gassed, abdool.

desu weird sexual fetishes are more a german thing than turkish thing

How is Sharia law treating you faggots?

>the bible

And here I thought you had something legit.

the world was much better off before dirty hairy tit niggers took over.
fucking faggy, infanticidal, mentally deranged synapsid placental fuckers

You're a disappointment to your flag sad how Europeans have turned their back on God this is why Europe is suffering because you allowed satan and his followers (Muslims) into your lives

REMEMBER THE 65 MILLION (YEARS AGO)

pretty sure bird fucking is a uniquely islamic pastime.

Europe is not dying because of hedonism, satanism, capitalism or materialism, it is dying because of deranged christian altruism, socialism and demented signalling of virtue and sainthood

If Europeans were satanic they would sign the boats of rapefugees and then laugh about it

Christfags please go and stop ruining the thread

>it's a birb thread
My babby green cheek. Wish she would start eating normal food so I can take her home

* they would sink the boats of rapefugees and then laugh about it

>it's satanic to sink a boat full of satans death cult followers
This is why Panama is garbage

Then why are there still monkeys?

Would you inhale his farts Sup Forums?

Panama is not garbage

Seriously senpai?

Don't bother, Sup Forums has turned into an anti Christian liberal board ever since trump started preaching about trannys Sup Forums is against conservative Christian values

I own a green cheek. They are clingy as hell and act like dogs. Mine sleeps on its back and minipulates dog for rides. My bird might be a jew...

atleast they can fly. Not like the chickens

we wuz dinosaur and shitt
get feed on kfc

Yeah you're right it wouldn't be fair to garbage to compare it to panama

WE DO NOT COME FROM MONKEYS BUT FROM THE SAME ANCESTORS OF THE MONKEYS
THEY ARE OUR COUSINS NOT OUR "PARENTS"

>pretends like it wasn't a completely retarded joke question
Shoo shoo, hillshills.
All we truly believe in is our GOD-EMPEROR.

Lmao Canada is bringing the bantz today

I don't like Hilary, I accept Trump is the best choice but don't deny his a liberal degenerate. Also there is only one God and calling Trump God is disrespectful to our lord and saviour

Oh you were baiting, good job, you got me.

I am pretty sure that Jesus said "Love your enemies, and if they take your coat offer them your shirt as well", not "slaughter them and then laugh about it"

If you wanna justify killing your enemies, I am afraid you chose the wrong religion m8

Why do you assume that a religion which prophet promised that only the meek would inherit the Earth, that the strong and rich would fall, and which prophet embraced his own death (after promising that those that wanna die will live, and those that wanna live will die), is a religion that would approve destroying your enemies is beyond me!

By wanting to survive in this world, that Jesus' deemed a creation of evil, instead of rejecting it and embracing your death at the hand of your enemies (as Jesus asked Peter and then Paul to do) you are the one that is being a servant of the Earth, you are being Satan

HOLY FUCK, THATS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING I'VE SEEN EVER FUCKING EVER

Why?

Fuck birds, literally just flying rats that make loud annoying noises and shit everywhere. I bought a pellet gun last week just because I'm sick of their bullshit.

>our lord and saviour
How is Trump not the second coming?
If you don't support him, you are not a real christfag.

Yeah, and people don't realize how much of a disease vector birds really are. The are way worse than rats for that except within large cities.

>you should just let them kill you and rape you and convert your people
Yeah no, the thing is the satanic cult of Islam didn't exist in Jesus' time. The worst enemies they had were Romans and shit, not a literal cult created by Satan on Earth.
If defending a Christian future is a sin than I am a sinner, you can roll over and spread you ass for Mehmet and Abdullah if you want, maybe they'll spare you a dinar so you can buy some toilet paper.

Th-that no warm
Oooohhh... that NO SOFT

You were in that Sup Forums thread, weren't you?

BIRDS
A
CUTE!

Trump is not a christfag tho

Christfags have been the real degenerates all the way back to Rome, demanding the destruction of the world by a jewish deity while telling everyone that the life is bad and everything cool is after death

It is an insane death cult designed to turn gentiles into demented lunatics that hated their own life, the world and civilization, romans tried to stop, but the influence of jewish synagoges (the main vector of Christianity during its first 200 years) was way too strong even for them

EYYOO

*applies vanity products*

YOU'Z BE SAYIN

*twerks*

WAIT HOL'UP

*collects childsupport money from her divorced husband*

SO TO GET STRAIGT WITH YA

*Gets gangbanged by niggers*

YOUZ BE SAYING

*Likes a feminist facebook page*

WE

*runs after another black father who doesn't want to take responibility*

WUZ

*Get's beaten by black father who doesn't want to take responsibility*

BORN FROM DA RIB OF A GUY CALLED ADAM!?

*gorges on fatty food after somehow settling with a guy*

awwwwwwwww :3

>Brazil

Im pretty you and your whole family is monkeys


but you are all wrong evolution is real, religions is real
we humans were crated by alien who mutated apes into becoming super apes = Humans

No....
Is clearly baiting. Fuck off.

Because it's a proven lie
Trump supports transsexuals, trump doesn't want to make homosexual relationships illegal, he doesn't want to make murder (abortion) illegal.

What's the proof?