ASSUMPTIONS THREAD cont. Post face and anons assume things about you

ASSUMPTIONS THREAD cont. Post face and anons assume things about you.

Posts a snapchat with a meme filter every day

Straight but have a fetish for letting gay guys suck you.

Last thread was pretty funny

You get blackout drunk and smoke half a pound of weed every day, dropped out of college and rely on parents financially

You hit on 15 year old girls through dating apps

You get punched in the face a lot. One look and I want to punch you

prolly cracks cold ones

More like he pretends to be a 15 year old girl on dating apps.

Kek Never been punched in the face. Most people have gone for a nut shot because everyone that wants to fight me is a giant fag

I said something very similar last thread
Could be onto something here...

Kekaroo

Shit on me

Skeezy dude who goes to frat parties to fuck jailbait, has anime waifu

Smokes weed erriday and is a bit slow to pick things up

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Hit me with your best shot.

Wanna date

"I'm not like the other girls"

Go ahead and assume I'm on the shitter
>Pro tip: I am

left

I laughed out loud really hard when i saw your face.
Dont know what that means

I'm the only person I know that doesn't like weed actually, prefer coke and acid
Second part is true though

You have crippling depression and want to die

I can see why. lmao.

I'm on the left

on point

Really nice eyes.

You try being alpha by overcompensating using physical violence for small reasons

Very recently this was true

yep ella mayo

WAY off.

OP here, can confirm

Probably gay because all the girls I have every been interested in have been gay or gone gay. Awesome hair.

you hide the fact that you are gay

you still unironically listen to NOFX

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Hardly so. I'm actually a very gentle person.

Judge away Sup Forums

Your friend looks like a roast chicken

What the fuck is going on in this pic

>GAYZONED AGAIN

I mean, this is Sup Forums

He's ballin, don't hate

asexual actually lel
thx

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You have never seen the inside of a gym.

Handsome guy. But your tattoo looks cheap

>Coke and acid
Okay taste. I like oxys and molly myself, speedballin is good shit

No, I'm pretty sure that most people want to punch you in your scrawny, can't grow a beard, face. They probably don't because the sore knuckles aren't worth it.

I didn't know whiteboy7thst uses Sup Forums?!

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niggerish/10

So that means you do anal only right?

what

you were the ugly one in middleschool and you're still so self-conscious about it that you can't take a photo of yourself without pulling a dumb face and without putting the camera at an angle

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Ay

yes

No, not the dog smart asses

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You own a dog

assume

Blasts vanilla ice through headphones that do a terrible job of containing the sound

probably the most epic person i will ever see in my life

you play roblox and wear a chain in public to look hip

You seem chill af

You get really excited when someone's at the door. Your favorite pastimes include eating snacks, sleeping and playing with your balls.

Grass Probably cut a week ago

Obv extremely handsome/10 but you care waaay too much about it

you're not fucking the girl

you are reaching for a fully independent life and taking care of your self is a big deal for your humor

much appreciated

cringey tattoos. making beards as watered down as man buns became. newsfeed scrolling twink/10

Who?

Nah just iPhone games

Chain is a dog collar my gf uses to tug me around in bed

Aight ill go again

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Assume me

is new

you get quite good grades and have 1 friend that you don't really like that much

you're just like all the other teens in school but only less cool

>scrawny
Motherfucker I'm fat as shit fym

Very round head. Higher than normal pitched voice

you were always the one who got bullied the most out of all the classmates and now you have confidence issues

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support pro-women rights

you have low self steem and is hoping that this tread will cheer you up in any way or will confirm the things that you think about yourself

doesn't feel pretty without makeup

You should overdose on xanax

You've experienced a lot of loss in your life as a child and the stoic expression on your face says you're trying hard to seem impervious to it all. Also you still secretly listen to Linkin Park albums.

double dubs compliments checked

cum bucket extraordinaire

you worry that nobody will notice where your lips actually end every morning when you put on lipstick

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>low self steem
>this tread
Im not a fucking vehicle

Your father is ashamed of you

you screenshotted your friend and hope Sup Forums will make a funny maymay

wearing a choker makes you stand out from the other girls because you're that special snowflake

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the news said yellow lenses help with anxiety and also going to bed

You're a dude

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