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Tell me your stories, politically related please.
Bonus points if it includes Slavs

Why are there so many slavaboos on Sup Forums?

>tfw Polish, parents both immigrants
>Bernie cucks debate me on socialism
>I pull the Soviet Union card like a filthy jew
Aajjj kurwa

slavs aren't cucked.
>be in highschool
>meet russian midget girl
>she is a legit midget, from russia
>rail her for like 2 years
>was a social outcast anyway so it worked
>never had pussy or ass that tight every again
Them feels. Her parents were dank as fuck too.. seemed like they were just glad she found a boyfriend. Had all the time alone we could want

Because I'm Slavic my American friend
I don't know what to say... That's weird but I'm happy for you and her :)

>be me at dinner with family
>cousin says god isn't real
>open up pocket bible
>show him verse "The fool hath said in his heart 'There is no God'"
>cousin breaks down, visibly shaking
>has to leave dinner
>find out a week later he got baptized

I fought degeneracy and won.

Why are we considered shitposters again and not you fucking Americans
kek

Story 1:
>be me
>have a brother
>he goes on unsanctioned protest against p*tin
>get arrested
>spend a night in a police station, then court and 1k rubles (~25$) fee

Story 2:
>be me
>both my parents works in state funded structures (mam is a social worker and dad is a teacher in a school)
>2011, parliament elections in Russia
>both parents have to work in local election committee
>both are forced to cheat for p*tin's party

Eh don't you Ruski's like Putin?

For that purpose? He ruined our economy and democracy completely. Now if he dies, there would be a huge fuck up all over the country. New 90th.

>travel to Russia last May
>meet girl in bar
>get wasted with her
>go back to hotel
>she showers and cleans her asshole
>rawdog her butt for 20 min
>take her to a fancy breakfast next day. Only costs me $20 because of the US sanctions.
feels good to be American.

Just open a history book, and look up every single time the Russian army liberated Europe from occupation...

Or how they passed legislature detrimental to its own industry to join "free trade" only to have sanctions passed...

>few years ago
>attended liberal as fuck public school in NC
>Serbian friend and I are in the Pit (place where the student union is at)
>see Muslim student group at a table raising money for some shit
>friend takes ties his sweatshirt around his head as a turban
>runs to the table
>shouts ALLAHU AKBAR x5
>One of the muzzies gets pissed
>starts chasing my friend
>roommate is 6'2" lanklet who was the Track MVP in HS
>outruns the mudslime manlet
>had good laughs that night in the dorm.

I kek'd

>ruined our economy
Yes, life under Yeltsin was so great wasn't it? Get out of here, you're underage.

i always wondered this

Americans are really really sneaky shitposters

CIA detected
>both are forced to cheat for p*tin's party
proofs
>He ruined our economy
No, he saved it, the fact that the economy is doing worse -right now- due to sanctions is nothing compared to the decade long economic progress under him, only a shill or a manchild would whine like this for something that has only been the case for a couple of years.
>and democracy
Translation: ''He doesn't let foreign owned media and american NGO:s freely brainwash people''

Fuck off.

>Sitting in car behind abandoned gas station under car wash cover
>in rural town/area
>do this all the time for naps on lunch break
>wake up to gross homeless nigger reaching into my open window toward my face
>I jolt up and he begins to lunge into the car
>pull gun from under seat and shoot him twice in the chest
>he immediately slumps and I shove his body off the car and I leave
>all day visibly shaken
>never told anyone about it

>matched a Hungarian girl on Tinder
>let her fuck me to death

shit was spooky

>proofs
>he literally demand me proofs of my parents did a violent crime
ahaha no

>Translation: ''He doesn't let foreign owned media and american NGO:s freely brainwash people''
Translation is that democracy is the only good way of governing a state.

SANSA DAT U ?

>be 13
>live in bc
>friends with a russian homestay same age
>he hates blacks and muslims and indians
>his parents get mad at him over something and are making him go back to russia
>he packs a backpack and blows all his money on a crossbow
>says hes running away to alaska
>never see him again

Guess I'll share my own.
>be gr 6
>Walking to water fountain
>Autistic gr 8 who is fucking huge comes near me
>"Hey user"
>Go to drink
>The fucker yells AWOOOOOOOO and starts bashing my head against the fountain
> Pip teacher lightly grasping the cunt
>Don't remember much after that
>Fast foward to learning my trade
> On Tinder
> Meet some milf eh 7/10
> We chat up eachother at timmies
> End up at her house
> Fuck her and whatever
> Leaving
> SEE THE FUCKING AUTISTIC KID WALKING HIS WAY NEAR ME
>mfw I fucked the kids mom who beat me up

>tfw you will never have a midget lie on your chest after a session of passionate lovemaking

Why live?