Walk into your room

>walk into your room
>See this

What do you do, Sup Forums?

Call ICE and report the break in

Sup random chick.

What are you up to? Want a sandwich I was just gonna make one.

Then probably just hang out and maybe ask how she got in.

shoot intruder with 12 gauge.

You sound like a nice guy, user.

ask who the fuck they are and then fuck them

Ask for ID and to see bagina then smash anally.

Pet the cat fuck the pussy

casually lie face down with my head right in her ass

"Give me the cat or I call the cops"

Nice guy literally or 'nice guy' the insult people here love?

Ask if she's okay and then pet the cat.

What the fuck is that pussy doing in my room

Kick the kitten to wall like a football then throw the ugly bitch out. I lock the door, then proceed to physically abuse the poor animal until it dies. All while the owner afromentioned as the ugly bitch sobs outside for an undetermined amount of time.

Wonder what timeline I was on.

Fuck that sweet pussy.

Tell her to get that laptop off that damn shaggy carpet, where I know its fucking overheating and sucking up dust like crazy

Nice guy that gets his dick sucked and choked on.

say hi

see what she's watching

play with her cat

ask how she got in my house and why

so qt

p 2

ask if cat or her needs food

if they are homeless or anything help them

ask if they need to call someone ect

let her use my shower

keep watching YouTube if she leaves

Checked
Very nice

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Tell her to get the fuck away from my cat

100% honest, pet the kitty

Kick her in the fucking face for being in my house. I don't know that bitch

Question the gender

Nice dubs
I agree

cant be my room, that's not a thinkpad

i'd pet the pussy, though

Very

do u have more of her? dump pls

Underrated post.

pet the cat, clearly

What do you like about her, user?

dido

Sneeze, 'cause I'm allergic to cats.

Why would you kick a girl that's hardly wearing any clothes?

Shout out "BODY SLAM" then run and launch myself ontop of her back.

she's cute
her smile is cute
she has a cat
her hair is nice
her cat is nice
wears beanies
wears large jackets

Pet the pussy for the longest time...

Then play with the cat.

why do her piercings below her lips keep switching sides

Give her three choices
1. Wait for the cops and get arrested for breaking into my home
2. Get the fuck out and never come back
3. Get shot.

Here's the thing. You said a "mountain lion is a lion." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies lions, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls mountain lions "lions". If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying lion family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Felidae, which includes things from house cats to ocelots to tigers. So your reasoning for calling a mountain lion a lion is because random people "call the big ones lions?" Let's get panthers and leopards in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A mountain lion is a mountain lion and a member of the lion family. But that's not what you said. You said a mountain lion is a lion, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the lion family lions, which means you'd call house cats, tigers, and other cats lions, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

You'll knock her out if you do that, user. She's tiny.

she's so fucking cute holy shit

take the cat for myself.

Call the emergency services. She would be dead already since my dogs would rip her apart.
I have two Dogue de Bordeaux's at home trained to attack all intruders. Including the damn cat.

offer her and the cat a bowl of eggs.

Immediately give the D

IM ALLERGIC TO CATS GET OUT REEEEEEEE

You have good taste user.

Simply amazing. Uncanny valley as hell, but I think that's why I like her so much.
REEEEEEE

Fall on the floor and gasp for air because this dumb bitch got cat hair all over my shit and I'm fairly allergic.

On the plus side she might give me an apologetic hand job in the hospital.

intruder! break her over my knee like a sack of potatoes

I was molested by a girl like this once in the middle of a store. Sometimes I still see her out and about giving the rape face. Stranger than fiction, really.

pet cat, put him aside, eat girls asshole clean.

different user here
Yeah, she's adorable. Would love to just cuddle, make out with and do foreplay for hours. Ravaging sex comes later after the mushy stuff.

Scratch cats head then take the laptop and lurkmoar.

You were probably asking for it.

She did nothing wrong.

Tsk tsk no full body pics come on

I'm with you.

I want to have her lay on top of me and make out with her until both of our lips are raw.

She's done everything right. Any girl that reminds me of her really does it for me. That's rarer than I thought

HNNNNNNGGGGG

high five bro
too many horny dudes go straight for wanting to fuck. can't neglect that sweet, waifu for laifu, relationship forming build up

phylogenetic bracketing is a thing

When she's also on the same frequency as you sexually, man, that's once-in-a-lifetime.

I think it's her smile that gets me + her pretty brown skin.

thought i had that for my first long term relationship. We were just in that honeymooning phase.

When the hair is cut short, my legs get a bit weaker. Tanning turns the most beautiful ivory skin to a darker shade, very good for disguising yourself.

That shit it more elusive than many think.

To bad she will be ugly as fuck in 3-5 years

kick her out and tell her to leave the cat there

Girl? Twink? I don't care. I'm fucking that.

My nigga

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Start another thread with this story user

Checked

You know what they say about memes and their influence.

>Who the hell is this?
>That's not my laptop.
>Well, my cat likes her, can't be all bad.
S'up? Want something to drink?

The more pics you post the more I wanna punch her

t. girl in photos