Celebs you've fucked

Celebs you've fucked

this thread will be all lies if it doesnt die immediately

story?

>met her at a party of a common friend
>we were both drunk
>landed in the bedroom
>she stripped for me
>gave me a bj
>fucked in doggy & missionary
>came on her tits
>2-3hours later i caught her fucking another guy

Not every story must be a lie. The brother of my ex gf works in hollywood. he fucked some actresses and models.

Names?

Lindsay Lohan
Briana Evigan
Portia Doubleday
Danica Patrick
Frankie Rayder
Kate Harrison
Katee Sackhoff
Teresa Palmer
but there were more

When Lindsay was a drug whore?

Dan Schneider

Obama in the ass.

Greetz D. Trump

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I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierce a few years ago.

It was 05 or 06. she was a whore at this time but not that hard on drugs.

Best shag ever.

Hope you high fived him

Danica Patrick winner winner chicken dinner

I actually got a blowjob from a celebrity before she got famous

But nobody here would believe me if I told the story so fuck it

>Doesn't matter... got head

Name?

what are you, like 60?

I have sucked cock of many YouTube Creators, so don't fucking start with me

name?

name?

.not going to say name because no one would believe it
>asks for name

boy it takes a jackhammer to get shit through your skull doesn't it?

I slept with Kirstin Maldonado, the girl from Pentatonix. It was a little bit after they were on the Sing Off show. No real storty, just a night at the bar gone right

I'd believe it

Bump

a bit late, but... story of it?

You mean in daydreams or dreams or make believe? Because it made of lies otherwise.

Miranda, are you, you are?

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ain't much but sure
> be me 6 years ago
> at a bar in Boston for a friend's birthday
> very obviously not 21yo girl comes in followed by small group dressed way too well for this place
> karaoke happening and I'm fucked up so why not
> sing my jam, 1985 by bowling for soup
> not 21yo girl and very gay guy jump up on the stage with me
> we kill it (they kill it)
> talk to them a bit after, they nice people
> gay guy finds other gay guy and leaves
> buy not 21yo many drinks
> buddy drives us back to my place, it was his birthday, lel
> things move quickly, right to the bed
> great body, better head
> wake up next morning and she's gone

would do again. She has a tattoo that says "hope" with a heart for the o under her arm.

Star Trek actresses are easy lays because they're constantly surrounded by sperglords so even the most basic of males can fuck a trek celeb.

Holy shit! Did you fuck Nana Visitor too?

I fucked her in a supply closet at a Star Trek convention years ago. Thought I was special. LOL.

Cool story. Bareback sex? Did you came inside her?

Wow that's some attention-seeking shit. Too lazy to even make up a name too.

nah, I'm not gunna bareback some chick from a bar. She did swallow though

that's so gay lol