>there he is! He came out of his room! Quick ask him!
>Eww he's so weird. You ask him since his your brother!
>But he has a crush on you. If you ask him he'll do anything!
>Fine. But next time you ask him!
Hey user! We haven't seen you all day! Why are you always hiding in your room? You won't get a girlfriend that way haha. You could have some of these tacos if you want. Oh by the way, do you have an hdmi cable we could borrow?
"yeah sure there is one in my room i'll go get it"
What the fuck is so hard about this?
I don't have a sister nor a HDMI cable. Get the fuck out of my house. You can keep the Tacos though.
Yeah sure but one of you gotta come in me room to get it yknoww
I see six tacos I could eat.
What the fuck
They said ewww and tried to use his feelings for one of them to their advantage.
Tell them you dont have a spare one, grab some tacos and go back to your room, fuck them
Jokes on you, my real sister doesn't know how to insert an hdmi cable
She's 22.
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Ayy a fellow displayport brother!
>mfw i know how such a situation feels
I'll whip out my massive donkey dick and ask if any of them want some sour cream for their tacos.
Then I proceed to mouth fuck all of them.
Get to the last bitch, she opens her mouth ready.
No way Jose
Rip off her panties and fuck her til she's bloody.
Then I stop daydreaming mumble okay then get the HDMI
>gibe dem tacos
"shut the fuck up niggers!"
>360 and moonwalk back to dwelling
"yeah let me go get it". Sit down with them and eat a taco. Then throw the bitch that said "eww" over the table and rape her in front of my sister and friends.
Rape for trips
i'm getting serious anxiety just looking at this picture
Alas I have but one HDMI cable, m'lady.
I shall retrieve it for thee post haste.
>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away
Fuck that. That is literally my nightmare.
I'm not nervous around women any large group like that where they're all watching you,
Just fucking kill me.
It's just how the girls are. I went to their house with a few of them and a friend, to get laid.
We found out the one who's house it was had an older brother in our year, slightly more popular than me, he hid in his room and was treated exactly like this.
At about 18 girls get less awkward so parties are more fun. That's the perfect time to take a seat, and take their drink, drugs and snacks.
>On this day
>I see clearly
>every choice is a lie
but if you turn 360 you would be facing the same way before you turned, what your looking for is 180 degrees
>>turn 360°
>>walk away
BURGER EDUCATION
fucking newfags reeeeeee
summer
fucking kek
Pull out my knife and start the party
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not summer where i live, and 360º is a FULL SPIN, retards
>I always carry a spare hdmi in my fedora
SUMMER
i see 5 ugly shits and one average bitch.
get the fuck outta my house.
Underrated
*brings back hdmi cable like this*
Here you go girls. There's plenty to go around.
education for kids
user, that's not an hdmi cable..
that's 330 degree turn retard
It is now. Let me show you what it hooks up too....pretty long cable huh? (Pulls down panties puts in penis into vagina)
sit there and talk to the one closer to you and then invite her to "get the hdmi cable"
user stop humping the tv, everyone is getting weirded out
how can you even turn 360° if you are standing vertical
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you moron, that's not a circle, that's an ellipse
nice try
dafuq
Thank you guys... this is the Cringiest shit I've seen in a long time
it sure is summer around here holy shit
Why do girls do this? In the living room, in front of the TV, across from each other. WTF?
No problem bro. Glad you had time to respond after fapping to that cock.
wtf it is not, just image distortion
what is wrong with you
Who said 'ew' is a fucking piece of shit that should be regarded with half the respect we give to insects.
Also, a crush on me? I will let you know that I am gay and definitely not into breeders.
N E W F A G
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>"Which one of you slags said "eww"?"
>"Alright"
>"Go fuck yourself"
>"Yes, I do have an HDMI cable"
>"No, you can't borrow it"
>Continue doing whatever I was going to do.
Wtf is wrong with that dick? I dont care how big it is, that is the least aesthetic dick i have ever seen.
HI GIRLS!!! I AM A 55 YEAR OLD LOSER IN LIFE AND ALL I CAN DO IS DREAM UP THESE SCENARIOS SO I CAN LOOK LIKE A HERO TO THE AUTISTIC HOME SCHOOLED 12 YEAR OLD'S BECAUSE SUMMER'S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- LOVE 99.999% OF /B
gtfo my Sup Forums and drink bleach newfriend
Underrated post
If we were home schooled, it would matter if it's summer, faggot.
>newfriend
always thought it was newfiend
friend is much better
HE SAID MOONWALK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Welcome newfriend, don't forget to upvote!
why would I need to upvote when I have Sup Forums gold
pic related, it's my mfw
you're a dumbass, this isn't a positive scenario