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>put the jew next to the muslim
>the women next to the nigger
their not even trying to hide it anymore

RUIN

>mfw they reveal stig to be a transgendered black tame racing driver

>cuck gear

DONT WORRY
its all better soon

Chris Harris and Sabine Schmidt are the only worthwhile people

The rest are shit
I probably wont watch it

The BBC doesn't try to hide anything. It is government controlled and has a clear mandate to promote diversity.
It has very clear quotas. Most recently they declared that in 4 years from now, one in five employees must be homosexual, transexual or disabled.
And from just today's news on the BBC:
bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36259237
>"We want the BBC to be the leading broadcaster in promoting diversity," Culture Secretary John Whittingdale has said.

>black all the way to the left
>white all the way to the right

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That's a lot of people. Is it going to remain a 3 guy thing, just with a couple of helpers, is it mostly going to be that faggot in the middle, or are they seriously going to cram 6 people into the show?

It seems like they're acknowledging they can't just copy Top Gear's former formula, but at this point it looks like it should just be ended. Which is a shame, because Matt Leblanc would probably be pretty good on a show like this.

Well at least Amazon is now hosting top gear with the classic three

They all look like fucking annoying assholes

besides stig of course

was this show actually good? would I enjoy it even if I give zero fucks about cars?

Just watch , the show is dead, it doesn't work without the cast, try and watch Aussie top gear for 5 minutes and you'll see its 99% the cast making UK top gear fun

Not to mention they literally put "BBC" on top of their logo.

just watch some of their specials to see if you like it, I recommend their Vietnam edition, and the one where they try to take trucks across the English channel

Matt LA blanc is cool, but still won't watch it.

Yeah, it's just based Jeremy hi-jinks mostly

F
RIP Stig.

Yes. Sometimes I skip stuff, but what really made them popular was the crazy shit they do in and with cars. Check out one of their special episodes some time.

>replace entire cast with diversity mandates and Jewish nepotism
>expect the show not to tank
It's not even the real Stig.

I think they're supposed to rotate or something. But half can't drive, one gets fucking carsick on the track. Number of first season episodes has been slashed in half and delayed. Diversity Gear is a huge mess

At least watch their specials, they had 1-2 a year and they were all fantastic

I would suggest their trip to the North Pole one for a start, it was great
But other ones like the trip in South America was great, until angry Argentines tried to kill them in a chimp-out
And Vietnam was great too

Generally all their specials are amazing, must watch.

I will, I'm just curious as to how they think they'll play it and if they're aware that it'll fail.

They replaced the Stig with the Nig

They should have put the 'BBC' between the black guy and the white woman with Matt 'cuckhair' LeBlanc watching them

What made teh show good was the original 3 guys they where hilarious and had a kind of jockular friendly relationship that was perfect for the show they are off making a new show now because they where all fired for diversity sake.

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any chance they'll stay in america

surely they don't want to live in islamland

You do realise the guy the to The Stud is Eddie Irvine, right. You dont know shit.

Literally hilarious. They didn't give a shit about anything. Once described Romania as "people throwing stones at gypsies". They were talking about a Mexican car, and Hammond predicted it would be "short, fat and lazy like the people there" or something like that. They got in a lot of trouble for that. And Jeremy said stuff like that constantly. Too manly for the BBC. Also it wasn't really a car show, it was entertainment based vaugely around cars

Muthbusters worked as five man only because of oldman pair and their three children, one of which is azn. With separate story arcs for the old and young.

I just finished all of their specials

In Bolivia, was Jeremy legitimately a foot away from dying or was it just camera tricks? It's when he's on Death Road with the Range Rover and he and a car try to pass each other. Jesus Christ, that scared the hell out of me. I'm a bit shocked that they went on it at all.

The guy between the cunt and the nu-male literally has the JUST hair.

guy in the middle is 100% gay or will come out as transnigger three eps into season 2

screenshot this

> A muslim, a jew and a ginger walk into a bar
> They meet quota and immediately become Top Gear presenters
> "Shalom! I told you this combination would verk. We are goi-"
suddenly
> HOL UP
> *smacks lips*
> SO HOWA COM WHITEY GETTA CAR N I DONt?
> "t-trayvon I thought you were in priso-"
> *breathes through gapped teeth, sucking*
> HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP SO WHAT YOU IS TELLING ME
> *breaks spicy chicken wing bone and sucks out the marrow*
> SO WHAT YOU IS TELLIN…. OH DAMN THESE LITTLE NIGGAS ARE HOTTT!
> "Trayvon I'm sure we can fit you in on the show, this channel is not called BBC for nothing."
> SO WHAT YOU IS
suddenly again
> CAR SLAMS THROUGH BRICK WALL
> CRASHES INTO BAR
> 4 casualties, one was a fatality, a girl celebrating her 21st birthday
> "Aren't you boys … forgetting something?! ;)"
> *somebody climbs out of the car*
> *takes off helmet, waving long hair; its a woman*
> "Bet you are surprised its me, a woman. Lets see if you boys can try to keep up with me?"
> Points to her chest which has that female symbol on it, with some little devil horns
> Nods seeking acknowledgement that she is a woman, and knows about cars
and then
> "O-ok thats great I guess if we ask the taxpayer for mor-"
> For some reason the guy that plays Joey from friends walks in
> HOW U DOIN' ;) ;) ;) ;) ? :) :) ;p XD ;P

Sup Forumss Jew complex never ceases to amaze me

Don't forget the spin off Extra Gear!

Buy your TV license now!

This. Vietnam was hilarious. Other great ones were India, USA, and the Middle East. They also pulled some hilarious shit in their normal eps like a race to chernobyl where they had to run out of fuel before they reached it.

the nog just needs to switch places with Leblanc

I am pretty sure "Jeremy, Richard, and James give zero fucks about cars" is the internal tagline

You mean Joey Tribiani?

They do some legitimately dangerous shit, Hammond almost died driving a jet car once. The tire burst and it rolled at 200+ mph, he was in a comma for a while

>> For some reason the guy that plays Joey from friends walks in
I kek'd.

Anyone wanna explain what this show is? Inb4 Google, clover is the only app that works on this shit ass old tablet.

It'll fail everywhere outside of UK, where as the original was a top watched show all over the world.
Any UK lads confirmed your country is cucked enough for this to succeed?

>Black
>Feminazi (possibly dyke)
>Joey from friends ???!!? :\ (dont ask)
>Ginger BBC libcuck
>Mudslime
>Kike
>Stig will be Boy George

It's going to be so bad. There was a rerun last night where May was in Evans' garage looking at a Ferrari and Evans was boring as hell.
If he can't even make a five minute segment entertaining then he has no hope of being a successful host.
Knowledge about cars means nothing if you're boring and just drone on and on.

1 bantz master, 1 hamster, and 1 boring old man drive expensive or shitty cars all over the world.

>It is government controlled
Not yet. But it soon will be.

Matt Le Blanc could work for a bit if they play off the fact he's American, but if he doesn't have natural charisma that joke won't last more than a season.

Why didn't The Stig went with the rest? What is he doing with these cucks?

Rip BBC profits
Top Gear literally made 90% of their money

>diversity
This newspeak needs to end. The melting pot meme has failed everywhere.

>Any UK lads confirmed your country is cucked enough for this to succeed?

No, this will be a spectacular failure. We all love Jeremy Clarkson because he's an asshole, but Chris Evans is just an annoying ginger cunt.

They fire Clarkson over SJW bullshit, then they get a HIV and Ebola infected Gambian to kiss salt into the wound.

>boring old man
James May is the best presenter.

Yeah, I can't even drive but I would watch it whenever it was on for the bantz.

the guy in the middle seem like the template god uses to create all the cucks on earth.

He's not really a person, more of a character. My guess is that the BBC owns the rights to his character

>Not yet.
Nigger, you pay a TV license to the government to fund the BBC. How is it not government controlled?

the show wouldn't work without him

YOU ARSEHOLES
YOU KILLED YOUR GOLDEN GOOSE
THE ONE GOOD THING YOU HAD
AND YOU FUCKING KILLED IT
ITS DEAD
ITS NEVER COMING BACK
YOU FUCKING ARSEHOLES
FUCK YOU ALL THE WAY TO HELL BBC

>implying it's not just a nigger in the Stig suit

Besides, Big Black Cock probably owns the rights to The Stig

The Stig seems to have been several different people over the years.

Is Top Gear very popular in Ireland?

I hate lad-car-beer-woman culture but i always had a blast with top gear

That can't be a real sign
I refuse to believe Orwell could be so fucking right

The real Stig did leave. That Stig is an imposter.

To add to that, I have a feeling the Stig won't have as much to do in the new show anyway. His main thing was doing laps with the cars. Every episode is supposed to be in a new country, and people are hoping it's more focused on the specials. I believe the budget for these is something like $4 million an episode

James and Jeremy went to Chernobyl.

>implying anyone will watch

topgear was done the moment they fired clarkson

This. Clarkson was top tier bants. He would get me legitimately asspained over his comments about American cars, but that's what made him great. None of these cunts will do something as audacious as purposefully try to total a Hilux by hitting it with a wrecking ball. Not with a chick and jew host.

>"omg that poor car ;_____;"
>"IT'S A TRUCK YOU KAFFIR WHORE! DURKA DURKA ALLAH MUHAMMAD JIHAD!"
>"Oy very that segment will cost too many shekles!"
"How u doin? ;D"


RIP Top Gear.

because you're wrong, so stop guessing
The BBC is self governed with a third party watchdog.
BBC licence is an optional thing, but you already know more than us who live here so obviously you must be right.

Only now people realize that Top Gear had nothing to do with cars. The cars were just a B-roll. The show was about the 3 English knobs and Stig.

Chris Harris is actually pretty good.

youtube.com/watch?v=hwBmywdMqKM

kek

Matt leblanc is the only reason to watch and I still won't watch it

Tell me about Clarkson! Why does he wear the mask?!

>token black person
>token woman
>token ME looking guy
>cuck as main host
>celeb to sell the show since they know no one would otherwise watch it

Yep.

autistic move number 15654313548 from the cucks at BBC

Do you like reality TV?
>no i'm not a pleb
Good, you won't like this then.

He had to apologize to the Mexican president in person, also when they went to the Falkland islands with number plates referencing the war and got chased out of the country while angry argies tried to bash their cars in (and threw bricks through the crew cars)
Then next ep they did this for bantz
youtube.com/watch?v=CtYb4vDMWkY

>nigger
>woman in feminist shirt
>cuck
>kebab
>jew

Jesus Christ, The Grand Tour can't come quicker.

Hows sydney doin m8

Or that one where they built their own car, they couldn't do that with the new crew, either.

>"Mohammed, why does every car we build explode?"
>"Allahu Ackbar"

So why exactly did they get rid of James May, Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond?

Bit cold but not too bad.

One of the producers couldn't handle the bantz

Clarkson punched a producer, got fired and the others chose to leave with him because they are bros.

they wouldn't brush their teeth

Clarkson broke the bantz barrier for England, and had his tea and crumpets taken from him.

The show was popular because of the people.
Mostly Clarkson

He was so popular the Brits stormed the BBC with a tank.

A
Fucking
Tank.

The show will bomb without Clarkson.

The numberplates came with the car and weren't intentional. And perhaps the funniest thing regarding that was how after they fled into Chile, they kept having Chilean flags all over the set just to try to assblast the Argies even more.

They also got chased out of Alabama. They each had to write something offensive on each other's cars, so they drove into a gas station with cars saying "Hillary for President," "Country and Western Sucks," "NASCAR Sucks," and best, on Hammond's white pickup truck, "Man Love Is Okay."

It's another one of those things I question about the show though. They insist it was real, but what happened was the gas station owner came out and yelled at them, walked back in while saying "I'm gonna get my boys," the guys try to drive away but one car stalls, and immediately a pickup truck full of guys drives up. It was just weirdly timed. Like they had a truck full of angry guys waiting for them.

They made a show about carjacking?

Clarckson punched a producer in the face, and the BBC were already fed up with him by that point because him and the others were not cucks, and they were on the BBC

>The BBC thought it was the car element that made Top Gear so popular.
This series will crash harder than Richard Hammond did in that rocket car. I want to see the BBC burn.

My sweet summer child...

>The BBC is self governed
Yeah, by a government entity, you stupid Muslim.
>BBC licence is an optional thing
Optional if you don't own a television, Nigel. Required if you have anything resembling a TV hooked up to your cable outlets in your home.

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It's going to die, they'll be lucky if it lives past two seasons. Everyone here fucking hates Chris Evans, and Clarkson has spent the best part of 15 years making the Top Gear brand toxic to PC cucks.