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Cameron Parker
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nbcnews.com
kgw.com
fox6now.com
katu.com
businessinsider.com
youtube.com
twitter.com
Ian Mitchell
You got approved for unemployment?
Isaac Campbell
why are you sad about getting free money?
Juan Flores
story user?
Grayson Garcia
what money?
Andrew Bell
why would they fire you for assisting law enforcement?
Joseph Russell
Sounds like corporate America for you. Story?
Nathan Jenkins
do you not know how unemployment works?
Lincoln Bennett
please don't make a meme out of me
nbcnews.com
Tyler Edwards
Fellow Oregon guy here.
>kgw.com
>nbcnews.com
Don't know if this is really OP,
but the story checks out.
Connor Martin
I like the fact the A4 paper has no footnote/or who sent the letter.
Looks like someone typed this up in MS Office and printed it off, pretending shit.
If it actually happened, which it probably didn't, Home Depot would have to pay you a number of years of wages as compensation for an unfair dismissal, unless you were zero hour contract.
Evan Harris
shit dude, what a cool guy
Andrew Allen
Cooper Lewis
American corporations don't want you doing anything that might get yourself hurt, because then they would have to pay out health insurance for your injuries or to your next of kin or whatever.
So, they specifically say to do fuck all when anything criminal is happening so that they don't have to pay out, and if you do intervene they can fire you for going against their official policy and say that any injuries are a result of you not following their safety procedures.
If that sounds like some kind of corperate dystopia, welcome to modern America.
Anthony Green
Xavier Myers
Ah ok, bit counter intuitive but that makes sense. I recall being told something similar when I worked in a supermarket years ago
Josiah Parker
>When KGW asked Reagan if he wanted to resume his position at the Portland store, he said no. He added that he wants his next employer to not second guess his actions during an emergency.
Isaiah Taylor
Not all heroes wear capes. OP is not a faggot. Just a fatass this time.
But a cool fatass indeed.
Oliver White
fucking cunts, you did the right thing, don't feel bad at all.
Hope you get a good job that pays well soon. You might've saved that kids life, feel proud user.
Christopher Perez
You're the hero this town needs, but not what it deserves. And so they'll hunt you. And fire you. But then retract their decision. Because you are a DARK KNIGHT.
Connor Lopez
>nbcnews.com
To be fair, would you want to work for a company that's premise is "fuck children being potentially kidnapped, get back to work wage-slave?"
Alexander Gonzalez
OP is always a faggot.
Gabriel Morales
I blame the woman for flipping out and lying about a kidnapping.
feminazi got you in her web of lies just because she disagreed with someone
your a retarded white knight.
Robert Morales
>your a retarded white knight.
>your
>calls someone else retarded
LEL TO THE TELLSELL
Connor Adams
Kek.
Michael Moore
Niubba I know what Im doing
check you're privlidge/
Lincoln Williams
>lady who’s frantic and crying, ‘Somebody help me please! He's stealing my kid, he's kidnapping my child!’”
>Portland police told NBC News that the case was a "verbal argument" between and a couple that resulted in the man walking away with their child and ultimately no crime was committed.
when will people learn that women instinctively cry wolf all the time to get what they want?
Anthony Martin
go back to tumblr grammaaaarrnazi
Liam Howard
Nuh-uh, that kite doesn't fly. Anyone who can't use your / you're the correct way, has no right to call someone else retarded. It's elementary school level english and this is coming from a Europoor
Caleb Morgan
Sure they do,
but you still gotta protect the innocent kid
and let the police sort it out.
Leo Brown
Good on you man, you done the right thing
Jacob Murphy
Kek
Adam Sanchez
>fired for assisting the police in preventing a kidnapping
OP, did this actually happen to you, my man? Be honest. My jimmies are in an uprustle right now.
Eli Hill
>can't use your / you're the correct way, has no right to call someone else retarded
Agree.
You can overlook grammar/spelling in a lot of cases,
but when your message is to call someone else retarded,
you better have your own shit together.
Tyler Walker
send this to your local news station might get lucky and go national
Levi Bell
wow these values are so set in stone what a boring cuck. you have the retardation your retarded keep you're retardation and cuckery to yourself everyone knows stale grammar memes and doesn't care.
Jaxson Reyes
lol reading fail
Robert Hill
>you have the retardation
Hahaha what
Levi Carter
>cuck
>cuckery
You sound just like the chicken shit you are.
Jace Anderson
A domestic couple fights first thing girl yells
>'‘Somebody help me please! He's stealing my kid, he's kidnapping my child!’”
she shouldn't have this kid if shes going to be a shitlord and use the child as a cry for wolf. she doesn't care for the guy who came running to help or the child.
Angel Walker
When KGW asked Reagan if he wanted to resume his position at the Portland store, he said no. He added that he wants his next employer to not second guess his actions during an emergency.
Michael Powell
sounds like a slippery slope
But manager I had to leave for this SJW protest its an emergency dont question me shitlord.
Benjamin Morris
kek kek kek kek
Adrian Collins
its not wrong. if this was covered or expected, getting large payouts would be a simple as having your friend come in, claim a crime is being committed and having him punch you out of sight.
shiiiiet, youd have people just leaving work in the middle of the day, hiding in a tent in the woods for a week and coming back saying you got held at gunpoint because of apparent kidnapping attempt you tried to stop.
Lincoln Lewis
this is the most important post in this thread.
Wyatt Myers
>OP steals from reddit
Ryan Jenkins
You did the right thing user. File for unemployment, try to get a new job.
Julian Smith
"Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones."
- Oscar Wilde
Grayson Miller
dude, fuck them, you're a good guy
Lincoln Sanders
youtube.com
>OP is working at Walmart
>le stocking shelves while 4 people stand around greeting people
>hear a humming noise???
>what could this be its getting louder
>a monkey appears on a bike and starts putting bananas in a basket
>the monkey starts to drive past the checkout
>employees waddle over and wave arms say whoa whoa whoa whoa
>chase after guy with my ninja knight judgement
>halt right there criminal scum
>grab onto the bike leaving the store
>getting dragged all my skin is scraping off
>slip and my hand gets caught in the chain derailing it
>my hand splinters into 420 parts had to be amputated
>he crashes into a car in the parking lot, his fursuit head comes off and he hits the pavement without a helment
>hes still in a coma but he wont be committing any more crime because hes paralyzed from the neck down
>employer fires me and asks me to come back I whisper in his ear I am the storm
Thomas Hernandez
>wantonly
also
>oh look, this thread again
FAKE AND GAY
Justin Anderson
Ur a big guy my man. And a good guy for what you did
Camden Davis
Hope you like pizza...
Mason Lewis
You're a good dude OP. You did the right thing. Fuck the corporations!
Christopher Mitchell
wow, you are stupid as fuck lel
Michael Ramirez
this. there was no kidnapping. it was a domestic dispute. when the father walked off with the child during an argument between him and the mother, the mother flipped out and op came to her "rescue". up is a dumbass whiteknight who acted without knowing what was going on.
Easton Wright
neck yourself
Henry Cruz
...
Angel Diaz
bad meme. you should feel bad.
Jacob Green
no