>smoking a blunt on my back porch
>see something in my backyard
>its a fat neon purple fluffy
>it notices me and woddles to the porch
>dummeh poopeh stoopie stinkeh hoomin!
>dis am smawty's yawd nao!
>gib bestes nummies, ow get FOWEBA SWEEPIES!!!!
>welp, time to get the baseball bat
>dummeh poo poo sniffen hoomin!!
>ge off smawtys yawd! Gib foweba sweepies!!!
>gib smawty nummies!!! GIB SMAWTY NUMM---
>FWACK!!!
>I hit it hard as fuck right on the top of the head
>gggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhhhhuuuuhuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>SCREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! Hewp smawtyheeheeeee
>nu wan...no wan huwtiez!!!!
>its left eyeball is bulging out of its head and its missing a lot of teeth
>hahahahahahaha!!!! You look like glenn from the walking dead! Lmfao
>cough gurgle hewp...smawty...
>fuck you!
>I go inside and watch TV. I hear a light scratching at the back door
>I open the door and its the smarty
>what the fuck? Its been 3 hours how are you not dead?
>pwweeeeeaaaassseee mistaahh...Hab wowstest head owies...
>nee hewp...nee huggies
>pwweeeeeeeheeeheeeesseee
>waaaaaaaaahaaahaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
>I go get my 45. I cock it and point it at the smarty
>pweease..neber com on mistahs yawd eber gain...no wan foweba sweepiez...nee wuv...
>nuuuu nuu nuuu!!!!!! SCREEE SCREEEE!!!!!!!!!!
>AM MOMM----
>BRAKOW!!!
>I blow its head off and its body flails around violently
>brrrrrrrrrrrrrphhhhttttttttt!!!!!!!!
>it shits and pisses everywhere
>quueeeeeeef QUEEEEEEEEEEF!!!!!!!!
>SPLORRRRRTTTTTTT!!!!!!
>cheeep! Chirp! Chirp! Peep! Squeek!!!
>after I shot her she gave birth to 10 foals..
Smoking a blunt on my back porch
From this thread are four missing.
Like a virus, they multiply
What's happening? Are fluffy threads dying again?
I just wanna hug that fluffy
I hope so
>lurking waiting for more like op
I love me some smawtee aboose...
>op post more. My dubs demand it.
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Fuck...no dubs...well i tried.
So be it.
This is now a Fabulous Four of the Sexiocalypse thead.
guess i'll repost the shit i drew yesterday
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So be it.
This is now a fuck off faggot thread. Fuck off.
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Fluffy tips
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I started with the wrong image, whouwolldaguessed
>Fluffy abuse thread... Pic related.
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potato
I love fluffies
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And that concludes the four.
So what's new over at the booru?
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I wish there was a follow up to this where they actually get into the can and eat it, since it expired in '98.
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And who kiked Chocobro?
And that's the last of the fluffy tips.
Pssssttt...
I made a fluffy Discord! Come join!!
Invite Code: RcQg6ft
nice reaction image
don't know where chocofag went, think he gave up
STOP SAYING HIS NAME! YOU ARE TEMPTING FATE!
I showed up to your room once. I was poured with a garden hose.
Never again.
Probably himself. Since it's rumored that he only invaded these threads to piss people off and fill up the image count, he probably finally realized that we'd only ignore him and make more threads, which is the opposite of the desired effect.
Lmao why would you do that
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I think i discovered a new kind of human race.
No, I discovered myself first.
That was a lovely summer.
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I wish more fluffy owners were like Asperger daddy
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Me too. He's got one hell of a Fluffy raising talent.
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And here's the last one.
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Asked for it last night and artist delivered, great work mate :)
no problem. it was right when the thread was dying, too, so im glad i finished it!
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Does this drawing exist sans-rodent? I love the artwork.
Wan beybehs,
Heh heh heh.
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so...just looking down at shoes on the pavement?
Can i get some REALLY hard core smarty abuse. Need to see one of those little bastards dead.
one week later its sunday
>I do what I normally do.
>have a few drinks, smoke some good weed, play with chocolate
>and watch tv or play video games
>I had just gotten done playing with chocolate and his new toys I bought him
>wuv nuw toyz daddeh
>I have a special surprise for dinner tonight, bud
>gasp! It am sketties wif extwa meateh baws?
>no, something even better
>bettew dan sketties!? Nu way, daddeh!
>youll see
>the pizza man delivers my stuffed crust pizza
>I show it to chocolate
>his tail wags and his eyes widen
>gasp! Nu-nummeh skeety BWEAD!?
>I give him a slice and he devours it in a few short minutes
>cann I pwease had nother daddeh? Pwetty pweeease. So nummeh
>okay, here you go
>he ate a second and third slice
>buuurp so fuww daddeh. Yummy
>that night fluffy didnt make it to the litter box
>nuuu!!!! Huu huu huuuuuu!...Didn mean tu make bad poopies...
>daddeh gon be so maad.
>I open the door in the morning to let him out
>good morning choc--oh fuck!!!
>theres a Giant shit on the carpet as well as liquid shit all over the carpet all over the walls and somehow on the ceiling
>chocolate hides under his blanket
>pwweease daddeh...didn mean tu make tha bad poopies...huu huu
>shivers and sobs
>it'll take me all god damn day to clean this up!
>I get the sorry stick.
>its a thick long thorn vine with a bunch of thorns
>pwease nu sowwy sticky daddeh...
>chocolate, bend over.
>daddeh..am sowwy..am wewwy weewwwy sowwy. Didn mean da bad messy poppies...it was sketti bwead fault..huu huu
>bend the FUCK over!!!
>sniffs...otay..
>wack! Wack! Wack!
>dont! Wack! Ever! Wack! Shit! Wack! On! Wack! The! Wack! Carpet! Wack! Ever! Wack! AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
WACK! CRACK! WACK! WACK! WACK!
> SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHEEHEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If you're taking more requests, could you draw a fluffy dying in the wilderness? Preferably by a trap or wild animal?
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I wish fewer humans were like Asperger daddy, though. Fucking autists.
Just take solace in the fact that every once in a while you'll get someone like Chris-chan to mock and belittle.
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ah, my xibalba. such a hateful sweety
Its a shame that these threads get 404d...maybe we should move yo mlp so it doesnt happen as much?
*to
Its banned in mlp lmao
As someone who is a fluffies fan but hates mlp, please dont make me go there.
all threads get 404'd retard
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We are no longer welcome there, and I'm glad.
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this fluffies rage is legitimate, i don't know how to feel about that
Lol didnt know that. I come from other chan sites
Well now you know newfag
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bump
That stupid fuckin cunt. Smash her face.
Bumperino, lets get some egor animations in here
Really I'm amazed at how stupid the owner is for falling for it.
How fluffy pony DIDN'T drown getting in there we'll never know.
It's the miracle of weirdbox