*HACK HACK*

>*HACK HACK*
>YEAH!
>*WHEEEEZ*
>So much better than tobacco! AND it cures cancer!
Why do stoners fool themselves so much?

>Jolie Olie
One of the worst Weedtubers anywhere.

>it's not as harmful as heroine so it's not degenerate!

It's because most of them are addicts. They tell themselves whatever lies to justify what they do. Weed isn't evil or makes you a bad person, and some can use it successfully but most can't. I used it medically to treat my insomnia and nerve pain but in the end I abused it and now I'm off it for good. I might be able to use it again but I highly doubt it.

Do you know how bad alcohol is?
/Faggot

>All that waste
Fuckin pussy

>Why do stoners fool themselves so much?
Well they're always stoned, for one. The brain damage probably doesn't help, either.

Real life is fucking horrific. I don't know how you people get through it sober. Sometimes you just have to numb the constant pain and personal failure through the use of various substances.

It feels great to detatch every once in a while.

damn his life is over

meh, it's just as good to escape the degeneracy of every days cuckoldry and I don't have a hangover in the morning.

You'll soon realize the trippiest thing you'll find is the real world.

Real life is fucking awesome if you're not a failure. Sucks to suck, nigger.

But to enable the cause of such pain and sorrow the ability to become even more childish, misguided, ad moronic is absolutely criminal.

I get drunk sometimes to forget how shitty people are. I sit at home and never drive while intoxicated. But stoners smoke and then vote for socialists cunts, because weed has taken all their available funds, and the dirty socialist has promised them free shit.

Daily smoker here. Usually a single bowl after work. Sometimes weekends.

It's a good way to unwind. Take a hit, release, grab a drink and find something to do. Usually have something lined up though else I do get lazy.

It's a vice that I hate having. But having to choose between my family's history of alcoholism, pot doesn't seem so bad.

It will make you lazy as fuck if you do it all day. That's why I can't understand the wake and bake trend. Got shit to do, can't be high for that.

Because it pisses people like your of so easily. Mind your own fuckin business by making it legal and we'll stop talking about if.

>escape degeneracy by doing drugs

Disconnecting is out of fear. You said it yourself I did it too. Then you get tried of not feeling anymore and break down.

>Why do stoners fool themselves so much?
Because addicts look to justify every decision they make that involves their addiction.

same here. tried to use it for rec instead of alcohol but found myself smoking it everyday

Jesus fucking christ that image, is a blast from the past.

This. I'm actually doing really well right now in my life and smoke occasionally. People who smoke are definitely more susceptible to degeneracy, but a silent amount of casual smokers don't make it their personality and let their labor and ideas speak for themselves.

What I've noticed is that you have to keep weed abuse out of your environment. If you have a buddy who is always passing you a bong at your house, it's going to be a problem. But enjoying a spliff every few days isn't too bad. Smoking multiple times a day is bad, but taking it in moderation is responsible.

> keep weed abuse out of your environment

impossible here....

There is literally nothing wrong with smoking weed occasionally.

Checked. I also know that feel.

They're looking for a way to excuse their deplorable behavior as filthy drug addicts. This is why they overcompensate by needing to believe marijuana is a miracle cure. Fucking snake oil!

how much of this stoner hate comes from the people who sat alone eating at school?

Except for the fact that it is completely degenerate.

this

>have no friends or connects to get weed
>"y-you stonemen such losers

Kek, I love this man.

Friendly reminder that he has:
>A wife
>2 children
>A nice home
>Friends

Who's the real loser, Sup Forums

The trick here is to stop being a failure, as it makes being sober a lot more rewarding. You should try it sometime.

Not mine, I was a stoner and a rebel who skip school to go drink with friends and go to bush parties. Skin heads, jocks, skanks, it didn't matter cause parties were the life style. Drunken sex, regret and shame from the drama that would follow from pregnancy scares and cheating was what made your status in school during my times. Now that I am older, I reflect back on those days and wonder why I did it.

Smoking marijuana is fine for those that choose to do it for other reasons than just, AYYY LMAO HIGH. Stoner faggots like in OP are a waste. Should weed be legal? Fuck no.

This man owns none of those things because the real him no longer exists. He's drowned himself in a narcotic haze, cursed to shamble through the bones of his own life like a zombie.

Friendly reminder that he's a juggalofag, search up Joel Hradecky for various news reports about juggalo attacks and for his personal facebook which features him in juggalo attire.

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>we used to smoke on bongs too
>frosties, water bongs, paper bongs, a bottle with it's bottom cut using water leverage from ie a lake to fill a bottle with smoke....
>basically name it
today we just smoke joints
we had so bad shit back then in the 90ies earliest 2ks, end of the road. Only standard and standard+ hashish, but someone started to grow good shit.
>mostly hashish today, but we got the whole range of quality like in denmark and holland now
>still illegal
>many grow weed too, some only smoke weed

heh well smoking right now so trailed off ofc.
When going to denmark, we pulled our bong shit on prime hashish bought there, that's how you spotted a norfag....
>a dane would just go by and say
damn mountain apes

>last time I smoked on a pipe and paper bong is two years ago now, fucking almost passed out lol

we would make gravity bongs in HS

Everytime I hear that YA YA intro I feel like 9/11 and the school shootings and terrorist attacks on america maybe are not such a bad thing

I have been sober 3 months now after smoking like 5 years daily and this shit is horrible.. In less than two weeks I will be back to smoking that precious herb.

you smokin what im smokin on OP you're broke as fuck and sound pretty butthurt about buds.

YEAH YA!!! WHAT UP YOUTUBE YOUTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBEEE
WHAT UP!
JOLIE OLIE COMING 'ATCHA
FOR CUSTOMGROW420!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS 18+ CHANNEL DESIGNED FOR CANNABIS PATIENTS AND ADULTS

I hope it is laced and you get raped by your nigger drug dealer.

>we would make gravity bongs in HS
kek something told me that you guys already came up with that idea too.

Kinda funny really, I've seen a lot of the same shit we did part as kids being done over in the us too. Independently developed. Stupid shit like smoking off an apple.. making a pipe out of a plastic flask(juck btw)..

I bet you even make what we call a jordruke (earth-shit(like big cow shit)), basically making a pipe out of the ground pref clay and using either a plastic or paper bong on one end and have the pipe with the uhm... filter is not the right word "rist"... on the other

well kek.. guess we smoked on whatever we could smoke on for the pure keks of it as kids

>hearing it in my head now
FUCKING HELL LEAF FAGGOT

W
H
Y

We had no beef.

It is objectively better than tobacco, and it does help treat cancer.
Does that mean it's 100% safe? Of course fucking not, you're still burning plant matter and depositing it in your lungs.

Nice strawman, faggot

Do you have a program? Are you spiritually, mentally, socially and emotionally healthy? It's not anything precious at all, its a drug that alters your brain chemistry. Now that I've been sober my life and mind is improving but only because I have a program. Maybe you haven't hit bottom enough times and haven't gone to jails, institutions or OD'ed yet. If you keep going you will. Good luck.

Alright man.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN DEEEEEEEEEEEEES WAN-

>abuse

I just found out I'm being groomed to run a big scientific operation and I go to work stoned every day.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

that has nothing to do with the fact that he's more successful than you are. Sick deflection Cuckada

I really don't understand their denial in the form of glorifying it either. They seem to be the only drug addicts where this phenomenon exists.

me...

i am the real loser Sup Forums

:((((((

Weird way of saying "I have a job"

Some people don't require chemical crutches to get through their shitty lives.

Radical, I know.

It does cure cancer in most forms and we have the technology to produce cannabis without the "high" so why not appease the stoners by banning smoking pot but making a liquid form that can't get you stoned readily available, I'm sure that they'd be fine with this compromise.

nice to take a break, get your whole smell sense back. Noticed that btw? That a whole bunch of smells reappeared that you hadn't smelled around for those 5 years?

I've taken many such breaks in my time, breaks over many many years.

I got chronic insomnia, been given every god damn pill by those idiot "doctors" unhealthy as fuck. With the hashish or herbal jew I sleep like a fucking baby, I really just need to smoke one joint a day, that's before bed.

Hash can add to the prob, heh you prolly didn't sleep the first week either, then it passed.

>nah smoking all day makes you lazy unless you press your self really hard
>everything in moderation
>works a lot better to if you just smoke after work, dinner, workout and get all chores of the day out of the way.. like a reward
I smoke to much these days, got to cut back severely or I have to start moving a lot of product again too

>have no self control
>blame drugs for being degenerate
Fucking losers. You could easily do a low amount of herion once in a while if you just have self control.

Try it if you want the answer.

>live in a legal state
>walk three blocks from home
>get to select from a variety of strains, all locally grown
>get to ask if the strain is indica or sativa
>get to ask about THC and CBD concentration
>get to select from various concentrates with even higher percentages of CBD compared to THC so that I can relieve pain while keeping my mind sharp
>only pay a small markup compared to my previous drug dealers
>the markup is insignificant because I am a tax paying, productive member of society
>the markup is largely due to a tax, thus I am paying taxes when I buy weed.
>have never had to worry about my weed being laced with anything but more weed

The real question is why they are self medicating. Because if you are at a normal happiness level then you really would not feel the need to get high all the time.

because science agrees with them

*tips fedora*

Weed is more harmful than heroine.

I'm actually thriving around sober normies discussing technical physics and engineering everyday while I'm shit blasted.

It does not cure cancer, it helps deal with the side effects of cancer treatment and maybe slows cancer growth.

BEST CASE SCENARIO.
You can't just smoke weed and cure cancer, it doesn't work that way. Weed is prescribed so cancer patients can get an appetite and don't feel as much pain.
They still undergo regular treatments.

Stoners are fucking dumb, believe me. I live in Colorado. I see the dumbest fucking stoners every day of my life, and I've seen the cancer argument thrown around more times than I can count. Unfortunately for stoners, I actually researched it instead of just smoking weed.

I'm the most redpilled stoner you can ever come across. I've voted against legalization in my own state because I hate the degenerate shitbags that flaunt marijuana as if it were a social status.

>b-but muh socialist, hippie

Shut the fuck up, cuck. I love the idea of groping my 2nd Amendment protected firearms while firing up a tasty bowl of Train Wreck.

Get cancer and kill yourself, betas.

I prefer air in my lungs, not tar and ash...

Give yourself a pat on the back

What about eating cannabis?

Just let it be legal you fucking hick. Who the fuck cares, there's just as many degenerates who are alcoholics but more harmful to society.

Weed is more dangerous than heroin, alcohol, tobacco, and acid combined. A mixture of the aforementioned drugs would cause one to lose their life, but weed takes it a whole step further and causes one to lose their whole country, take Canada as an example.

shut up faggot and 420 blaze that shit erry fucking day

>smoke once every few weeks, dont feel the need to do any more

It helps balance me out and relax me.

Do I have strong willpower or do I just not have an addictive personality?

>implying legal states are the cucks
see keep telling yourself legal weed is bad, cuck
maybe this time Tyrone will only put a little glass and pcp in your mexican brickshit

Keep having an irrational aversion to how others want to live when it is not the source of a personal problem.

This is baffling. Smoke less you big dummy.

>muh freedoms
>against legalization
>but also smokes the peaceful herb

Good to know that soccer moms and yuppie dads are being reincarnated into the next generation, you are one of them.

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next you're gonna tell me coffee is worse for you than methamphetamine

You're like one of those cucked black guys who call other people of their race niggers and coons
>le redpill
Self hate is not enlightenment user

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DUDE

WEED

TOTALLY NON-TOXIC

>inhales 3 blunts

TOTALLY SAFE
IT CURES CANCER BY STOPPING TUMOR FORMATION

>inhales 3 more blunts

DUDE... WEED

I work full-time, go to school, and have an active social life.
I smoke an oz a week (I also grow my own shit) for medicinal purposes and usually am "high" throughout the majority of my day and most people aren't even able to tell the difference.
If you have a tolerance combined with ambition and intellect then it's perfectly possible to be a fully functioning stoner.

>not letting the degenerates smoke themselves into oblivion

I say that, but I am both afraid and hopeful of legal weed. I want to live in a world where responsible adults can use weed effectively to relieve stress and pain, but degenerates ruin everything.

It's the
Le successful man who also smokes meme

Do you feel persecuted?

>and usually am "high" throughout the majority of my day and most people aren't even able to tell the difference.

Why?

What the fuck is wrong with you? What is your problem?

Apparently for someone successful and working and going to school, you're very unhappy and fucked in the head.

>medicinal purposes

>inhales 3 blunts

This is the MINIMUM of what I need every day.

>Company stops doing drug tests
>End up with two druggy coworkers
>Male druggy mumbles/exhales his speech
>Takes forever to learn things but memorizes them down to the last detail once finally learned
>Constantly on the lookout for things to drink, especially cowworkers' drinks
>Female druggy is a fucking scatter-brained retard that rambles and lies out the ass
>5'10" beanpole with a goofy haircut and a big nose that drugs must find their way into
>Female druggy has to tell herself aloud what she has to do but makes it sound as though she's "just letting us know"
>Male druggy manages to get shit done
>Female druggy panics over stupid shit and smokes ten packs a second when she's not jabbering about god knows what

Also, for managers we had hoodrat sheboons and a Philly nigger that mumbles and glowers all the time. Fuck that place, I hope it collapses.

>Weed is more harmful than heroine.
farts are more harmful than both.
>In high concentrations it will kill you
>methane, hydrogensulfid ++++
shit is lit the killer

You have no skin in the game. When you grow up past the age of 16 then you can speak, kid. Get cancer.

I SMOKE "RECREATIONALLY"

IT DOESN'T' AFFECT ME AT ALL IT'S NON-TOXIC.

You clearly have never met an actual drug addict.
A lot of old friends of mine were former heroin junkies, a few former tweakers.
Objectively that shit is killing them, but during the addiction they'll come up with any excuse they can to support their delusion that it's helping them.

chemical????
8/8 gr8 b8

> Not sure if serious.

Real life feels great.
Quit losing.

DUDE LIKE DUDE, LIKE, LIKE DUDE WEED LMAO!

>better than tobacco! AND it cures cancer!
The funny thing about that statement is that most stoner dipshits that I know repeat it, then smoke their weed with tobacco.
Then they get butt hurt when I mention it only affects certain types of cancers.

Because Tinctures aren't as fast acting.
Inhalation is the fastest method.

Not a good example. This retard makes his bones off of wasting weed and taking huge bong rips he immediately blows back out.

Are you retarded, son?