You wake up in your cunt in 1650

You wake up in your cunt in 1650...

just fucking kill me now

FUCK

get scalped

I mean the only thing I can to is go east
or maybe south into new spain maybe the administration will like me since I'm white and they had their casta thing

Well... Guess I die or survive on bush tucker, and teach the abos how to shitpost to welcome the coming Brits years down the line.

I am ze ubermensch :)

lmao i would be in a tribu amigo

Well at least I'm still in the proximity of the city, a few kilometres away instead of in the middle of it but well

I hope I live to see Peter the Great

Make it a little earlier whennporto belonged to spain

Powahtan declare war on us Cherokee.
Cherokee masterrace.
Scalp all powahtan.

No muslims. Life is good

Get raped and scalped by Indians

*it ain't me starts playing*

You mean 100% white cunt

Virreinato del Río de la Plata... Just another day
Well time to go and check if the the indian fucks completed their silver cuota

Looks like I'll be making a trek down to the British North American colonies and hoping I don't die on the way

>be me
>wake up in the morning
>getting molested by priest in the church while confessing my sins
>suddenly have an idea
What if me and Señor Español y Señor Cura are equal and deserve the same rights?
>get called antichrist
>get called wizard
>mfw they burn me, my parents and my siblings and our house now belongs to the pope
>mfw no face because el monje butchered the shit out of my face with a cross

There are no mentions of this shit.

Criminals and pedastry exist in all religions and organizations.

Mmm... I wonder how I am going to get my Japanese mangas

Mulatos were not people, I would be damned.

Pls build a wall around them, Madre patria.

> Ottoturks bordering Germany
> Life's good

Not for long Hans, first time in your life you'll plead to a Diego huh?

>got back just in time to witness the coming of age of the greatest ruler of the century
>even got enough time to weasel my way into the louvre to make sure i can 'council' the new king

the possibilities are endless.

Yea, instead of muslims, Frenchies bully you :^)

>I'm whitish enough
>well educated (especially for this period in history)
>slavery is ok
>race mixing is ok

I would get a decent job and earn enough money to buy myself a cute amerindian girl and a cute negress girl to use as sex slaves... life would be so good

>fight wars, and more wars, and more wars
>government keeps issuing worthless coins to pay for the wars and causing runaway inflation
>English and Dutch pirates loot our treasure ships
>damn those heretic scum to hell

*scalping intensifies*

best day of my life desu

Enjoy the civil war

Rossiya big

comfy

>My cunt
>1650

The Swede-Russio Rapist incoming, SHIIIT.


Oh wait It's 1650 im part of HRE now

Fight for a free Catalonia, not french or castilian.