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Canada + United States + Mexico

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Fuck Drumpf

dtrrt

fuck

DRUMPF

gotta pape to write yall

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*guzzles a bottle of blackpills because that kike neo-cohen puppet Drumpf hasn't gassed all the spics yet*

How do I get sober

holy shit what's good Iceland, I love you're country.
I always get sober by eating a big American breakfast with a lot of eggs and hashbrowns and coffee.

fuk, your*
I speak English, I swear

I mean like how do I stop drinking and doing drugs
I just want to stop
I am usually drunk 4 times a week
I talked to some helpline and they just tried to push god on me

Shan't

f u mane

DESU I don't even know what shan't means

Don't. It's not worth it.

I spent 54k isk on coke last weekend man

Oh shoot bro, I don't think I could offer anything of substance
Never been addicted to anything before.

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Get a prescription for disulfiram

reykjavik prices must be expensive

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Thats for 3 grams
I dont even live in reykjavík

I've spent over 600 dollars on various alcoholic drinks these past few weeks myself.

Sorry, don't know what to tell you if you really want to go completely clean. If quitting cold turkey isn't an option then go visit a doctor and tell them about it. I'm sure they can help you out and suggest a good rehab or other such institution.

Hotlines are meme, yeah, don't ever bother with that again. Nothing can ever be assessed properly through the phone.

>tfw been on disulfiram since December

if a FUCKING WHORE is scantily clad, and it's not for a job, like being a model or something, is it completely justifiable to shamelessly

>I am usually drunk 4 times a week
So was I, didn't realize that was a problem.
But honestly, I took one look at my 500 lb. alcoholic father and did the other thing that isn't killing yourself.
In all honesty, there is most certainly a way out, and it doesn't have to be God, but unfortunately I can't help much other than say to set small goals. I don't know shit about other drugs, though.

cold turkey is an option dont think I'll experience withdrawal

Feels good to be free from the evils of alcohol senpai. Just keep taking it for a while or else you will immediately be like "oh I can drink again" and start drinking again.

(continued...)hit on her for a week at the most? After a week is she basically a lost cause, or what's the maximum number or times you can hit on a girl before she completely is not interested. Thinking of completely destroying a new coworker

Current goal is to be sober until june 18

Yo waddup do I have you on skype by any chance
Does your name start with J

What you should do is smoke some really good weed while you're drinking, that way you'll be kind of just as fucked up as if you drank half a bottle of vodka in one gulp, and you'll therefore be weening yourself off of alcohol, safely and slowly.

you live in cal, time to give her up and find another bro

FIVE

THREADS

gotta ease out of it. not many can quit cold turkey. one of my v good pal did it that way

Weed is too expensive here

When is your cutoff point? New girls come around all the time for me (uni, work, friends in general bringing a new girl around) and I usually hammer at them for a week or so, until I give up or rarely score

then maybe try some cheap dirt weed, hopefully you're a pot lightweight, and get high easily.

Still like 30$ a gram

i'd say a week or two. if anyone is interested in you, you wouldve known by then. any longer would be a waste of your time and its pathetic to look desperate going after the same person

but im a homo and i abide to this cutthroat shit.. could be different in the other side

this is the real thread

>being a bakersfield cuckold

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yeah I'll have one order of side fries with extra meme sauce

I like Gilroy's onion icecream desu

so isoyur mum

>tfw I help my girlfriend study despite the fact that I don't study myself

My feet are itchy

Scratching it just tickles me

How to solve this conundrum

think about pussy

>onion ice cream

wouldn't mess with me if i were you pal

Holy fuck, I'm reading about the Romans and jews an some of this shit is hilarious

>romans thought the practice of circumcision became a jewish tradition because Moses was accidentally circumcised by his surgeon and didnt want to be the only one and thereby made it scripture

>Romans thought the jews didnt eat pigs because jews revered pigs for teaching humans how to farm

>Romans thought the jews had such odd laws because Moses made them all up

>onion icecream

play pop up pirate with me please

>Onion ice cream

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Thanks for the insight.

wtf

What about the golden calf?

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Malcolm X and George Lincoln Rockwell were both assassinated funny coincidence haha

>mfw reading reddit.com/r/The_Donald/

who else here /feels guy/

>north korea's cgi video showing california getting bombed

Is that all you have to say? Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow? Why don't you ever compliment me?

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post it

I hope they do it haha

They said Moses made it all up. Basically they thought he created the most absurd laws on purpose so it was like no other religion on earth and he could easily control all of them.

i'm feels good man frog

think the nuclear radiation might affect the rest of the states. it might be worth risking it tho

bit rude

they'll prob bomb LA. lives close to DTLA. would look forward to the show

Made this one myself (you can save it if you want).

>I hope they do it haha

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stop drinking ale

>bomb LA
>nothing physically changes

this is my favorite flagged meme

weren't roman "jews" a different religion from the current jews? the old testament religion was the father of all three abrahimic religions but only jews have the copyright over them. why

I made this one, lets trade

ok guys all this california bullying has gone far enough i think
it was funny for a while but its really starting to hurt now

>Kim Jong-un bombs San Francisco and LA
>saves California

Thanks man

I remember there was another /cum/ edit where Canada and Mexico are like... cuddling? up to America. Do you have it? I want to build up a collection

youtube.com/watch?v=T5wtKsD_cl4

>weren't roman "jews" a different religion from the current jews?
It wasnt as organized yet

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>tfw your hockey team gets swept

At least I didn't spend any money on tickets

I think you mean this one?

Hey. Thanks!

> dad died of lung cancer from smoking
> started smoking a month ago
Feel like an asshat. My father would've kicked my ass if he saw me now.

You are just upset because you know the L..A bombing would destroy OC too.

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me in the middle

anyone else believe in the "Anytime you sneeze it means someone is talking about you"?

No

the angels can finally make sense to call themselves LA Angels

faggot

What episode of king of the hill is this

Yeah that one, thanks man

Holyshithe'sfatterthanIremember