I just got laid. You may ask me about it, if you wish

I just got laid. You may ask me about it, if you wish.

Does your ass hurt?

Can you feel his cum in your asshole?

No, it feels good. A little wet I guess. We used lotion for lube.

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When did you discover you were a fag?

Not really, it just kind of gets absorbed or something.

I like guys and girls. As per Sup Forums rules I won't reveal my sex.

Thanks d00d.

Is your vagoo irritated?

No part of me is irritated.

Was it anonymous? Consentual? Good? Did you get off?

No, yes, yes, no. He finished too fast. :/

Will you regret it when you wake up tomorrow?

No, I'll want more.

That's a shame.How long did he last?

Draw an example of your nipple to areola ratio in paint for us. For science.

Did you go ATM? I mean it's kind of STANDARD nowadays.

Idk a couple minutes. We need to work on foreplay. He did wake me up for this one though.

Are you his first? What kind of manchild doesn't understand foreplay?

My areola is like 3.5 times the diameter of my nipple.

No he just fucked my ass and was done.

No, but he's less experienced. I have told him I'm going to start fucking other people if he doesn't start putting out more and putting more into it.

Can I be one of those people?

I'm not a kid anymore, so I don't fuck randos off Sup Forums.

Yeah, 18 is where you really start drawing the line, OP.

were you ever worried he was going to strangle / stab you while being reamed from behind?

>he just fuckes my ass and was done
thats dad for ya