/nzg/ - New Zealand General

/nzg/ - New Zealand General

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Sometimes I piss on my feet and dangle them in my GF's mouth when she's asleep, its a little game I like to call, yellow dangler.

Who's smoking what

Pic related

I want to retain my braincells thanks

Listening to Alice Cooper show on the radio, some fucking great music. Am doing some work shit while drinking red wine. Trying to figure out if the chick I met yesterday for coffee is worth pursuing. Weird Saturday night.

This.

Did you meet this chick online?

I wouldnt mind being pissed on, its just the clean up afterwards that I wouldnt look forward to. I feel bad enough closing all my porn tabs when Im done, Im sure I would feel worse if I had to get the mop out

Im not smoking nothing because I like being employed and having the freedom to find other jobs.

I cant wait until it is fucking legalised here.

Its weird. Was talking with a mate one day complaining about lack of action.

He says I've got this awesome friend I went to school with. She's good looking, quirky, a real fruit loop. Coz she's a space cadet relationships never last, guys bail on her.

I thought sounds fun but naahhh, don't wanna go there with someone too messed up.

Anyway, couple more months of dry spell I join up tinder just to find her profile. We match and she's down to meet.

I feel bad coz I know her story already and she has no idea we have a mutual friend. She rocked on up to this things thinking I knew nothing about her.

Before the date she said, only able to stay an hour, have commitments. We all know that means, if you're a loser, I've got an excuse to bail. So anyway 2 hours later she's still there laughing and joking away.

I can't complain she's a definate 7. Not sure what my problem is tbh. This wine isn't helping atm.

Seems like most people are out. That's pretty unusual for the nzg crowd. Being Saturday night many of us would be home I'd have thought.

I think theres a sportsball thing going on

Don't tell me what happened. For some reason rugby triggers me. I dgaf about it.

Wellington checking in.

Why are ID's even gone??

Just moved to Hamilton, this place fucking sucks

Cleaning out the hash catch on my grinder tonight, aww yeee

Dunedin crew getting high

Who are these semen demons?

well I know one of thems a slut

how do you guys know you're all from NZ if none of you have flags? anybody could just walk in here and pretend to be a kiwi

Dude just keep it casual with her. Keep the relationship slow, any time she tries to further the relationship act distant and tell her the least about you possible.
Drip feed yourself to her and if she still likes you after that then she will learn to controll herself.

L and P, fish and chips, hokey pomey, jandals, peanut slabs, sir edmund hillary, buzzy bees, kiwifruit pavlova, and kick it in the guts trev.

t. Some random dude in Helsinki

welly fag here too.

Preping myself for a midnight gaming sesh.

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Awesome advice. Thank you bro.I tend to get all pushy when a girl shows interest, too keep to get to the goods.

Need to remember to back the fuck down, be aloof and not do all the work.

We aren't a big enough group for people to want to pretend to be us.

We aren't a small enough group to die out.

What's on the playlist tonight?

(I'm about to load up pic related)

Likewise, quick lurk then into Overwatch. Trying to decide if to play on live or do some more doomfist sillyness.

the 1970s are calling, they want their kiwiana back.

Just don't get too involved. I dated a girl last year and things were going really well until her messages got less and less and then one day she started ghosting me completely. No reason was given.

Caramilk. Get relevant son

Your dick was too big and it was hurting her too much. I know shes with me and my small dick now. Sorry man, thought you knew.

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Simple shit. Nothing to hard out.
Gonna play one of those weekly tourneys for DotA2.

Flip a coin bro. Whichever you one you hoped it landed on is the one you want to do.

Lewis Road chocolate milk

Its sad people get scared of hurting people directly like that. They end up hurting them more

Sorry bro.

exactly. She probably thought she was 'letting me down easy' but she should have just told me straight up rather than give me hope.

IDbro....

i want to fill your oesophagus full of my cum pls

Usually I'd would be a straight out no. But you said please so I'll consider it.

Points for correctly spelling oesophagus. Thank fuck you didn't type colon.

I doubt that was it bro. She likely didn't even put how it would effect you after into consideration. People who do that tend to do it for the ease of it themselves.
Trying to slip out of a relationship is like slipping out of a party. You do it because you dont want to tell the person why or don't want to be convinced to stay.

I can't attest to this woman personally so I'd leave it to you better judgement but thats what I have found with women that I know.

We all know thats full to capacity

Congrats on losing to England in the Rugby you sheep shagging island monkeys.

It's 100% him.

That is all I can reveal.

I think he should become an honorary NZer.

Yeah, you're probably right. At least I was the one to unfriend her though.

I've met another girl since then and I'm really hoping things will go well this time.

Sorry how many world cups did your country win? Thats right it doesn't matter. Its less than ours.

He's our very own Willie Apiata

>Takes the whole British Isles to challenge NZ

Bahahahah. Couldn't even beat EnglandFags in rugby. Haka? More like CHUCKA the game. Your nation should just kill itself.

Alice Glass > Alice Cooper

I want to be pissed on by a hot girl so bad

That remind me, should make a trip to the little boys room soon.

Fucking triggered

NZ. A nation of useless Scottish twats breeding with fat coconut eating islanders. Genocide is the only thing that can return that island to normality.

Oh, and now that you can't play Rugby for shit you will all at least have more time fuck your sheep.

Too much banter not enough kpop

i really am not the person you think i am though

A few weeks ago an user told me to listen to kings of Leon's new song. Finally get it now, just heard it on the rock. Its actually a decent song and a million times better than that overplayed sex on fire

If youre here tonight.Ty user.

this
is this your "IDbro pretending not be IDbro" meme?

i just feel bad riding on the props of some other poster. but whatever, have some another kpop webm

r i t a n o n

>кaк дeлa?

if I roll dubs i'll post them.

No worries bro. Im glad you like it

rolling for dubbsss

Cough em up

Fuck. Mind. Blown.

Chur.

what song?>

dude, how could you just casually disfigure a goddess like that? repent...

POST'EM

checked

'Find me'. The guitar hook throughout takes me to another place. Still does.

wait, this IDBro is a woman? guess i'll stick around to take a look at those nudes

Enhanced her you fuck, obviously you cannot appreciate a good edit when you see one.

Nah it's a dude but we still want to see him nude.

she was already perfect before you ruined her. bad edits...

damn this is good, you guys got any other bands similar to them? Willing to exchange with you guys

Sorry, give me another photo I can do good edits, I promis x

don't disappoint me, ok?

he could be.

>he

>bro

Also I need to rant. My local pizza hut Bryndwr has been taken over by muslims. Quality and service now shit. Will never return.

Prefer this version.

Yeah its a grower. Took a while for me to get it. Be a good song to listen to by a fire on the beach as the suns going down. Some rtd's. A few top mates. Good times.

>non-binary

Cool flag Sup Forumsro

>He's our very own Willie Apiata

sorry user, I need another I Van-coughed on that photo it's ruined

NEW ZEALAND IS GARBAGE

>sheep shagging island monkeys

Just became an auckfag. cn anyone hook me up with something to smoke?

I don't know anyone yet

FUCK OFF SLUT I'LL SLICE YOUR PEPERRONI NIPPLES OFF AND FEED THEM TO THE ALMIGHTY BILL ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKING FUCKBUCKET

sure nigga where you at,

My boss just became a jaffa. I didnt know you smoked stu

NEW ZEALAND IS STILL GARBAGE

i'm sorry user, i know you mean well and you're putting a lot of effort into these edits, but i have to be honest with you. you've ruined two great photographs and for this very reason, i've lost al faith in your abilities...

A few years old but I still like Boy and Bears song 'Southern Son'.

Atm I listening to a lot of Chris Cornell.
His song 'Thank you' makes me fucking I admit it I'm a faggot
Also Audio slave 'I am the Highway' just gets me in the feels every time.

????

Makes me fucking cry -is what I meant to say.

>THE ALMIGHTY BILL ENGLISH

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fucking kelston

muh dick

Notice that the picture in:
says that she loves IDbro and cock rather than IDbro's cock....

im going to grow a mustache

iM TRYING :(

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