Sex ed 101 starts now

Sex ed 101 starts now.

Hello class ill be here for a while to answer any questions pertaining to our topic (or if you just wanna shoot the shit with me and ask whatever you want then im game).

Im currently trying to kill time since i cannot sleep and i feel like i have pretty decent knowledge i could possibly share

how do i make my gf cum when she orgasms? like squirt everywhere. i have never been able to make her before

Not every girl CAN actually squirt really. In fact many girls dont squirt like you see in porn (which is pee most of the time).
So i wouldnt beat yourself up thinking youre doing something wrong.
Though if you are determined to try id have to say using fngers are your best bet. Pushing slightly against the top (like an inch in) and rubbing quickly might work

squirting = pissing
proper squirting happens when the woman's bladder muscle is weakened (often from childbirth) and her pelvic floor muscle squeezes her bladder when she orgasms. A lot of porn squirting is just straight pissing too

Squirting is just pee anyways. Some women can't hold their bladders when they orgasm or during rigorous sex. Female orgasm is much thicker and typically only leaves the vagina after sex

What is the best technique for fingering my fiance's asshole? I don't own a prostate so I have no idea what feels good and he's too shy about it still to give me feedback

Yea i agree with you.

Like i just mentioned its mainly just pee.

I squirted once and it literally felt exactly how you explained...just like i lost control of my bladder...
To aslo add to the anons question though...

If the girls never squirted she might bit even want to...like i said fir me it felt like straight up pissing which didnt feel sexy...just embarassing

Go to bed Dylan.

Tits or GTFO

Another thing to mention: the cleanup from squirting is a pain in the ass. Imagine trying to clean up a straight fountain of piss.

How do I suck my own dick?

What should I get my girlfriend for her 10th birthday?

Pretty sure I didn't explicitly imply my gender, faggot.
Now tell me how to milk your prostate or btfo

I also dont own a prostate so im a bit in the dark as well on this one.

From what ive understood though try fingering while pushing downward slightly (towards his balls).
If he isnt saying much though he might be okay with what youre doing. In my exoeriences if a dude isnt really diggin what youre doing their faces can make it a bit obvious

Im not dylan but okay

Try picking up yoga. Might become a bit more flexible

"I don't own a prostate so I have no idea what feels good"

What if its a man who lost his prostate in an unfortunate accident?
Cant assume genders here...its 2017 buddy

My dick has been leaking weird brown sticky liquid for the past five days. Not much, but enough to be annoying. It's gettin better tho. Also makes my tip itchy and used to burn when peeing. I don't masturbate or do anything with it. Wtf is wrong with my dick op

unless you had your prostate removed you did state your gender
but you weren't attention whoring so if the other guy wants tits, he needs to show his first

My gf has a nerve problem down in her puss, and sex is really painful for her. How the fuck do we achieve pain-free sex, I feel guilty as fuck putting anything in there. Yes she is going to a physical therapist and doing exercises for this.

Not having sex either?
Any other symptoms?

It sounds a bit vague so hard for me to say...
When i think of penile discharge i think Gonorrhea though if your not really sexually active the brown discharge could actually be blood...which can be from a number of things

No sex, I'm a virgin. It's only very little but I don't think it's blood as my piss ain't tainted. That's pretty much all the symptoms

Are you aware in what way its painful for her?

Like the actual insertion? Burning pain? Aching? Tearing? Or just her vaginal canal doesnt want to untighten?

In any case the only thing you can do is use a lot of lube and be slow

If youre not having sex it probably is blood. All because you can see it when you urniate doesnt mean you cant possibly be bleeding. Id say in this case since blood can be from so many things that you should do a bit of googling to see all of the reasons.
I wouldnt be able to name them all.

But i am almost positive its blood user

Oh feck, hope not... Even tho it's slightly yellowy? I'll just wait for it to go away, should go away soon

She said it's like a stabbing pain. I was with her at the docs when she got a pap smear, and she actually bawled from it. there's apparently an inflamed nerve somewhere inside her actual vag, if you go too far, you can feel a "thing" halfway in. Past that is fine, weirdly enough. I've poked her cervix before and she didn't even feel that, lol.

The doctors gave her some topical lidocaine to use during fun times but she ended up having to use it all during her dilator therapy.

The only reason discharge would be brown if from blood user.

Though im curious.. have you sustained any sort if injury prior to this? Even if its something you might consider small

Shit, blood. Other injures? Hmm, nah don't think so, been ages since I've been hit in the balls... So no, no other injuries

Yea the cervix doesnt have much actual feeling to it.

But if shes doing the whole dilator therapy then id say that might ber her only hope at this point.
There are numbing creams ive heard about but i honestly dont know if its even wise to use or if it would even really be effective.

Though on a side note just show her lots.of affection..im sure she feels prety shitty for not being able to please her man the way she wishes she could so just dont forget to remind her its not her fault

No hits to the stomach either?

Picked up anything a bit too heavy?

I could be intersex assigned male at birth.
Either way I just wanted sex tips like the rest of you.

Uh, no the small fight I got into was yesterday... Can't remember if I had hits to the stomach before then, before dick leak blood shit, and nah I don't pick things up that are too heavy

can you make someone pregnant by pissing in their cunt?

Alright, thanks user. Yeah she can beat up on herself pretty good because of that, so i do try to make sure she's not feeling too down over it. she's trying really hard on the dilators so i'm really proud of her for that.

Dont mind the autistic ones here user

It could probably be nore of an internal problem. I know hepatitis can cause brown discharge but i dont wanna just make.it sound like something that serious...i mean i guess if you say its going away then just wait it out...hell maybe wank it, have you tried to at all?
I mean from what i know masturbation is healthy but i dobt think it would cause discharge if you didnt...
Hooefully it clears up for you

Pee does not contain semen ..or at least live semen

Yeah I'm hoping it goes away, there was less annoyance today. And nah I don't wank...

Yea thats good. Shows she really cares for you since shes puttin in all this work.
The best thing you can do for any girl is remind them of the good shit they do for/to you.
On the flip side though maybe you can get her into anal...im not a fan of it myself but there are some girls who enjoy it...
Could be a temporary thing till therapy kicks in

Hell maybe you shoumd just try user...any particular reason you dont?
I really am a firm believer on masturbation being healthy

You say brown and sticky and i could be very wrong here but i think cum gets brown when it gets "old"
Maybe you could be havning a massive buildup? Haha seems like it would be a much easier problem

I find masturbating boring. Just ain't my cup of tea. I don't think it's cum tho, it's brown, and a bit yellowy, but he last time I had a build up my balls ached and they ain't aching now

Ah well it was worth the shot.
Hopefully it goes away and is nothing too serious

Hopefully, but thanks for the help. Another question. It's normal for one ball to hang lower and be more "free" than the other right? And one a slightly darker colour?

I dont own balls but ive seen plenty.
Most of them dont hang "equally" so thats fine..as for the darker color im sure thats just as normal. Ball skin can have a mix of different colors so your good

Oh sweet thanks. Thanks for all your help. Much appreciated.

Tits or gtfo