Immigration to Murca

What are the options?

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Either be skilled or marry a burger

Do you have a degree?

Not really. I'm a university dropout with a dead end job. If I scrape up like 30k bucks and move over there as an illegal will I have a chance to survive?

>marry a burger

Why would anyone wanna marry a Russian guy?

Everyone has a chance to survive; America is an amazing place where people from all over can come together to scrape by with a meager existence. However, you better fucking do it legally you commie piece of shit or you might as well just wait to get drafted into Putin's "democratic voting force"

Yeah, only Hispanics get deported for being here illegally so you'd probably be ok

Move to Australia or Canada

Chicks dig your accent dude.

get and a gun and shoot some niggas

I hate both.

So if a police officer asks me for an ID what do I do?

I barely have an accent.

>russian
You can't, only illegally, they think all Russians, even the ones who are skilled and with degrees, are spies.

Fuck off, we're full.

Can I buy Mexican citizenship illegaly?

I dont argue with gays so whatever, dude.

>So if a police officer asks me for an ID what do I do?

Hm. Yeah maybe illegal immigration is kinda hard after all

You could stay here for a while, while you try to get to the US, and nobody would care.

Source: literally your ass

Unironically people sell passports in jew tube


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How do illegals get jobs in US anyway?

>So if a police officer asks me for an ID what do I do?
Do what Russians do best, my friend...
cyka blyat rush b