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Literally hitler edition

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im not thankful for SHIT!!!! FUCK OFF MOM & DAD!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Fuck /cum/ and fuck /cum/ people!

"At least we have each other, user" edition

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I SAID STOP

>he's a drumpfkin

DELET

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I want this so bad but I don't want to marry a religious person or a Marxist either.

aqnime

you dont need to marry a woman to get feelings and make love you know

my penis is 12 cm (less than 5 inches) fully erected. none of you knows how much i am suffering

most girls arent marxist or religious these days so youre good

C-cute

Ifeelmyself-top tier pornos

>I don't want to marry a religious person

Think I'm finally growing out of anime. Now I can be a real adult.

new Gorillaz album is trash, buds

Why does snapchat push open relationships so much? I see this shit every day on their featured section

>ask my manager whos in nursing school what I can do about my sinus headache and tell her it gets worse when I bend down
>she starts telling me its because I'm resisting gravity and I have to explain gravity goes down not up

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*inhales*
I actually gave in to the autism and went home
>tfw only been to English classes like twice throughout the entire semester

If I had an atheist wife I'd ironically immediately divorce her after childbirth, then run away with our child to a religious Pentecostal compound in the Midwest.

doing things ironically > doing things unironically

NEETS and robots who want 3dpd sluts are not worthy of the title NEET or robot and you should just go ahead and kys

Is the south actually racist? I want to move there because Conservative values, but I'm chi

>NEETS and robots who want 3dpd sluts are not worthy of the title NEET or robot and you should just go ahead and kys

>CHI's

Only rapid niggers.

it isn't though. since i only like women and always wanted to dominate them in bed but since i practically have an enlarged clitoris instead of a real penis it will never happen.

rabid*
excuse me

Fuck you don't move here

i dont understand how people can justify being so selfish with their feelings

do they really think their cuck husbands are okay with them fucking multiple guys? theyre too scared to lose them to object

Prove you're from here.
Take a picture of your backyard.

thats what I'm afraid of too
I thought we were friends Conway

Other Californians will see you and think that it's ok to move here and they'll ruin everything

we dont want to move to your dumb state anyway

Why is he asking then dumbo

do you guys think saul is going to end up killing chuck?

yes I do

cum lol

THERE HE IS

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little comment p and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the comment. The "epic" "lol, cum", isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a north american general. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL, CUM." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever...

thats my gimmick

you call yourself a christian and you haven't visited montreal?

Papists aren't people

G'night.

no

t. prays to god in a tornado shelter or barn if he's lucky

fuck off

for the prot*stants

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us irish laddies gotta stick together

visit montreal

just randomly started raining depsite being sunny all day

She's probably just bad at explaining things
t. imagines that makes sense somehow but doesnt know anything about it

Papists might as well be pagan

the only churches in my neighbourhood are anglican bubs

Cuckolds might as well be asexual

there's one in new york that looks like that I saw it in a spider man game

Montreal is the number 1 place to film scenes that take place in New York

piss upon you

>not born south of the Dixieline

Thank God

CHI in Alabama here.
Any "POC" who is here legally, employed, has conservative values, and rejects identity politics will be worshiped. However, I do overhear a lot of well meaning racism that would probably offend a lot of overly sensitive people. Such as:
>blacks are so athletic
>hispanics are great fighters
>asians are very good at math.

they're trying to be complementary, but don't know how, and sometimes make things racial when it isn't necessary. This is mostly from old people though.

They'll also say lots of politically incorrect (but true) things like
>native Americans were enslaving and slaughtering each other before the Europeans even knew America existed. They would have done the same to us if they were able to. we shouldn't have to throw them a pity party for being better at it than them.

does cali even have it's own theme song???
youtube.com/watch?v=EUrUfJW1JGk

>not born in commiefornia or jew york

Greatest day of my life

interesting post

shit

I cant remember the old site I sued to watch TV shows on

yeah it's called california girls and it has snoop dogg

>complementary
So close amigo, ingles es duro

also the national anthem desu

used*

thanks, sounds quite pleasant 2bh!

Your dick is above average in East Asia, try to relax yourself with that fact.

post your state's theme song
youtube.com/watch?v=i97OkCXwotE (fl)

Are you fat?

At least you retain full pleasures.
Maybe not mentally, but still.

*pees in the shower*

*does a poo in the shower*
*stomps it down the drain*

peeing in the shower is disgusting

you're standing in your own piss

*pees in a bottle*

the piss gets washed off

does your shower not have a drain or something

REALLY have to poo right now

it drains by running the piss past your feet

bloody wanks

>tfw adept but not the best

i wish i had more drive, i've tasted the podium but never gold. the kids that won were hungrier

>tfw you wasn't born in '20-'50 USA
;_;

s-so what man. modern culture is great

>tfw I wasn't either
;_;

But, tbqh, it's probably for the best because I have some rare diseases that would've made my life even worse without proper treatment.

youtu.be/zLrp0AD3_78

>wanting to live through the great depression

>not wanting to hear FDR's comfy fireside chats on the radio
>not extorting okies to do your chores while paying them pennies
>not listening to based Woody Guthrie

It doesn't seem much diffrent from living in poland

best time to be a commie/nationalsocialist

this is true
1930s america was stoic

>best time to be a commie/nationalsocialist

>comfy
those are certainly over-rated. It's like when democrats cherry pick people who actually need obama care

>>best time to be a commie/nationalsocialist