Explain yourselves, France

Explain yourselves, France.

Hard to believe honestly

The Daily Mail said it so it must be true.

I shower maybe twice a month. No point in doing it more often when you're NEET

How can you not be disgusted with yourself? Seriously, how?

The only reason i shower is to clean semen of me, how about that.

>AFTER using the toilet
>not before

makes no sense 2bh, if I wash my dick in the morning and I put it inside my clean underwear the only chance to get it dirty is to touch it with dirty hands when I go take a piss, therefore if I wash my hands before I will be touching my clean penis with clean hands and there's no reason to wash them afterwards.

it's simple logic.

>clean semen of me
H-how did it get on you in the first place?

Are you the same gay Russian I keep seeing everywhere? Do you ever leave Sup Forums?

Aside from basic hygiene and self respect of course

>Do you ever leave Sup Forums
maybe

Actually, no. I'm not that guy. I just came back from work.

What if you have to go to the store?

Same. I only shower if I know someone is coming by or I need to go out.

so you dont think theres a problem, talking about hygiene, if you put your dick in your food and then eat it (the food)?

of course there might be some traces of urine and other fluids if I put my dick directly on food but that's not that disgusting if you wash it regularly and you don't have diseases.

>inb4 priest arguments about pee pee being "dirty" because it's a sexual organ
>inb4 "I don't practice cunnilingus"

I masturbate. What did you think i just have random guys come over to my house and jack off on me.

My guess was daddies cummies.

showering to often isn't good for you

1 in 29, so 3%, so like in the US.
13%, like in the US too.

This is called journalism.

you get gangbanged by emús all the time

Still far from beating the champion :^)

I couldn't do this. I don't shower for the benefit of other people, I do it for myself.

I can go a day at most without a shower, longer than that I just feel uncomfortable. Nothing beats putting on clean, fresh clothes after a hot shower, maximum comfy.

People actually wash their hands after going to bathroom?

>one in 29
>13%

that's nothing, the wordings is clickbait tier

not that far :^)

Why are we so honest?

Can't reach the sink?

I'm sure most people lie in this.

Honestly it hardly matters. My dick is clean and I don't get piss all over my hands, so washing them isn't really necessary. Especially since they'll get dirty again when I open the door anyway.

>piss goes on to hands
>hands go onto food
>piss goes in mouth
hmm not disgusting at all

Holy shit.

I shower twice a day sometimes if i can. How do you guys live

>piss goes on to hands

are you spastic?

I hold my penis tightly from the trunk, not from the pisshole.

Also I wash my hands with soap before eating, I thought everybody realizes you better do that.

There's literally no reason to wash your hands after taking a piss unless you happen to have a smelly dick that day (happens to everyone).

>never wash my hands after shitting or pissing
>shower maybe once a week
>finger and smell my anus during work
>like to eat boogers
>shake hands with dozens of people every day
>mfw

>christian european countries are dirty savages while turks and muslim rapebabies wash their hands

It's disgusting because of your penis sweat. It's like touching your armpits. They are "clean", but there's sweat there.
If I eat finger food (burgers, sandwiches, croissants, etc), i don't wash my hands with soap because i'm afraid i won't get all of the soap off, and the soap gets on my food. So i just wash my hands with water

>penis sweat

are you fat? because unless you jog to work or smash rocks with a hammer that's not really a thing.

I only wash after I shit when I'm at home.

You would probably drown if you accidentally leave the water running.
Better not take the risk.

>what is summer

why are belgians such dirty bitches

amerigan bear dot webbem

Why would I wash my hands if I only took a piss?

Why would I wash my hands after taking a shit? It's not like i touch my anus. I just touch the toilet paper

Interacting with wh*tes has taught me that many of you are absolutely fucking vile subhumans. The things I've seen make me want to stay here forever but I want your money so fuck my life I guess.

this

You don't want others to get dirtied by your cocksweat maybe?

Isn't France 13 % Muslim also?

Yeah so they should be cleaner

I personnaly wash my hands... Then I cum and/or piss, shake hands of my coworker then wash them again

you touch your dick when you pee?

Lot of french people are disgusting, it is even worse with googles and muslims who smell a mix of sweat and the shit their mothers cook at home.

t. clean frenchman

He's muslim so he is probably circumcised.

Yeah? I need to take it out and in regardless.

How would that even change anything?

>Eurosmells

i wash my hands before i touch my dick

If you don't shower you build up your immune system

>Muslims are sava-

>they must be lying
You are gross. Practice proper hygiene, mongrels.

wow...
France is more hygienic than usual.

Are you retarded?
If anything, if he's a swede with phimosis it'd make more of a mess.
Educate yourself on circumcision, you fucking stupid goy.

I don't understand, I fucking love showering and bathing, and if I was rich I'd guarantee you I'd take 2 baths a day
It just feels so good
that water bill tho

Reminder that americans don't use bidets.

Define
>French People

Black """"""people""""""

almost all the french immigrants i meet smell like shit

not hard to believe

Brits explain why you dont brush your teeth. Germans explain why you sniff poop. Swedes explain why you let your wife be fucked.

French in Australia.
I take 2 or 3 showers a day, depending on the weather.
It's indeed pleasant.

Why is America the only native English speaking country that can't understand English?

Or getting out of a nice shower, and getting into freshly laundered bed sheets. Now that is a magical feeling.

I bet the results would be turned on their heads if they asked if they fucked goats tbqh

>native English speaking country

They are all Pacos at this point.

>godless european countries are dirty savages while religious people wash their hands
Fixed.

The only reason I ejaculate is to clean the shower off me.

...

seeing graphs like this makes me think i shower way too much

atleast 14 times a week

it's very hot in brazil so it's understandable

>Japan that low

surprised t bh, even though I know they naturally stink less

Brits and french both lack personal hygiene for some reason.

Why bother if you live alone