This man comes up to you and breaks your boombox. What do?

This man comes up to you and breaks your boombox. What do?

Call the cops and wait 5 mins

Run

EAT HIS LITTLE BOY ASS

Eat Henrys Hot ass

pics or it didnt happen

I press the turbo-bass, and what'll happen next will be a total disgrace.

Tell him his mom was busy sucking my uncles cock back at camp. That is why you died. She planned it Jason.

>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away

challenge him to a banjo duel

Inform him that his mask looks old and that he should consider buying a new one.

>>turn 360°
kek

Nigger

This is why you always die first.

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Tell him he's dead meat... Slimeball.

shoot repetitively with ar-15. then masturbate on fresh kill. assuming he dies fuck that guy

I outsmart him with my 99 intellect whilst bartering with him about the price of the boom box, I suggest a non violent outcome only to be delcined resulting in mortal Kombat, also I have no previous experience in hand to hand combat so I will probably die

Don't be scared to try new things

Shoot him in the gut with seventeen rounds of Speer Gold Dot, .40 cal.

If this post is a dubs then I kill Jason in hand to hand combat if not I'm been taken to Valhalla

i tell his mom on him.

Tell him we're cool and hang out with him for a while

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call your mom?