british culture and language edition
/brit/
hi
I'm sorry, we were talking about chocolate?
bye
*closes tab*
>so this is what you study all day?
>wow user you must be really smart!
This is where I'm waiting on netherfield landCan the young lad on the cycle let me know how long he will be
me heeming you
This thread is property of the United States of America.
gonna tug my willy
>Not putting your tea in the microwave
>not putting your Jews in the oven
>one actual English person
HOWLING at England
ayy put my beaker over the bunsen burner who wants a cuppa lmao
that video game looks realer than the real life desu
no place for that here sunshine
icecream's in the microwave, anyone want some?
do people actually play this shit
at least the older wwe games were fun
umm sweetie there's 5 xx
isnt it 2?
Where are you young man
she wants a racist neet who browses /brit/ all day
>Cahill
Mick.
LONG TERM ECONOMIC PLAN
Fake news.
finally
Umm, no sweetie, anti semitism has no place here. Are you denying the holohoax?
YOUNG MAN WJO IS MEETING FOR A QUICK CHAT GET IN TOUCH
bought some PG tips earlier
will give a review in 5 hours
need to stop making mistakes at work. my boss is threatening to kill my mother this time
THE RIGGED ECONOMY
Bad news, no manlets.
Sorry, booked a flight to Australia haha
cut myself again
can't imagine unironicaly growing old in britain
shall be moving to spain or france methinks
know three girls like this
good morning my little poppets :3
Been at at work two hours, things done.. 0
Probably won't do anything all day lol
trying too hard to be funny mate
I have an irish surname, doesn't make me a fucking mick
pics
yes it does, Mick. You'll never be English/British.
Did the doctor have to get the leftover foreskin haha
might watch anime
wight match anime
theyre all from panini actually
watching pirates of the caribbean 3
actually going to bed
fell asleep but awoke to see an appalling post from a leaf in a thread last night
he was claiming that US Office was superior to UK Office, one of the worst opinions you could possibly have
bad start to the day of /brit/ desu
good
5'11" tallfag here
Jew
who /lancashire/ here?
cahill is the name of >our most famous national soccer player and he's samoan
again
trot off to Sup Forums if you want to fit in with lads more your age
I hope for your sake you're trolling. Because Jesus I would kms if I was that short.
Really in love with this coffee shop girl
Sigh
good day
Fuck off shill
/the'pool/ is lancashire
0, actually.
>Kane was born in Chingford, London.[1] He is of Irish descent through his father who is from Galway.[10]
never seen uk office
feel awful when i see that stuff, they deserve to be put in their place yet deserve no attention for their lack of tasteful opinion
never seen us office
>Cahill was born in Sydney to an English father of Irish descent and a Samoan mother.
love pints
If I grew up in ireland with an english dad, would that make me english?
Quality of /brit/ during the day
00.00-02.00 Best time, all the runts and kids have gone too bed, but it's not get late enough that only neets are left awake. Nice mix of humorous shitposting and actual discussion
02.00 - 06.00 Possibly the worst time on /brit/. Thread is all Australians yanks and leafs, and an occasional neet. Thailad mainly posts during these hours, just to put the cherry on top of this awful time slot
06.00 - 10.00 UK flags are waking up, but thread is mainly Australians and thailad
10.00 - 13.00 Thread is finally majority brit flags again, supremely comfy time when discussions actually occur
13.00 - 16.00 Discussions will have gone awry as everyone's autistic nature means they argue over something stupid for all threads in this time slot. Very boring unless you want to autistically sperg on a British theme.
16.00 - 18.00 Thread gets busier as people come home from work/uni. The autistic afternoon argument slowly gets ignored. A fairly decent time
18.00 - 20.00 The last time before the evening rush. Still some minimal discussion, mainly gimmick posting however. At this point gimmick posting is still amusing
20.00 - 23.00 Evening rush. Number of JFs increases, especially yanks, and thread is essentially 50 or so people yelling catchphrases at each other. No discussion, any potentially funny gimmicks are beaten to death at this point, threads move at supersonic speeds. Avoid at all costs.
23.00 - 00.00 At this point you can safely return to posting.
hate muslims
Reminder that everything french is overrated
going to sleep now lads
>/brit/
>discussion
Correct.
See: Arthur Wellesley
mum is sleeping lads
yeah he's samoan
just don't like 'em, simple as
mentioned
>white poo
strange
...
that's a tampon you fucking virgin
Suppose , needs carpet bombing to get rid of all the benders though.
hmm, no other images on google
>The King and his men stole the Queen from her bed, and bound her in her bones
>The seas be ours, and by the powers, where we will we'll roam
>Yo ho, all hands
>Hoist the colours high
>Heave ho, thieves and beggars
>Never shall we die
>Now some have died and some are alive, and others sail on the sea
>With the keys to the cage and the Devil to pay, we lay to Fiddler's Green
>Yo ho, haul together
>Hoist the colours high
>Heave ho, thieves and beggars
>Never shall we die
what did they mean by this?
>"thanks for buying me ice cream, user. Where to next?"
827
not a single iota
i'll let you guys in on a little secret
I lie in these threads all the time
I make up stories, make up facts about myself, it's all lies
i got bigger chebs than her
>82 replies
>11 images
Lads, this is an imageboard.
thats a silly slag that happens to be quite attractive. i should prefer to stay home and do an autism on pokemon than buy her ice cream
fatty twatty
whenever i read this its always in will mackenzies voice
nice ""tits"" lmao
I'd rather stick my dick between matt lucas' chest than your featureless excuse for a body
Damn just woke up in this random girl's bed. Didn't even remember fucking her last night.
Classic spook.
fat cunt
literally me posting on /brit/ right now
bit racist
contemplating purchasing cities: skylines
gotten significantly better at chess since i actually started putting some thought into it
How's this?
always have this strange feeling I'm not wanted :/
at least I have the /brit/ lads haha
literal goddess thanks
bucks nastie litl grape hed sqaush under fot
who is this semen demon