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british culture and language edition

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hi

I'm sorry, we were talking about chocolate?

bye

*closes tab*

>so this is what you study all day?
>wow user you must be really smart!

This is where I'm waiting on netherfield landCan the young lad on the cycle let me know how long he will be

me heeming you

This thread is property of the United States of America.

gonna tug my willy

>Not putting your tea in the microwave

>not putting your Jews in the oven

>one actual English person

HOWLING at England

ayy put my beaker over the bunsen burner who wants a cuppa lmao

that video game looks realer than the real life desu

youtube.com/watch?v=C3a6iES_T-8

no place for that here sunshine

icecream's in the microwave, anyone want some?

do people actually play this shit
at least the older wwe games were fun

umm sweetie there's 5 xx

isnt it 2?

Where are you young man

she wants a racist neet who browses /brit/ all day

>Cahill

Mick.

LONG TERM ECONOMIC PLAN

Fake news.

finally

Umm, no sweetie, anti semitism has no place here. Are you denying the holohoax?

YOUNG MAN WJO IS MEETING FOR A QUICK CHAT GET IN TOUCH

bought some PG tips earlier

will give a review in 5 hours

need to stop making mistakes at work. my boss is threatening to kill my mother this time

THE RIGGED ECONOMY

Bad news, no manlets.

Sorry, booked a flight to Australia haha

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cahill

ah yes

cut myself again

can't imagine unironicaly growing old in britain

shall be moving to spain or france methinks

know three girls like this

good morning my little poppets :3

Been at at work two hours, things done.. 0

Probably won't do anything all day lol

trying too hard to be funny mate

I have an irish surname, doesn't make me a fucking mick

pics

yes it does, Mick. You'll never be English/British.

Did the doctor have to get the leftover foreskin haha

might watch anime
wight match anime
theyre all from panini actually
watching pirates of the caribbean 3
actually going to bed

fell asleep but awoke to see an appalling post from a leaf in a thread last night
he was claiming that US Office was superior to UK Office, one of the worst opinions you could possibly have
bad start to the day of /brit/ desu

good

5'11" tallfag here

Jew

who /lancashire/ here?

cahill is the name of >our most famous national soccer player and he's samoan

again

trot off to Sup Forums if you want to fit in with lads more your age

I hope for your sake you're trolling. Because Jesus I would kms if I was that short.

Really in love with this coffee shop girl

Sigh

good day

Fuck off shill

/the'pool/ is lancashire

0, actually.


>Kane was born in Chingford, London.[1] He is of Irish descent through his father who is from Galway.[10]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Kane

never seen uk office

feel awful when i see that stuff, they deserve to be put in their place yet deserve no attention for their lack of tasteful opinion

never seen us office

>Cahill was born in Sydney to an English father of Irish descent and a Samoan mother.

love pints

If I grew up in ireland with an english dad, would that make me english?

Quality of /brit/ during the day

00.00-02.00 Best time, all the runts and kids have gone too bed, but it's not get late enough that only neets are left awake. Nice mix of humorous shitposting and actual discussion

02.00 - 06.00 Possibly the worst time on /brit/. Thread is all Australians yanks and leafs, and an occasional neet. Thailad mainly posts during these hours, just to put the cherry on top of this awful time slot

06.00 - 10.00 UK flags are waking up, but thread is mainly Australians and thailad

10.00 - 13.00 Thread is finally majority brit flags again, supremely comfy time when discussions actually occur

13.00 - 16.00 Discussions will have gone awry as everyone's autistic nature means they argue over something stupid for all threads in this time slot. Very boring unless you want to autistically sperg on a British theme.

16.00 - 18.00 Thread gets busier as people come home from work/uni. The autistic afternoon argument slowly gets ignored. A fairly decent time

18.00 - 20.00 The last time before the evening rush. Still some minimal discussion, mainly gimmick posting however. At this point gimmick posting is still amusing

20.00 - 23.00 Evening rush. Number of JFs increases, especially yanks, and thread is essentially 50 or so people yelling catchphrases at each other. No discussion, any potentially funny gimmicks are beaten to death at this point, threads move at supersonic speeds. Avoid at all costs.

23.00 - 00.00 At this point you can safely return to posting.

hate muslims

Reminder that everything french is overrated

going to sleep now lads

>/brit/
>discussion

Correct.


See: Arthur Wellesley

mum is sleeping lads

yeah he's samoan

just don't like 'em, simple as

mentioned

>white poo

strange

...

that's a tampon you fucking virgin

Suppose , needs carpet bombing to get rid of all the benders though.

hmm, no other images on google

>The King and his men stole the Queen from her bed, and bound her in her bones
>The seas be ours, and by the powers, where we will we'll roam
>Yo ho, all hands
>Hoist the colours high
>Heave ho, thieves and beggars
>Never shall we die
>Now some have died and some are alive, and others sail on the sea
>With the keys to the cage and the Devil to pay, we lay to Fiddler's Green
>Yo ho, haul together
>Hoist the colours high
>Heave ho, thieves and beggars
>Never shall we die

what did they mean by this?

>"thanks for buying me ice cream, user. Where to next?"

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827
not a single iota

i'll let you guys in on a little secret
I lie in these threads all the time
I make up stories, make up facts about myself, it's all lies

i got bigger chebs than her

>82 replies
>11 images
Lads, this is an imageboard.

thats a silly slag that happens to be quite attractive. i should prefer to stay home and do an autism on pokemon than buy her ice cream

fatty twatty

whenever i read this its always in will mackenzies voice

nice ""tits"" lmao
I'd rather stick my dick between matt lucas' chest than your featureless excuse for a body

Damn just woke up in this random girl's bed. Didn't even remember fucking her last night.

Classic spook.

fat cunt

literally me posting on /brit/ right now

bit racist

contemplating purchasing cities: skylines

gotten significantly better at chess since i actually started putting some thought into it

How's this?

always have this strange feeling I'm not wanted :/

at least I have the /brit/ lads haha

literal goddess thanks

bucks nastie litl grape hed sqaush under fot

who is this semen demon