REEEEEEEEE IF THE FAILCONS WIN AN OWL BEFORE WE DO I'LL NEVER WATCH AN NFL GAME AGAIN
REEEEEEEEE IF THE FAILCONS WIN AN OWL BEFORE WE DO I'LL NEVER WATCH AN NFL GAME AGAIN
Patriots will beat them in a SB38 like 4th quarter shootout
Rivera deserves to be fired if Quinn gets an owl under two years at Atlanta
NFC South moving on up
>tfw
The previous 11 months has been nothing but hell. Truly the darkest timeline
I know that feel
Fuck the Panthers. You aren't even fucking competition. The only rivalry in this division is Saints-Falcons.
Fuck you and Tampa Gay. We run the South.
yeah but DESU it's the only thing about this timeline that i don't love
At least we aren't full of minorities
>Choke away the bowl during YOUR YEAR
>Non-factor the following season
Cam Newton is the biggest cuck alive
>Go to Atlanta for a student visa
>Park, everything locked
>Come back and there are 2 niggers trying to steal it
Literally every NFC south city is full of minoritiee
Tbh we need a clean house
>Ego driven GM fires top 5 Corner
>O-line becomes utter dogshit
>Lose most of your games by a field goal margin
>Making a top 10 QB from MVP to an embarrassment
Atleast Sean 'Up by 3 with 4 minutes left in the 4th? Prevent D!' McDermott is out. Wish Shula would have fucked off with him. Rivera is starting to become stale too, but atleast it isn't as bad as Foxball or Jeff 'Run it up the gut on 3rd and 10' Davidson.
>they fell for the Cam meme
>Atlanta Falcons have been a franchise for 51 years
>1 owl appearance
>Carolina Panthers have been a franchise for 22 years
>2 owl appearances
I'll only be a little upset because I know everything I go down to ATL I'll have to hear about it but I'm okay with a team that hasn't won anything in 50 years getting something.
The Ravens have been in and won the owl twice and they are as old as our franchise. Literally praying that Big Ben gangrapes the Pat's and Failcons
>be panthers
>go 15-1
>have MVP dab man
>have massive bandwagon
>favs by 5.5
>have one of the worst performances in SB history
>lose 24-10
>cam not diving on the ball
>miss game winning FG in first game
>go 6-10
F L U K E S
Ravens = 80s Era AFC championship Cleveland Browns
Not comparable
Just be glad North Carolina isn't full of fucking yankees unlike Shitlanta
>I've never been to Asheboro, Winston-Salem, or Charlotte
We are literally being invaded by New England faggots
truly suffering
We can suffer together Eaglebros
This is a rugby playoff?
>probably going to be Pats-Falcons
>the worst timeline
I'm gonna have to cheer for the Patriots
someone kill me
What? Shula has been the problem imo, and a far as Norman goes we didn't need him, our corners have improved much faster than Norman did. I'm excited for next year. I want Shula fired, maybe Ron will be less of a Pussy then. Ron is the only thing keeping him in the front office, and if he doesn't so what is needed then yeah, Ron should go then.
Ron gets coach of the year twice, and then the Panthers have a shit record every other year, I don't get it.
Beyond this, Fuck the falcons God Damn them
WE HAVE TO KILL SHULA, MIKE SHULA HAS TO DIE.
we've got the perfect cover with all these street riots going on in the country right now
nigga they're literally invading every city with a population more than 50,000. those northerners are EVERYWHERE in NC now
Meh. At least >we (Saints) won our first before the Falcons
T.b.h. senpai, I would have much less problems with Carolina or Tampa winning another owl than the fucking Failcons.
Keep calm and remember to FTF, I can't believe we're going to have to root for Brady in the owl if they win...
>tfw you have to root for Pittsburgh like the inbreds in SC
Kill me now
>Going to have to cheer for either Steelers getting their 7th or the Patriots to win in the Superbowl
Horrible, absolutely horrible.
And if the dirty birds win? WEW.
No, Shittsburgh won't be able to beat the Failcons. Brady is our only hope...
God I feel dirty just saying that.
It just means DeAngelo will get a ring, hopefully
I remember when we went to your first Owl as the favorites, too.
You'll grow up once you get one these
Objectively the worst ring design
our*
I can still hope Patriots or Steelers prevent Atlanta from getting one of these
nah m8 DeAngelo was a bitch nigger when he got traded, talked a lot of shit about the team, fuck him
the only loss I'm still pissed at is Smitty getting cut, fuck Gettlememe because Benjamin is just straight-up shit
Better than the Panthers
>pic related
As a Saints fan, I honestly don't like you guys, but I don't loathe you, or your fans like I loathe Atlanta. All we can hope is that the Falcons get embarrassed in the owl.
>Pats-Falcons SB
so whos doing the half time show?
>tfw Ted Ginn Jr is a better #1 than Benjamin
Lady Gaga
>51 years in existence
>2* appearances
>0 wins
wew lad
Lady GaGa so it's shit in every aspect
>literally the least memorable owl of [current century]
>Lombardi is too large and obscures wording awkwardly
I'd rather get blown out in the Owl than get blown the fuck out by water you stupid fucking gumbonigger
Or Asheville or anywhere in Buncombe County.
Fuck you.
You had a chance last year friend
>mfw everyone but the panthers has an owl
>tfw people are projecting that we will pick Fournette
He better be Emmitt Smith or Barry Sanders. Honestly the Panthers cannot fuck up this draft by any means.
This is why people hate Atlanta by the way. Classless fans in a classless city.
I want to eat out her asshole though
>Ted "Russian Roulette" Ginn Jr. is >our best receiver
>Proehl just stepped down as WR coach
>no oline at all
>keeping Shula as OC
lmao >we're totally fucked in the ass, only drafting Fournette or Cook has a chance to keep >us from 3-13
>implying I live in Orleans Parish
At least Atlanta isn't full of niggers like New Orleans
you're forgetting
>star LB who can't stop getting his brain rattled, again
>no DEs worth a damn
>shit kicker
Your shitty franchise will be relocated soon enough.
You've all had relocation scares because your fans and your cities fucking suck. Atlanta is GOAT.
>can't handle the bants
Can't expect anything from a city founded by the French. Please sink below sea level and do America a huge favor.
Yeah I know. There are literally no white people in Atlanta. They are the minority.
ATL is Kenya to NO's Congo, you're both full of niggers, but atleast NO doesn't try to pretend that they are any better.
Wut
>Atlanta is a nice place to live
Georgian here. Atlanta sucks. The surrounding suburbs aren't bad if you can deal with uppity white folks whose kids are into nigger culture and Indians.
you're owned by a literal mega kike and pump in fan noise in a fucking DOME, Atlanta a shit and always will be
>tfw half of the NFCS are 9-games-per-season domebabbys
Thanks for proving my point.
>still not able to handle the bants
>trying to take a moral high ground on a chinese image board
Thanks, I guess i'll have to skip it completely if the rapistburger cant beat the pats
Lifelong here btw, started getting into handegg the year of based jake
>Your cities suck
There is not a single logical draw to living in the Atlanta area that you can't do or get the same or better anywhere else
Prove me wrong
>literally the worst team in history
>has an owl
how did that even happen?
>Forgetting about the 0-16 Lions
I mean overall
the Buccs have the worst win-loss record over all their seasons
and also, 0-16 Lions > 0-26 Buccs
Don't worry we got you
>tfw live in NC now
>get massive shit from co-workers
>they will now have to root for the Patriots
I actually think they'll still root for Atlanta though
>the two literal worst teams in history are in the NFC South
>the two literal worst teams in history each have an owl
>Atlanta and Carolina have 0
y'all niggas stay mad
Gruden is unironically a good coach, and didn't stay in the pros long enough to be called a meme by people like Sup Forums
at least the Panthers have the excuse of being at least 20 years newer than the other teams
and the Cards are worse than the Saints
I can't, I'd rather live in Atlanta than root for Atlanta. Go Brady.
I'm not mad, I'm happy because then no one can shit on the NFCS
BUT
FUCK
THE
DIRTY BIRDS
Not even NO with peak 'Who Dat's' is as bad as Atlantafags even in losing seasons.
I hate the Pats, especially after XXXVIII, but I'm used to "bradywinslol", I don't want to hear Niglanta jerk it to their 1st ring for a decade like they did when the Barves won in '95
so win one for the thumb Tom, then kick Goodell in the dick for PeyPey favoritism last year
>cheered for the Pats vs the Seahawks
>will cheer for the Pats against the Falcons
for fucks sake AFC, have a team I don't feel dirty rooting for win for once
I can't fucking believe Shula is still there.
Everything is going to be okay.