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Colonization edition

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thinking about starting a change.org petition to rename /brit/ to /aus/

'ri 'ds

*colonizes ur mum*

>Broberg
screaming

are jan might take exception to that OP

great, now janny is gonna take our thread down 200 posts in again

good 1

interesting edition concept
SUPERB edition image
all in all an 8/10 thread from bahamas

what are you lads doing for are adolf's borthday?

wrote off my saxo yesterday lads

lost control on a country road and rolled it into a field, broke my wrist

took me fucking ages just to write this post

fuck off foreigners

coincidentally watching band of brothers

need to get going with essay
dont have exceedingly large amount to do but exceedingly not in the mood to do it
sadly its in for midday tomorrow so have no leeway

nah its in the regular rotation of ex-yu OP images, we'll be fine

the vape is only charging half way

*gets the whole of /brit/ into a headlock*

nah just get high and have a wank instead

umm pretty sure nobody asked... awkward.

is it true that phimo dick cant have sex?

*bites your arm*

*walks out of gamestop and into /brit/*

*incidentally called the police 15 minutes ahead of time in case of a situation just like this one because self-defence has no place in a civilised society*

heiling
youtube.com/watch?v=gu47muw--A4

watch this lecture on procrastination instead:

> www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhFQA998WiA

wearing my dressing gown like some sort of costume from a film or maybe it was a game i cant remember which or what

There's nothing wrong with taking your wife's name. It's just a fucking name.

It has not been easy for my, it has not been easy for me I started off in Brooklyn, my father gave me a SMALL loan of a MILLION dollars

i'll watch it later

This is the face of a racism

I'll do it later

find it absolutely hilarious that he had to make a public apology for this video

what about your wife's bf's name?

I'll watch it in a bit

There is literally nothing wrong with an open relationship. In fact it's the golden compromise

>Steady relationship
>Get to fuck other women

>There's nothing wrong with taking your wife's name. It's just a fucking name.

maybe later

Cuckold

just take the cuck route and hyphenate both of your last names

*checks flag*
hmmm yes VERY interesting

would colonise her vagina lads

so the same as being single except you get to live with a girl who has no respect for you

reddit

LAD

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>looks at flag

hmm glass houses sweaty :) x

reminder that 'your wife's name' is in fact your wife's father's name
patriarchy wins again

STILL don't have a vagina
Unhappy

Sent from my iPad

> STD's
> Jealousy

>accidentally googled hotler in google images

*reaches through your monitor and pinches your keyboard*

>There is literally nothing wrong with an open relationship. In fact it's the golden compromise

>>Steady relationship
>>Get to fuck other women

desu if I got a loan of 1m I would just live off of interest and pay it back when I die

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Ah yes, baseless accusations of being a cuck. Because the reality is not one of you can explain why it's so important the woman takes the man's name and not the other way around. Seems outdated to me.

*turns down the thermostat in my glass house*
bit hot lads

yea but you get to fuck her... sometimes... when she's in the mood

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this is the top rated thread on r/nosleep and its utterly fucking dreadful
everyone is licking his arse about how well its written and its just really plain uninspired hackneyed stuff
genuinely physically cringed at some of the wording choices
really really want to pugilise some or all the people in that thread

the man is the head of the household

Cuckold

Black women are fine as hell

do you understand what inflation is?

I would kill for a 8mg dilauded right now

Or you get to passionately masturbate to the pictures of her sucking cock she texts you

brother

*loads you into my recoilless 60mm mortar and fires you into my glass ceiling*

the patriarchy shan't be bothering us anymore

o brother where art thou oats

'it

>Ah yes, baseless accusations of being a cuck. Because the reality is not one of you can explain why it's so important the woman takes the man's name and not the other way around. Seems outdated to me.

how are the bahamas mate

>live off the interest of 1m
Yeah mate that £200 a month will go far

Average 7% return, reinvest 2% per year and you're fine

ah yes
5000 words and a 15 minute oral presentation in a second language to do in 4 days in final year
this is sure to end in a 2:1, no doubt

Most people still probably couldn't turn it into a billion dollars even with the connections his father had in the NY real estate industry.

kek

*audibily laughs at his own comment before promptly deleting it without sending*

if I got a small loan of a million dollars I would spend it on weed

*tokes up*
ahhhaa... bros look at the date..
*blows weed fumes all over /brit/*

Average return is 7% annually

nice thumbnail

he didn't have just a million dollars
he inherited like $200mil
was actually a smart play from him cos everyone focused on it forgetting he actually inherited far more

>We found the daughter pretty quickly, and when we asked where her brother was, she told us that he'd been taken away by 'the bear man.'
SHITE
BINNED
FUCK OFF
AAAAAAAHHHH

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lads post some classic belters

the sorts of songs that everyone knows but forgets about

youtube.com/watch?v=BW3gKKiTvjs

would like to get more of those pictures thank you very much

>Both Scottish Tories and Scottish Labour are led by dykes
>SNP's leader looks like a dyke

what is it with scottish women?

what if your ugly and shes a slag, then its a bit unfair

most people probably wouldn't turn into a fucking tangerine either you sad cunt

Read my other post
There's no need for a head of the household anymore lad-and that's a good thing!

>weed

*coughs theatrically*
excuse me sir you can't smoke that here

What did he mean by this?

had some mong accuse me of being "literally them" today because flat whites are my preferred coffee which is apparently quite common but it's still a stupid thing to say

the usual problem is that people get feelings for people they sleep with. but germans dont have feelings so im not sure how it works out there.

>There's no need for a head of the household anymore lad-and that's a good thing!

need to go to tescos later

is it better to have 2 mediocre sandwiches or 1 good sandwich and 1 bad sandwich?

>a joke? on the 'chon? fie, you petulant reddit swine, off with you!

all me

muslim filth getting my gander up desu

>and that's a good thing!
buzzfeed headline pls go