Guys I'm bringing an escort over to take away my virginity in 2 hours. I set up the room am I missing anything? We're going to have sex to a mix CD that I made when I was 16
>am 34
Music that I thought would be good for losing it the first time. Any other ideas? 2 hours left.
Pic related.
Wtf
Make a couple cold tuna and salt sandwiches for her to eat before sex
Jesus. You're a sad creature.
Lol are you planning to propose to the fucking escort?
WTF DOOD!!!!
Time stamp please
Nice one fatty, it would be a shame if someone did an image search on your pic.
Why have you never been laid, again?
Kill her after you have sex and get your money back
she wont find this creepy at all dude.
>mix CD
tell us some of the songs on there
Google says your picture's full of shit.
She is going to charge you double because you are going to creep her out.
WTF are you doing man?
GTA logic
gr8b8m8
>Not posting a screencap
Dumb faggot.
im not willing to post a screenshot out of fear of getting caught. my main concern is she will be unwilling because of my dick size...
If it is too big, dont worry, they like that.
plz be bait....
That's a pretty cringy way to set it up if this is actually real. You are paying her for sex, there's no romance here
100% Nickelback
It's bait
God i hope this is real.
I did this once to take a girls anal virginity. Did some molly off her ass then tore it up.
Do it right op, do it right
What the fuck are you talking about? I was telling the guy who says the picture is bullshit that he's a dumb faggot for not posting a screencap of the image search.
You're also a dumb faggot. Fucking kill yourself.
Bait, have seen this somewhere before.
Plus the pics hung by the clothes clips by a string only girls/young women do that.
Fuckin' fail.
It's not. Image is lifted from another site. OP is a bundle of sticks.
It's 2 fucking clicks you lazy fucking nigger, go collect your fucking welfarecheck and do me a favor and buy a gun with it to kill your self.
Why would I do you a favor, you dumb piece of shit? You find shit on Google, you post the fucking screencap.
Christ you summer faggots are dumbasses. Fucking play in traffic until someone runs over you, you stupid shithead.
>OOGA BOOOGA OOGA *chucks spear*
Sorry, I don't speak pavement ape
Looked like you were doing a good job, cocksucker.
Saw this pic years ago on the chan, nice try nigger.
>*ooga booga I du bes cocksucker*
I think that translated right
I can't understand you with all the cock in your mouth, faggot.
Get an enema and some lube. If he has big dick it can hurt your butthole.
>''cock cock fag fag gay"
Something on your mind honey dearest?
This. Go the extra mile and make it even more romantic by serving it with a side of canned beans too.
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Gr9 b9 m9
Fucking disgusting