Walk inside store

>walk inside store
>see this
>wat do?

Kiss her on the butt

perform a citizens arrest and try not to orgasm as she struggles

Reach around her for the coffee mate, turn 360, walk away.

>Not going to jail for sexual assault tonight.

Smack her across the ass and ask if she wants some fuk

Kek

ask her which creamer she likes

powdered or "liquid"

Faggot you'll be walking right into her

Ask her where she's from
Get a convo going
Tell her about myself
Hopefully at the end we fuk

>get my cock out and rub it between her pantied cheeks
>muh fetish
>blow so quickly
>tip my fedora
>wink
>say 'm'lady'
>zip my pants back up as i walk away

Cream that bitch's coffee.

>360
>walk away
Did you even elementary?

Compliment her on her shoes

>being this summer

look user, newfags

It's a meme to root out the newfags and autists.

See if she'll sit on my face while I jerk off

baited 360 style

Do nothing then go home and jerk off to what i just saw

grab the creamer and go about the rest of my shopping, why?

>walk inside store
>see that
What happens next will be the subject of candlelight vigils, community support efforts, and church gatherings. Then there will be articles, magazine features, books and documentaries. But no one will really talk about it among each other, it will be too uncomfortable. The store itself will close, and the city will campaign unopposed to having it demolished. A small memorial park will be made in its place, a somber reminder of the devastation one troubled individual can administer without warning. If there is a God, he was absent in that store on that day.

I'm taking that opportunity to grab a hand full of that ass

>>being this summer

the toppest of keks my friend

Calm the fuck down Hanx

I would politely grab her attention without touching her inappropriately, most likely tap her on the shoulder.
"Ma'am, your trousers seem to have fallen below your undergarments."
I would then proceed to the next aisle to collect my various necessities such as kale and ground turkey for wholesome, hearty meals.

Keep walking. Only faggots use creamer.

Kek

Get. Out.

>she's probably aiming it at chad behind me

>if no chad then grab her hips and start grinding

> fuck im high

Not if he walks straight backwards.

Me too buddy

You must be new here.

shove my tongue up her bunghole

G8 b8 m8

Wonder how many STDs she has his week, besides the usual heroies and aids.

who cares

This XD

Herp a derp

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I do r8 8/8

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nice b8 my guy

P I L L O W Y M O U N D S

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>miss your pants seem to have slipped
>here let me help you with that
>heres my number if you need any more help
flawless plan

lmfao, thats so lame

e-excuse me i need to get some creamer, thanks. *grabs creamer and leaves*

This has nothing to do with summer, you ignorant twit. Take a basic mathematics course for once in your life. This is laughable if you can honestly tell me to my face you think you could turn 360 degrees and walk forwards away from a point in space. Really, try to argue this one with me, genius.

Tell that bitch to stop holding up traffic, i need some of this shit