Anybody have any experience with craigslist meetups? Are they all just prostitutes...

Anybody have any experience with craigslist meetups? Are they all just prostitutes? Are they just decoys for the russian mafia? Will I get aids? Let me know pic related

If you have stories do tell

Bring a knife and wear a condom. Also meet in a public place. All else fails at least you almost lost your virginity.

>knife
>not getting your CCW and carrying a firearm at all times

it's like you don't even want to protect yourself

They're prostitutes m8. save yourself time and just go to backpage and hire an escort. Super easy

>not being mentally ill so you can't get a license
It's like you re a normalfag or something

18 year old Aussie here. I've tried craigslist and its fucking weird over here. Maybe USA is different. I've had luck on RAOBJ though, best experience of my life

The fuck is raobj?

Reddit/r/randomactsofblowjob

Keep an eye on it, send them a proper and semi lengthy response, be funny, and understand they're just there to suck some dick.

I've met up with two from there. One was my age, okay looking and pretty shit blowjob but eh.

The other another was 35. I've seen her 4 times and I literally think I've experienced the best blowjob / hand job of my life

Cool. Go back there

She's a bit weird / hard to read and she's away on business at the moment. Hoping when she comes back she messages me again but she's into some pretty weird shit which I'm not into

Friends used to do that shit. The ones who aren't prostitutes are just really fat.

Neighbor got robbed when chick showed up wth a nig

I banged a chick from craigslist. She was cute but huge. Not really fat just big. She could was a real cock pleaser

ok OP im back, heres my experiences briefly:

>missing the point
Go the fuck back to plebbit you faggot

i live in a semi large college town, I basically made sure that each person I met with could verify their identity via pic or voice or just general perception (proper grammar, nothing shifty, casual language, etc).

I'm probably a 7/10 male, big dick, but the dick rarely played into it besides a few times.

I'm 30 now, slept with 31 women total in my life so far. i try to keep those numbers even. don't ask why.

1. local girl from my college, big tits, came over a few times. ended it because she was a cunt.
2. girl from a few towns away. I realized that if I posted ads as a single guy looking for a couple (with the intent of banging the chick) that I'd have better luck. she responded to my ad and said she was in an open relationship and they both wanted to try a threesome (no gay stuff). I somehow ended up fanagling just her and I hanging out. I drove into the city to her apartment and we did tequila shots and listened to music and talked. We got pretty drunk and she ended up lighting a bunch of candles, sitting me in a chair, and doing these weird, sorta sexual dances in front of me. Was weird but hot. I fucked the shit out of her. We woke up, ate cherries in her bed, and looked at shit on the internet for a few hours. Never saw her again (because now that I had banged her I didn't feel the need to do it with her guy present).
3. Sorta fat chick. Had just broken up with my gf and was feeling desperate. Regret this one because she just wasn't very attractive. She came over on the 4th of july and we hooked up. Nothing else to it.
4. Same as above, within a few days of eachother actually. Significantly more attractive but just as forgettable. Decent tits.
5. This one was funny. Eastern european chick on a work visa that moved over with her husband that lived in university housing a few blocks away. She said she was in a loveless marriage. I felt kinda bad but not really. I had her delete our texts in front of me after we hooked up.

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6. This one felt a little... date rapey? you decide. This chick and I emailed back and forth. I drive over, show up at her place, we hang out for about an hour doing shots of vodka. We end up taking a bath and I notice she's got these insanely large tits on her tiny frame. She got really fucking drunk and she lead me to her bed, she put the condom on and every time I went to fuck her she'd push me away and sort of moan. Eventually I was like yooo I drove here you're not letting me plow you? So I just rammed it in and fucked her til I came and she seemed okay with it? I don't know, I'm 90% it was consensual.
7. This was a hippie chick. I met her at her place, we drank wine and kissed. She said she lived with her ex and that he was out of town on business and that he had a porn addiction and it creeped her out. I totally lied about my opinions and who I was as a person (lol im on Sup Forums) and let her feel like a victim. She came over about a week later, we went to the planetarium and saw a star show, then we bareback fucked in my apartment then I ghosted her forever. By the way a new angle I had figured out in addition to the "threesome" angle was saying you want a "friends with benefits", you just never call her after you fuck her. She actually emailed me an article on "ghosting" recently without comment. cunt!

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8. This was another "threesome", although it got a tad gay. This tiny dick cuck wanted me to fuck his girlfriend outside on campus, so I met them at like 2am one night. I approach the spot and hes railing her doggy a few feet off the side of the walkway, looked funny as hell. We talk for a bit and we go around to some other bushes and she starts pornstarishly throating my cock. He wanted to suck it so I obliged (wasn't really that bad, I just closed my eyes). Then I started railing his gf while she sucked him off and we both came on her face. Pretty awesome actually. She was being a total pornstar. They told me she was a stripper at the local spot which came into play a few years later when I brought a date there after a drunken night playing pool and I saw her onstage. I proceeded to make my date jealous by telling her how I had banged her in the past. I completely left out the gayish threesome/craigslist details however.
9. THIS ONE. Holy shit, the holy grail. This chick is a 8/10 looking slut. I rolled the dice with her. We had talked about how we both liked bareback creampies. We might the first night and watched Airheads and smoked some weed and made out just a little which put me off. She did make me grits though which was kinda sexy and weird. I came back the next week and we straight fucked for hours. I came inside her maybe 5 times in a row without stopping. This chick is a complete scorcher too so I was like hey if I knock her up, so be it. Luckily it didn't happen. I still look at her instagram and fap to it all the time, but i'm pretty sure we'll never hook up again.
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10. Last one, happened a few months ago. I was looking for a 'bbw' which was the next thing on my bucketlist. I got a reply from a pretty attractive blonde with GIANT tits. I drove into the city to meet her at her place with a bottle of wine, when she opened the door she didn't look as good as her pics (had gained a few extra lbs) but it was okay. The tits were even bigger. We drank some wine, smoked a bit, and I fucked her raw as well. This one was also under the pretense of "fwb's" even tho I had zero intention. I slept at her place and straight ghosted her after.

Interesting that I've rounded out an even 10 over these past 10 years. I'm in the market for an 11th here soon so wish me luck.

(and no I don't have any STDs. always intelligently gauge your situation. and be lucky. that helps too).

Alright that's all of em. Good luck.

Was in hawaii few months back. Checked craigslist at 10 pm whilst in bed and saw there was a girl who set up a glory hole at a nearby hotel for that night only. Had never done a glory hole before but I figured "ok if I get there first there will be no prior dick contact on the hole so less risk of STD" So the girl had a KIK attached to the craigslist post so I downloaded the shitty app on my phone just to message her and confirm she was legit and get her hotel room number. Walked down the street from my hotel to hers, went up to the designated hotel room which was left cracked open and the glory hole was set up right after opening the door. Had 10 seconds of mental preparation for possible inc. STDs and the possibility of my penis getting sliced off. Stuck my dick in the hole, instantly started getting sucked. After several minutes blew my load into the unknown, retracted my donger from the hole, said thank you and walked back to my hotel.

it was a dude

I'm going to Hawaii in about a month, and the only girl who would probably fuck me is moving with her mom to Washington before I get there

What do you search for? Or where do you look on there?

as long as you don't know it's a guy then it's not a guy

oh you KNOW it's a guy

read the fucking posts retard

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