Okay, Sup Forums.. Post three facts about yourself

Okay, Sup Forums.. Post three facts about yourself.

1. Just ended a five year relationship
2. Own a vagina
3. Have two kittens

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Have banged over 200 chicks

Had a non-speaking part in a Danny Glover movie

The hardest drug I've ever done was pot, one time

>pot, one time
did you inhale?

1) been in a relationship for eight years
2) have a big foot fetish
3) needs more sleep

>Haven't been in a relationship in sex years
>Barely any friends because I work all the time
>I'm a diagnosed type two manic depressive

>owns a vagina
this nigga is either a femanon or a pimp, if femanon then tits and timestamp bitch

Yeah and I got sick as shit. It was some disgusting weed because everyone puked all over the place

>Four year relationship on the rocks
>Insomnia runs deep
>Ambidextrous, which is a mostly useless ability

1) Super into the Beatles
2) Fucked a senior as a freshman in high school
3) I prefer Terminator 1 over 2, I think it's a better paced movie

Show proof of the movie part fgt

>2) Fucked a senior as a freshman in high school
Ballin'

>dick has ED or some shit so I can only fap once every 2-4 days
>never been in a plane or traveled because I'm a poor fag
>never shot a gun, also 10 more years and I'm a wizard

>I prefer Terminator 1 over 2

So I'm not alone

Plus it doesn't have that whiney little faggot in it

It's called Honeydripper. I was a white guy in the background with a rifle while a bunch of blacks picked cotton

>Kissless Virgin
>Porn Folder has atleast 8,000 files
>Have no job

this describes 99% of Sup Forums

1. I have precognitive dreams.
2. I fucking love macaroni and cheese.
3. A lot of people are going to die in an earthquake this November.

Than i guess ill describe myself a bit more

>Flirtatious as a dead dog
>I have no job because i live in the middle of Coldsprings
>All my good friends are in a relationship and have jobs

>Own a vagina
hey, me too
but she doesnt like it when i refer to it that way

Engaged

Drive a penis

Own two asian slaves

1. 4/10 manlet, but not even fit
2. Got a nice 7/10 gf and friends who love me
3. I play guitar

One of these don't belong here.


You don't play guitar

Also your name wouldn't be Jeremy would it?

>Drive a penis
You're going to need to elaborate.

This isn't a 2 truths 1 lie thread. My name isn't Jeremy.

Fuck, prius. Autocorrect.

*unzips Prius*

>Fuck, prius. Autocorrect
i think you were better off with: drive a penis

ed sheeran?

1. Am a multicellular organism
2. Am a conscious human-being capable of complex thought
3. Live on earth

1. Work as a propulsion engineer on space vehicles
2. Currently restoring a late 80's RC car
3. Was once arrested for drug distribution but was not charged.

Pretty broad picture I'd say.

do you want to make $50?

1. insomnia-feelsbadman.jpg
2.slav-celt ginger proud white yet must defend heritage FeelsBadMan2.0.jpg
3. cant tell when im serious anymore and have never shown a real emotion unless ive lost my shit so people never know what to expect of me and think im bipolar or something when my mood flips instantly PrettyMuchAWasteOfSpace.jpg

>banged over 200 chicks
such quantity means low average quality

i am a human being...capable of doing....terrible things?...ill kms now

>I'm a compulsive liar in person because I need to feel important or deflect blame
>I'm incredibly irresponsible
>been unemployed for a year and a half

I would rather fuck a five than an eight any day

The most boring fucks I've had were the hottest ones

1 ) Going as a music major even though computer science is where the money's at
2 ) Above average intelligence, but underachiever
3 ) fucked friend's 12 year old sister when I lived with them

Kek.
Sadly no, I can't sing for shit

>Prius thunders from open zipper

nice

fucking cool

everyone plays guitar these days

living the dream

rip

same here

once you've hit that point it's almost useless. Go get a prostitute. That's what I'm going to do.

hot ones only make an effort with the highest-quality men

you may be giving the prius too much credit

...

This is the only fact anybody can know

1. I think therefore I am.

Anything beyond this is just assumption, necessary ones, albeit

1. come from at least 3 generations of bastard high ranking powerful men
2. father is an immigrant
3. i have a mean prowler push max

Hot ones don't make an effort. They feel entitled

>rising energy costs engorge my chassis

>I didn't option day time running lights, but shit is lit

Speak for yourself D, I'm a Philosophical Zombie.

1. Been over 10 years with my girlfriend
2. Recently bought a Charger Hellcat
3. I'm now working on the next generation 9-1-1 system

>Not man enough to deal with my problems
>have girlfriend to whom I have nothing to give whatsoever
>Smoke weed and spend extra money i have on weed

Hot people are still people

>working on the next generation 9-1-1 system
9-1-2
done

>The Myth Of The Sexually Lackluster Hottie

I drank my semen several times
I have breast expansion, furry, giantess, butt expansion fetishes
I can't ever get myself to be productive

I've made meth, phet, morphine and heroin

I've made two g/f have three abortions and a fourth was lost as she got into a bar fight.

Me and my sister did oral on each other when we were like 8, 9 years old, went on for around a year.

Yeah honestly I would have called it that. But they went for Next-Generation 9-1-1. Pretty stupid, because in ~15 years when they'll design the next one, they'll be stuck. What will it be? Next-Next Gen?
It's like that LTE technology that is replacing HSPA. Means 'Long-Term Evolution'. Good luck finding a new name. They went with 'LTE Advanced' for now. Top kek.

1. Spent 25 years waiting for the special-ness my parents promised to coalesce.

2. Had the best of times, the worst of times being an anti-society hipster renegade.

3. Met a square normie and now own a house and a dog.

>NB: want to die every day.

>rename
>degenerates thread

1.) Tired as fuck
2.) Bored as fuck
3.) Boutta sleep as fuck

Just moved to austrilia on year working visa.

Fucked over 100 girls

My favourite movie is American beauty

lucky dubs

>My favourite movie is American beauty

this last one makes me think the second one is a lie

Been to prison
Been a professional engineer
Been a pimp

>25 yo
>took all my classes and did well but haven't graduated from college yet
>working as graphic designer instead of industrial designed which is what I studied
>no gf
>living in an apartment with my best friend
>getting good money but not able to use it because between job and family I don't have a lot of free time
>car sucks but don't want to fix it nor replace it because I barely use it
>in a moment in life where I need to choose if I want to succeed and become something more than anyone in my family have ever accomplished or if I want to focus in relationships and create a family, pay the bills, have sex once a week, see the superbowl with meh friends, etc.

Dang it son, life is hard I tell u wut

Why not do both? You can succeed AND have a gf/family.

Lol, I was like ok until the "fucked the 12yo" thing

Basically spend the first 30 years of life in education.
Own a fun car I never have time to drive
Spend most of my days aborting fetus'.

>Post three facts about yourself.
>posts 8
might explain why you dont have a gf

yo
>>took all my classes and did well but haven't graduated from college yet
>>working as graphic designer instead of industrial designed which is what I studied
>>no gf
>>living in an apartment with my best friend
>>getting good money but not able to use it because between job and family I don't have a lot of free time
>>car sucks but don't want to fix it nor replace it because I barely use it
>>in a moment in life where I need to choose if I want to succeed and become something more than anyone in my family have ever accomplished or if I want to focus in relationships and create a family, pay the bills, have sex once a week, see the superbowl with meh friends, etc.

it may be tough finding a job where you don't need to understand the meaning of the number 3.

New fag
Injustice 2 all day everyday
On 60 day nofap

I specialize in phenotypology

I am in 2 years long relationship and my gf still hasn't told her parents about us

I saw a person die

Not now, I barely have time for myself on a daily basis, most girls I go out with (a small number to be fair) can't keep it simple (I'm like, ok I like you but I just need a hole and someone to go to the movies with) and they're all like "meet my fam, we do BBQs every weekend" o "I want to have 3 kids" and they always want to talk about their feelings and shit.

I know its mostly because I haven't seen enough girls to find one with a different way of thinking but again, I don't have much time to meet people, which sucks.

1) Need to be up in 4 hours too take my kids to a theme park.
2) Private Military Contractor
3) From Malibu CA.

>I am in 2 years long relationship and my gf still hasn't told her parents about us
theres either something seriously wrong with you, or with her
which is it?

-sleep 16 hours to escape depression
-haven't had any close friends or love in my entire life
-even weird people see me as really weird

Can u hire me??, u seem like u have money to do so.

>Private Military Contractor
good money in that?

It was a little fling and it was a damn good one too until I was kicked out.

How's sex at 12yo?, mind writing a green text??

1. Infantry vet
2. Own a home
3. Too old to be here, but fuck it can't sleep

With her. She has shitty relationship with her immediate family. That's typical for her alpine phenotype.

Shiiit

It might have been because I'm drunk and high but otherwise I wouldn't reply to these kind of threads

You're a cunt, steph.

>Just got dumped after a four year relationship
>Own a penis
>Still love her

high speed packet access

bullshit

>2. I fucking love macaroni and cheese.

Macaroni and cheese from scratch or the artificial orange salt slime from a box?

Yeah, HSPA, which is 3G. LTE is 4G. And LTEA is 5G, with a shitty name.
Current 9-1-1 is also called E911 and the upcoming one is NG911. Basic knowledge.

If grill tits or gtfo

1. Alone as fuck
2.I like dogs
3.don't own one because I hate cleaning shit

Have anyone of you been in this intricate dilemma??

What? that's a retarded statement .....

Yes. Get a cat.

Diagnosed with borderline personality disorder

Cheated twice on my other half even though i'm crazy in love so i have no idea why tf i did it

My biggest wish is to get really good at playing world of warcraft

hey hey
what do you have against slime from a box

1. Drink constantly
2. Possibly retarded
3. Porn folder is 565GB pic related

>Needed a place to stay cos Mississippi is poor af
>Friend decided to let me stay for a little while
>Sister and I took a liking to each other
>Friend had a thing for his sister's friend, so he didn't say shit about the sus activities with me and his sister
>The sister and I messed around for many months
>Fucked her
>Been a thing for 9 months
>Friend kicked me out after almost walking in on us about to fuck
>Jokes on him I deflowered his sister, grandma loves me more than him, and his mother thinks that I should actually be a thing with the sister

Also, NG911 will support natively text-to-911 and video chat. It's also all VOIP based.
The moar you know!

You're the scum of the earth and the reason why the SJW feminists exist.

I think
has you beat

>porn folder
why tho. you hardly ever watch the same porn again, you always look for new stuff online.

Conext?, because I don't think ~600gb of porn is too much but then again I search for 1080p-4k porn mostly so my hdd fills up rather quickly with not so much content