Anthony fantano ama

anthony fantano here ama

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why did you go from lazily browsing Wikipedia for five minutes before doing a review to being even lazier and not even doing your fans that service, instead gesticulating madly for 20 minutes while using the same vocabulary of about 30 buzzwords to describe every style of music from contemporary jazz to nu-metal despite only really having expertise and useful insight into a few subgenres of rock music?

What is your opinion on the beach boys album Love You?

imm better thenthat
i don't like it that

how long is your penis?

that's private

Post a picture of yourself dabbing to prove that you're real

How many dicks do you take? Whats the secret?

*nardwuar voice* Anthony Fantano, what is going on in THIS picture?

How do you stay sane when all you do is listen to music all day and scour the interwebs and social media while living in fucking Connecticut?

have u heard the new havukruunu?

Why the FUCK did you say that Not the Actual Events was "industrial rock back with a vengeance" when it barely qualifies as rock. right when 3TEETH is breaking into the mainstream with the best industrial rock albums in almost a decade?

Even former aggrotech bands now put out better industrial rock than Trent does ever since The Fragile came out.

Are you THAT out of the loop?

Kek

i don't

stop posting that

idk

maybe

chill out

why dont you like Love You?
Is it the farty synths?

...

ya

Post a picture of yourself dabbing or else you're not real

if you ignore this post again then you are fake as fuck and everyone should leave this thread.

how often do your parents binge drink in the knowledge they brought you into the world?

calm down

of course he's not real

he's the underage youtubefag who just made the ironic vaporwave general

not the first time he did that

every time he impersonates Fantano he does those tiny one-liner responses that don't even remotely sound like what Fantano writes

idk

i'm really anthony

HOLY SHIT

No I won't fucking chill out, you don't get to suck Trent's cock that way, it's insulting to everyone who gives a shit about the genre.

Not to mention that it's also a disservice to Trent because he clearly wasn't trying to "bring back industrial rock" or someshit.

oh fugg

Who's anthony fantano

told you

ok that's your opinion

i review music

wtf

hi

1) Which do you consider the worst music genre?
2) Which do you consider the worst metal genre?

Epic

Do you think that the overall quality of music has declined, increased or just stayed the same over the last 5 years; and why?

Okay, so now that I know you're real I must ask: how long do you plan to keep this up? I remember in that podcast with Sam Hyde you said you didn't plan to be doing YouTube in the next four years or so. It's been two years since then. Are you planning to quit?

Can you make a reference to this in your next vid to further confirm that its really you

youtube.com/watch?v=BRQElPqmpK0

Thoughts?

hooooly mackeral

i'm not convinced, pseudo-melon
post a pic of you stretching your ass like goatse with a time stamp, then i'll believe it's you

hi

i can't decide

stayed the same
it's just how i feel

however long i feel

ok

huh

No no no

That's not just "my opinion", it's your mistake.

You made a mistake as a reviewer. You're in the wrong, and that's not left to anybody's subjective appreciation, it's something you have to account for with humility and contrition.

Basically, apologize for misguidedly sucking Trent's cock.

Do it sincerely, and not in phoneposter speak.

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Ass or tits?

wow really good

i don't have to apologize for anything

tits

Did you ever get around to listening to Elseq 1-5 yet? If so, what did you think of it?

If you haven't, do it you melon it's great

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oh yes you have to. You made a big claim about Trent Reznor's recent music and its relevancy in the grand scheme of Industrial rock's history, that claim is verifiably bullshit, and sayong bullshit is wrong.

And since you did something wrong, you have to apologize for it, or you're a big fucking baby.

Sup Forums or reddit?

I wonder what Anthony would say if he knew we were calling him "melon." I wish we could all go to his house and hoist him up on a sofa like a king and chant "Based Melon!" while he smiled sheepishly like, "What can I do? They want to celebrate me, I can't stop them." Then at night the atmosphere would shift from a celebratory revel to a something more serious and subdued as the joints come out and we urge Anthony to partake and after a little cajoling he finally does and says, "I haven't done this in a long time." And somebody would say, "It's a good a time to start back up as any," and Anthonywould nod and then cough and try to say "True that" through the coughing. "C'monMelon, you can't take those big '70s hits anymore, you're an old man, and plus this shit is more powerful!" Then we'd ask him if he's feeling it yet, and he'd say "Oh yeah, you guys weren't kidding, this is powerful stuff, not like when I wasyoung." And we'd start asking him what he meant in this review, what he was trying to say when he said that, and so on, and he'd smile and shake his head and say, "It was so long ago, andnow you've got me high, I can't remember, I'm sorry!" OK, OK, then,we'd say, we'll give you a break. Sorry. Weknow you're high. Maybe when you come down a bit. Then somebody would shout, "Anthonydid 9/11!" and people would get annoyed and shout at him to shut up and somebody would say, "Who is that? Who brought that asshole?" And when it got late, and we began to feel like we were overstaying our welcome, I would corner Anthonyandsay, "Hey, listen, I feel like I'm having a panic attack, or something, and I can't go outdoors, something's wrong with me. Is it cool if I crash here? I won't tell anybody." And he'd say Finefine (still high as hell), and I'd say, "Thank you, based Melon," and as I lay awake in the guest room in the dark I would try to think of really smart and insightful questions to ask him over breakfast, which I would have ready for him when he awoke.

Wow, is this the first Sup Forums ama Fantano has ever done, or has this happened before?

they're talking about you again

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you are alt-right

Anthony. Post a timestamp.

Infowars or tyt?

AOTY so far?

this

Timestamp and hold your pinky to your nose to confirm melon

forget about it kid

reddit

tldr

ok

idk

can't decide

>no timestamp

Yeah.... no

Why have you not reviewed Peasant yet? Why have you never reviewed Fishmans Long Season? Do you like your fanbase? Do you like lying about being Anthony Fantano?

the pic of him dabbing looks like it's from some thatistheplan video you fools. the anthony impersonator was probably the person that asked for a pic of anthony dabbing.

Did you know that John Lennon used to beat his wife?

Also, that the fact that so many books and critics still name The Beatles as the greatest or most influential rock band only tells you how far is rock music from becoming a serious art?

Shake or malt?

Why did you shave your head? You looked really good with the school shooter hair cut.

How should I get into music journalism? I just graduated college with a degree in communications with a journalism emphasis. I wrote for the arts and entertainment section of my school paper and I did a lot of album reviews, but now that I'm out of school idk where to go from here

Why are you such a dick to Paul Joseph Watson?

do this now

you were supposed to spend college networking with a rehash of a rehash of a rehashed indie band so that you could use your in with them to get backstage and suck off one of the editors at a terrible online music blog

post timestamp faggot

im real

ya

vegan


oh i don't know

write about music

idk

i want you to die

>idk
Yeah, this is definitely fake as fuck.

Anthony where is that guy with the funny mustache that you used to invite to your videos? Did you fire him or something?

>"im real"
>doesnt answer any of my questions

why

What album would you give an 11/10

Review my gainesville punk band?

Birdeatbird.bandcamp.com

do this now

What's your 5 favorite Kanye West songs?

Why do you hate grimes so much?

fake

pathetic.

>write about music
Cool. Well fuck you too

wrong

that's me idiot

death grips

no

i like college dropout

i don't know

k

what would you review if music didnt exist

>inb4 idk you question-dodging fuck

>wrong
Post a timestamp then, fag.

What is Chris Cappello up to?

Why don't you review any bleeps?

do you?

geography

you tel me

ok

what

how do we stop white genocide?

Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of Sup Forums are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>ok
not an answer egghead

What do you think about my waifu, Hayley Williams? :^)

how do we get rid of feminism?

he gus is me fantano no rely i post timestmp and you ask questions, but i give one-word ansurs haha

idk

stop

ok

she pretty

idk

you are becoming less convincing as you go along

you have 10 minutes to post a timestamp

after 10 minutes has passed, this post is officially invalid

well, I'm waiting cuckboi

Can i use your name?

yes

stop

what

ok

sure