At what age did you finally read his long-form writing and realize Robert Christgau's boilerplate reviews were an expedient way for him to update consumers in the pre-Internet age, not the core of his talent? At what age did you realize that his long-form reviews and reflections constitute one of the greatest legacies in rock music journalism? At what age did you realize that the memification of this talent was due to a poorly designed archival website and not the substance of his craft?
At what age did you apologize to Robert Christgau for being an impatient millennial?
I actually read something he wrote for the first time yesterday and was impressed. Dude can write and makes sure he actually knows what he's talking about.
Charles Rivera
christgau has shit taste you stupid drones
Chase Flores
Prog and metal fags FEAR the Christgau
Parker Ward
hes openly said he doesnt like metal or anything aggressive because if reminds him of his bullies. its no surprise why this board likes him so much.
Christian Parker
Christgau's a twat. If you need someone to tell you how to think and what to like then you are beyond help, OP
Jack Lopez
>rock music journalism
Carson Nguyen
boo fucking hoo
Juan Price
>thinking that Christgau himself even cares if you agree with his taste >being such a product of the ADD p4k x/10 world that you can't understand how someone writing about rock music in a descriptive and historical sense like a jazz or classical critic is valuable, even if his letter grades are disagreeable with your own take
again, impatient millennials soiling the legacy of one of the greatest writing talents music journalism will ever have
Leo Davis
Does he even know what a second inversion let alone in which cases one would use it?
