Craigslist thread: Post stories, nudes, ads, etc

Craigslist thread: Post stories, nudes, ads, etc.

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>Be me, 15
>Horny teenager
>Put ad on CL to suck dick and such
>Guys is interested, probably in his thirties
>Lie about my age
>We meet up and he drives us to this place. Don't really remember what the building was, but we went off the side of it onto this trail
>We were pretty in the open but we didn't care because we were horny as hell
>I pull down my pants and whip it out. He sucks my cock for a bit and it feels pretty good but I didn't cum.
>He gets back up so I can suck him
>I get down on my knees and pull down his underwear
>Fuck, he's thick as hell
>Not that big in length tho
>I start to suck him and I'm inexperienced as hell but he's loving it
>after a couple of minutes he starts pushing me down further onto his cock and I start gagging a bit. I can tell he's close.
>He finally shoves my head onto the base of his cock and shoots his load down my throat.
>Slowly his cum
>We quickly get dressed because we thought we heard someone.
>Takes me back to where he picked me up and leaves.
>Go home and jerk off to the thought of it.

That was my first time doing gay shit and I haven't done anything since, but I really want to fuck a guy's ass or suck and get sucked. Totally wanna creampie a guy's butt so bad.

that is so fucking hot. ill let you fuck my virgin ass if you make it out to me

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>>Be me, 23
>>Wake up early on Thanksgiving
>>Scroll through CL for blow and go
>>Finds ad, and starts contact
>>Drive to his mobile home
>>He's wearing a wig, fat fuck, and wants to get fucked in the ass
>>He sucks my cock before puting my condom on
>>He lays on the bed, ass up
>>I fuck his loose hole for a few minutes before I nut
>>I clean my dick before driving to store
>>Bought groceries
>>Went home to cook Thanksgiving dinner for me and Mrs.
>>She'll never find out, next time put out more you prude.

Haha, nice.

1/5 sexploits, this is just my favorite kept secret

Post ass

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Be me,
>go on cl
>get raped
>murdered
Pretty good night, still speak to him daily

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Thinking of getting my first ever blowjob from a guy out of desperation and horniness. Will I regret it? After I cum will I have the sense of regret? Or will I come back for more?

Getting a 200 dollar prostitute is probably better

Bought a TV once

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lol

sucked a 70 yo cock in a park from i guy i met on CL

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these photos are disgusting in a kind of photogenic way

you look pale, sickly, folorn and wan and you're searching for ... what? by sucking a 70 year olds dick

this is the soundtrack to your sex life: youtube.com/watch?v=ARrI4NkwG3A

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yeah so wan and folom

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> Be Eurofag
> Never use Craigslist
> Fin.

do you not see it?

I'd say you need to get outside and get some sunshine but i guess you already do

maybe move somewhere warmer, eat appropriately for your height and meet some people your own age?

that is the story. just met an old guy on CL who wanted to get his cock sucked and was into giving golden showers. i just filmed it so i could masturbate to it later

this guy is a fatty with a pot belly

> blocks your path

washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/cas/6210838310.html

> After I cum will I have the sense of regret? Or will I come back for more?

Yes, and yes.

sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cas/6211613362.html

I think Big Red is looking for love.

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>posting a spam ad

>sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cas/6211613362.html
She actually lives 10 minutes from me, In Mississauga Ontario

>Be me.
>Needed to sell a bike.
>Put ad on Craigslist
>Sold later that day.

10/10

Posted an ad asking for a blowjob. Didn't get replies, until I realized I forgot what email I used for that ad. Some guys actually wanted to suck my dick. I missed out, didn't have the balls to post again.

that's a spam if I've ever seen one

I have a couple ads that work pretty well. I've been using cl since about 2005 though, and I've met about 15-20 different women.

The odds are good, but the goods are odd.

Get blown a couple times a week by my suck slave I met on CL. He's married but throat fucks a cock like a champ. He likes it rough. Likes to be called names and slapped. Loves my cum. On him, down his throat. Doesn't matter, just as long as he gets the cum.

Sucked this cock from CL

>put ad in looking to spank another guy
>get response from guy coming to town
>he wants a specific roleplay
>I have to be a friend of his father who meets him because his father thinks he's gay
>sounds good to me
>for a week we go back and forth in these roles
>he gets to town and he's staying at a 4-star hotel. nice
>go up to his room
>greets me at the door in a bathrobe, open so his cock is showing
>talk to him about his father's concerns
>tell him I think his father is right considering how he met me at the door
>tell him he needs some discipline
have him take off the robe and see he already has a butt plug in
>pull out a pair of panties I brought and tell him if he's a faggot he should dress like one
>get him on his knees and have him suck my cock
>have him lay face down on the bed and start spanking him while he sucks my cock more
>flip him over and fuck his throat
>he's diamonds and he goes to stroke himself but I slap his hand away from his cock
>keep telling him how disappointed his father will be to know his son is a fag
>let him start stroking himself while I fuck his throat
>I cum and he cums almost immediately after
>get dressed, tell him to keep the panties to tell his father that he had a girl in his room
>tell him not to tell his father that he was the girl

Lost

You look like the last stage of AIDS got you before dying

Stories?

>post ad looking for a guy to fuck my ass
>find hot daddy
>mid 40s and muscular
>douche ass and shave body hair
>meet at his place one night while his wife is away
>yanks my shorts off and stuffs his cock in me
>can't do anything about it
>he holds me down and cums in me
>when he finishes I notice his daughter is watching
>shes about 10 and wearing panties and a tshirt
>shes touching herself
>leave immediately
>the guy trying to get me to stay
>next week he emails and I go back
>same thing happens
>I cum just from the sight of her watching
>going back tonight

I've fucked clingy fat girls, gotten the best head of my life from a submissive MILF, banged a lesbian who was curious about dick, a barely legal girl with a daddy fetish, a bunch of bored 30-40 year old neglected bitches, a girl who wanted to be raped, and so many more.

Story?

I've convinced 2 chubby girls to come over and fuck me and a buddy off CL. It took a few days with a lot of emailing a ton of people but if you stick to it, it can be done. Here's the thing you have to be cocky in your ad. Look at all the other ads and see how generic they are. You won't get results if you list stats and talk about sex so directly. Just won't happen. Can tell you what to write if wanted.

Also have gone to 4 gangbangs off of CL. Two are creepy and I'm so lucky to not get a Std (those two had a few sloppy nigs muh dikin involved on this cute blonde milf). The other two were great (white hotwife couple with other clean cut white guys teaming up to pound the fuck out of the chick.)

What would you say was your favorite experience?

I still think about the milf, and that was six years ago. The high school girl who I'd fuck in her basement while her dad was asleep upstairs was fun, too.

Btw, I'm 42...

>Iwanttobelieve.jpeg

My stories aren't worthy of greentexting, but I lost my virginity at 19 to a 35 year old fat Mexican woman. Had another encounter a year later with a white 30 year old. Massive tits. After that I got a 47 year old milf fwb. She was nervous about the age difference at first, but we were screwing every other day for about 4 and a half months. Won't go below 30 years my ass. And finally I met my current gf of 3 years on the women for men section. Not the casual part. She's a bit crazy as you'd probably expect, but she's great and I love her.

sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/cas/6207330536.html

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>sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/cas/6207330536.html
Does not take the effort to take the bag and socks of his bed.

>So it says I am a someone. Which I am.

What's he talking about?

On mobile, too lazy.

Milf - posted that I was looking to facefuck someone, she replied a few times before to different ads, but this time actually went longer than one email. Talked for about an hour, she sent me her address (I know, I know, but it was a pretty rich neighborhood) I'm on the way over and she gets cold feet. Messages for a few minutes, she changes her mind and tells me to come over before she chickens out. I get there a minute later, and she lets me in. We chat for a while, she tells me she's not ready to do anything, but she wants to show me some lingerie she'll wear for me when she is ready. Small lady, about 5 foot, MAYBE 90 lbs. Little tits, but nice ass. She comes back into the living room, models it, and sits next to me. We talk a bit more, and I reach over and just start fingering her. She keeps saying how she can't, but I put her hand on my cock, and she strokes me through my jeans. I unzip and she starts giving me a hj, all the while telling me how she can't, even while she's dripping wet down my fingers. She gets up and walks to the bedroom, and I follow her. She tells me her husband is going to be home soon, so this has to be quick. Drops to her knees, and gives me the best pornstar head of my life. I lasted about five minutes, and just coated her face with cum.She laughed at how much I came, and told me to get out because she needed to shower now. Took off, and for an email a few days later about how guilty she felt cheating, all that shit. She still sends me messages every now and then, but we never seem to get together.

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>sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/cas/6207330536.html
think I saw the same ad in Boston

High school girl - posted another as looking for Daddy/daughter play, this girl hits me up. Talked for a few days, met up, drive to a park, and she blew me, no big deal. Called me a few days later, wanted to rp again at her place. Ok, I'm down. Get there, she takes me down to the finished basement, literally closes the door and pulls her clothes off. Have her suck me, and beg for daddy's dick, she really gets into it, fuck her for a while, she wants me to fuck her ass and get more into the rp, so I do. Finish up, leave, continue this every day for like three weeks...exact same scenario. I show up at night, we go downstairs, she gets naked, I fuck the shit out of her, and leave. She finally admits she wants to fuck her dad, but doesn't think he will, and I look enough like him to pass, and he's been asleep right above us each time I've come over. Oh, and her 18th birthday may or may not have been after we first met.

She went on a work study in another state her senior year, and we talk, but she hasn't come back yet. I'm sure we'll resume when she returns though, as all she does is birch about how bad her bf is at sex.

When? lol

Craigslist used to be pretty good. As a lesbian I could find all sorts. First timers, girls just looking for a hook up and even got some good relationships from CL back in the day.

These days it's 75% guys, 20% BBW's and 5% real girls.

past couple of weeks I think.

This guy lol

Closer to 90% gay guys, 9% straight guys, and 1% women. Posters, that is. I still get a good share of women responders, but def not like it used to be.

Stories?

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You look a little like me, you only have more muscles.

>Stories?
Like what? The girl who ran crying from my bedroom?

>see ad from girl saying she wants her first time experience with another woman
>arrange to meet her for a drink
>talk about what we could do. get very explicit with her. strap-on, going down on each other. no blood, piss or scat
>she seems up for it
>she drives over to my place a few days later
>half glass of wine to help her relax
>taker her into the bedroom
>kissing first
>nah. she doesn't seem relaxed
>start to undress her
>all her clothes off
>cute, tight body
>we're naked and kissing on my bed
>it's like she's paralyzed
>she jumps up crying saying she can't do it
>throws her clothes on so fast her t-shirt is backwards and inside out
>leaves her bra on the floor
>runs out of the house and drives away
>never responds to my calls/texts

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Ong you again its the kville guy enail me [email protected]

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I'll jerk off to this.

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So 99.9% are queers looking to suck each other on CL

Is that the best Craigslist got you?

>be me be 16
>go on cl
>Lie about my age
>place ad for a BJ
>I get an email claiming to be a female but ask for sex she says she'll bring condoms
>Gettingpussytonight.jpg
>Ask what is best time for her
>she says on Friday
>Hellyeaonlytwodaysaway.png
>Meet up with her she says it here birthday
>I tell her shes getting a special gift
>she gives me the condoms I put one on
>we started with missionary
>then we went to doggie style
>then I started that fucking her hard
>I came so fucking much she was fucking choking
>when she swallowed it all
>we made out in her bed
>She offered to make some food
>I said sure
>We were dressed at this point
>She finished cooking the food as we ate we were talking about our interest
> We ended up having a lot of the same interest
>I ask her if she wanted to go out some time and she said yes
>Her parents come home they are surprised to see someone they don't know in there house (my car was parked down the street) she was able to convince her parents I was her new boyfriend and we were introduced
>I went home we texted(I forgot to add I got her number) and I picked her up the next week and we've been dating ever since

a lot of gay experineces in this thread. Anyone have hetro stuff on cl?

>be me on cl 22yrs old
>post ad that I'm a virgin bottom wanting first time.
>get lots of replies
>share pics with different guys seeing which one would be best
>gets late so one guy I wanted bailed saying wait till tomorrow.
>didn't want to wait
>another guy emails and says he is really close
>walk to his house
>he let's me in and we go upstairs.
>we undress and I suck his dick.
>stop and he asks me what I want to do next.
>"I want you to fuck me"
>he fingers me with lube then puts his head against my hole.
>goes in slowly.
>whole cock inside now he asks if I'm OK.
>I say I'm fine
>feels good, lil painful at first but it faded and he started picking up the pace.
>after fucking for a while he says hes going to cum.
>tell him to cum inside me
>he cums hard as i feel his dick pulsing inside of me
>he sucks me off and I cum
>go home and jack it to what just happened

Ended up posting another ad a few months later and the same guy messaged me wanting it again but I ended up not doing it.

>Be me
>Looking for a late night hookup
>See Craigslist personals post: "Hi. Surgeon from California visiting clients. Looking for someone to show me a good time."
>Message her. She messages back. We talk for twenty to thirty minutes.
>Decide to meet at dive bar around the corner from my apartment.
>She shows up. Around 50 years old, more than twice my age.
>5'3, 200 lbs
>I buy her a drink. Vodka soda.
>She starts telling me about her clients, her legal cases
>nobodycares.jpg.
>"Wanna get out of here?"
>She says yes.
>I give her a quick tour of the apartment.
>"This is the kitchen."
>She removes my pants, gives me a blowjob.
>"Over here is the living room."
>She gets on all fours. Do it doggy on my roommate's couch (he's not home)
>"This is the bathroom"
>Another blowjob
>I'm in serious pain at this point. She is a monster.
>"Here's my bedroom."
>She starts playing with my balls, jerking me off again.
>She's chortling in the dark. I'm no longer into this and giggling at the absurdity of it all.
>"chortle chortle puff nom nom gimme gimme that young cock"
>I pretend to fall asleep.
>"Are you sleeping user?"
>Fake snorning.
>She starts blowing me again.
>These blowjob-handjob chortlefests continue indefinitely.
>Lose consciousness
>Have a dream I was with my mom eating cotton candy at the amusement park.
>Wake up around 6:00, she's mounted me without my knowledge, huffing and puffing.
>Lose consciousness again
>Wake up at 10:00 and she's gone. Go have lovely brunch with my grandparents

Malpractice cases

>victoria heflin
>5408349714
>claimed virgin puts up ad all the time.

Don't they always...
Isn't that how they get people to show up and shit?

Maybe she's not getting results

Beautiful story guy :)

met a nice older woman (prefer older women)

>see ad from woman looking to meet up with a younger woman
>I'm 24 at the time
>she says she's a "young 51"
>seeing is believing, amitite?
>agree to meet over coffee one Saturday morning
>she walks in and I'm smitten
>grey hair, good body, fairly large breasts, even though I prefer smaller breasts
>wedding ring is obvious
>tells me she played when she was in college30 years ago, never forgot about it
>this is something she wants to rekindle since husband "is probably dipping elsewhere"
>arrange to meet at my place since she's married
>she comes over and we just cuddle watching a movie
>cuddling turns to touching
>shades are closed so we end up naked on the couch
>I try to go down on her but she stops me, says that she needs to go down on my since it's been such a long time for her
>she's between my legs and it's like she hasn't skipped a beat
>tongue licking me like it's her last meal
>fingers deep inside me rubbing my g-spot
>gets me off twice before she comes up for air
>asks if I have a dildo, tell her I have toys in the bedroom
>take her hand and bring her to my bed
>open the drawer and show her what I have
>she pointed to the strap-on and asked if I knew how to use it
>is the pope catholic?
>put it on and go down on her to get her wet
>too late. she's already dripping
>slide into her. the look in her eyes was unforgettable
>like she had just felt something that she hadn't felt in years
>fuck her as long as I can. maybe 45 minutes (I'm pretty fit)
>don't know how many times she came
>around 1:00 she says she needs to go home
>don't know what she told her husband. probably didn't even realize she was gone
>off-and-on affair with her for about a year, whenever she needed a "taste" as she put it

Tits or gtfo

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wrote this all last night

i live in a semi large college town, I basically made sure that each person I met with could verify their identity via pic or voice or just general perception (proper grammar, nothing shifty, casual language, etc).

I'm probably a 7/10 male, big dick, but the dick rarely played into it besides a few times.

I'm 30 now, slept with 31 women total in my life so far. i try to keep those numbers even.

1. local girl from my college, big tits, came over a few times. ended it because she was a cunt. she asked me to strip in front of her and it weirded me out. I kept hurting her with my dick which made me even harder. We just didn't click. She left and blocked me on FB and all that.
2. NEW TACTIC- I realized that if I posted ads as a single guy looking for a couple (with the intent of banging the chick) that I'd have better luck. she responded to my ad and said she was in an open relationship and they both wanted to try a threesome (no gay stuff). I somehow ended up fanagling just her and I hanging out. I drove into the city to her apartment and we did tequila shots and listened to music and talked. We got pretty drunk and she ended up lighting a bunch of candles, sitting me in a chair, and doing these weird, sorta sexual dances in front of me. Was weird but hot. I fucked the shit out of her. We woke up, ate cherries in her bed, and looked at shit on the internet for a few hours. Never saw her again (because now that I had banged her I didn't feel the need to do it with her guy present).
3. Sorta fat chick. Had just broken up with my gf and was feeling desperate. Regret this one because she just wasn't very attractive. She came over on the 4th of july and we hooked up. Nothing else to it.
4. Same as above, within a few days of eachother actually. Significantly more attractive but just as forgettable. Decent tits.


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5. This one was funny. Eastern european chick on a work visa that moved over with her husband that lived in university housing a few blocks away. She said she was in a loveless marriage. I felt kinda bad but not really. I had her delete our texts in front of me after we hooked up.
6. This one felt a little... date rapey? you decide. This chick and I emailed back and forth. I drive over, show up at her place, we hang out for about an hour doing shots of vodka. We end up taking a bath and I notice she's got these insanely large tits on her tiny frame. She got really fucking drunk and she lead me to her bed, she put the condom on and every time I went to fuck her she'd push me away and sort of moan. Eventually I was like yooo I drove here you're not letting me plow you? So I just rammed it in and fucked her til I came and she seemed okay with it? I don't know, I'm 90% it was consensual.
7. This was a hippie chick. I met her at her place, we drank wine and kissed. She said she lived with her ex and that he was out of town on business and that he had a porn addiction and it creeped her out. I totally lied about my opinions and who I was as a person (lol im on Sup Forums) and let her feel like a victim. She came over about a week later, we went to the planetarium and saw a star show, then we bareback fucked in my apartment then I ghosted her forever. By the way a new angle I had figured out in addition to the "threesome" angle was saying you want a "friends with benefits", you just never call her after you fuck her. She actually emailed me an article on "ghosting" recently without comment. cunt!

any of you guys who have good luck on CL ever post your pics in ads? or do you just reply to ads?

8. This was another "threesome", although it got a tad gay. This tiny dick cuck wanted me to fuck his girlfriend outside on campus, so I met them at like 2am one night. I approach the spot and hes railing her doggy a few feet off the side of the walkway, looked funny as hell. We talk for a bit and we go around to some other bushes and she starts pornstarishly throating my cock. He wanted to suck it so I obliged (wasn't really that bad, I just closed my eyes). Then I started railing his gf while she sucked him off and we both came on her face. Pretty awesome actually. She was being a total pornstar. They told me she was a stripper at the local spot which came into play a few years later when I brought a date there after a drunken night playing pool and I saw her onstage. I proceeded to make my date jealous by telling her how I had banged her in the past. I completely left out the gayish threesome/craigslist details however.
9. THIS ONE. Holy shit, the holy grail. This chick is a 8/10 looking slut. I rolled the dice with her. We had talked about how we both liked bareback creampies. We might the first night and watched Airheads and smoked some weed and made out just a little which put me off. She did make me grits though which was kinda sexy and weird. I came back the next week and we straight fucked for hours. I came inside her maybe 5 times in a row without stopping. This chick is a complete scorcher too so I was like hey if I knock her up, so be it. Luckily it didn't happen. I still look at her instagram and fap to it all the time, but i'm pretty sure we'll never hook up again.
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10. Last one, happened a few months ago. I was looking for a 'bbw' which was the next thing on my bucketlist. I got a reply from a pretty attractive blonde with GIANT tits. I drove into the city to meet her at her place with a bottle of wine, when she opened the door she didn't look as good as her pics (had gained a few extra lbs) but it was okay. The tits were even bigger. We drank some wine, smoked a bit, and I fucked her raw as well. This one was also under the pretense of "fwb's" even tho I had zero intention. I slept at her place and straight ghosted her after.

Interesting that I've rounded out an even 10 over these past 10 years. I'm in the market for an 11th here soon so wish me luck.

(and no I don't have any STDs. always intelligently gauge your situation. and be lucky. that helps too).

Alright that's all of em.

i rarely reply to ads these days. 99% seem to be fake, although I've gotten lucky on a few occasions. the vast majority are from making my own, and I never show my face. Usually just my body if the ad is targetted towards women. If I'm doing an ad to find a couple (where my intent is only to play with just her anyways), i'll post my dick (about 8 inches) because the husband usually likes it.

I lost my virginity to a fine ass philippine girl.

Story?