Official Vancouver Canucks @ Chicago Blackhawks Game Thread

6:30 PM start time

Grab your beer and buckle up.

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>6:30 start
the fuck is this

whatre yu boys drinking?

Two hearted for me

freshly bottled tears from WI

Water

>konroyd
FUCK

>Konroyd
REEEEE

is that the one with the fish on it
that stuff was pretty good

>Konroyd game
NO NO NO N ON NO NO NO

Better than a 6:00 start.

Gotta keep in mind the Vancouver fans and their timezone.

>packers get btfo
who /greatday/ here

>konroyd game
I just had to fucking say something optimistic again. Goddammit.

This is all because of NBC's star sunday shit, isn't it?

Fuck you're right.

At least they only have one more Sunday night game for the next month

>Skeletons
Not allowed, post anime to combat their curse and Konroyd.

>Gotta keep in mind the Vancouver fans and their timezone.
wouldn't that mean it should normally start later you fucking retard

Skeletons aren't a curse. Cubs shitposters are.

yes its the fish one.

Sunday games are typically 6:00pm starts

>Konroyd is here for Roenick night
God fucking dammit

>Sunday games are typically 6:00pm starts
right, but I'm just replying to what he said as evidenced by the greentext

Cubs were here last game, and they gave their energy to make Darling an impenetrable wall.

Game or two before that the Cubs were here shitposting and the Hawks lost.

>Americlaps

My nuckies are tingling

>latta
>25
>100+ NHL games

>schilling
>29
>like 10 NHL games

Latta might be a decent 4th liner or depth

It's almost as if what people post on a South Tibetan Vietnamese-Style Russian Doll Making Forum doesn't actually effect the outcome of professional sports....

Be careful not to tell that to the Cubs shitposters.

Fuck you, the fap magic during the 2013-14 season was real.

>Fortune cookie: A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
Fucking China.

The government is a tool to protects its citizens not a way of life

Skeletons fagged that game up.

And the game after that, then magically when they stopped posting, the Hawks pulled ahead.

>Disregarding fap magic
Time to hand in your blackhawks card tripfag.

>"protects" me by using my money to buy airplanes that don't work
>I die because a bridge collapses instead

thanks obama

Black people are bad with tools

Sup kid

kek, Pat doesn't recognize the Hawks players anymore

He's finally drank too much

He's been stumbling over names a ton this season. Still polite enough to apologize for his mistakes though.

PANIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Deflected off of the p..pp..p...point
The robot nearly broke down.

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DICK PANIC

>off the crossbar, off the ice, off the post, then in

whew lad.

I don't fucking know how that got into the net but fuck it I will take it!

>eat sausage
>Chicago scores

It just works.

holy shit

KANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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THERAPIST

SHOWTIME!

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Tryamkin is so fuckin good. he gets better every game hes gonna be a beast in a year or 2.

should I go watch my coworkers' indoor soccer game?

told this girl I'm into that I would...

wtf no

>toes
>2 points

Is this real life?

>soccer
>indoor soccer
>women's indoor soccer

Is she interested in your duck or personality?

Bitches be lovin' da duck

...

>interacting with 3D
not even once

>indoor soccer

holy moly crawford

fairly certain she wants the d

How attractive is this woman?

question: is she playing in said soccer game?

yes. the team is made up of other coworkers

Well then at least there's a chance for you. Was going to say if she wanted to go and watch some other coworkers play that you were there just to keep her company until Chad is done with his game.

Never forget women like aggression and wandering tongues in the cunt and asshole

Unless of course she is a feminazi

I see rape township is in net tonight.

but we're 3D

pretty sure he drinks until he can't tell that

>chug alcohol until you are an anime

I should try this.

doesn't work, you can still feel 3D objects in ur bum

fug

>tfw you found out from your packers friend that they lost
>tfw now you can actually watch the superbowl
>tfw the moment you see even a little bit of a football highlight, you get an instant PTSD flashback of barkeley throwing another interception and go back to pretending football doesn't exist until training camp starts at Bourbonnais in late summer

Thank god for hockey.

Nah, all that occurs is an existential crisis and the occasional shitposting on the sports section of an imageboard dedicated to Indonesian Cave Paintings.

Wait.. shit.

Oh.
I can relate.

I'm just glad that the Packers lost so I don't have to listen to how amazing the packers are when I bartend tomorrow.

>who here temporary falcons fan this afternoon?

>watch falcons
>triggered by memories of that time they took the lead with 10 seconds with based orton to go but then lost the game 2 plays later because of the tampa meme defense

I'm glad it was a blowout - didn't feel bad that I was missing anything while cleaning my apartment during the 2nd half

Same with the game tonight - don't feel bad I'm missing it due to the Hawks game since the Patriots are killing the Steelers

The Falcons v Packers was the first NFL game ive ever watched

I bring the memes

Does this chick not have a teleprompter?

remind me again why your flag isnt australian?

he moved to the states to get married

Is she reading off the desk again? I switch to the football game

He's an illegal immigrant.

I think she was trying to memorize it. It didn't work.

These two aren't the same person? How the fuck did we get two? It's the drinking isn't it? You Aussies are just drawn to it

nope and what do you mean when we've been here for fucking years unfortunately

>let me introduce Steve Konroyd
Like people don't know who that robotic faggot is you dumb bitch.

Good thing you slipped in the unfortunately. Really saved yourself on that one.

at this point im glad when real life means i cant shit post in game threads its a painful reminder oh just how many hours i've wasted tarding out on Sup Forums
Can trump deport konroyd please.

Remember you are here forever

>that fake fucking laugh
I hate this bitch.

Less drinking, more rape.

Konroyd has new competition for the worst personality on the network

bring back the skelator

I always wondered what really happens while sortieing to 2-3.

Will Crawford ever get a shutout again?

FUCKING KEMPNEY

FUCK

WHY DID YOU DO THAT