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Jesus christ Dying Fetus has always been boring as fuck haven't they? For being called brutal death metal, it was always much tamer than good old osdm.

nice buttdeath

wiggerslam blows

(you)

>post 2000 motörhead albums are much quiter than older ones
why

woah there, no need to be edgy son

>discount Ghost Bath

Are any of their post-2000 albums worth listening to?

Some albums I think are masterpieces of Heavy metal epicness are, Watchtower - Control and Resistance. Sabbat - Dreamweaver. Apocrypha - The eyes of time. Znowhite - Act of God. Atrophy - Socialized hate. Deathwish - Demon preacher. Tankard - The morning after. Forced Entry - Uncertain future, and As above so below. D.R.I. - Four of a kind. King Diamond - Them. Slayer - Reign in blood. Behemoth - Conquer all. There are many more, but this gives an idea as to the breadth of my tastes, which also, includes many other genres of music. Pop, funk, disco, soul, jazz, blues, classical, and old country songs, especially by people such as Johnny Cash. It astounds me there are so many people in the world with such limited tastes in music, and just as many who are hostile to other forms of music, outright. A lot of metal is ultra complex, super deep. So astoundingly, intricately woven, as to cement in glorious, statuesque majesty, the absolute certainty, that those involved in it's creation are brilliant, indeed, profoundly insightful geniuses who are tapped into a part of observation, and awareness that most people never even come close to. This album by Dying Fetus, I found it at a Good Will. And, from intro to end it is, incredibly, perfectly woven together like one of the most beautiful, and intricate tapestries ever created. For me, this album is a flawless masterpiece of supreme Godlike ability in music, creativity, and vocal prowess, and power.

>it was always much tamer than good old osdm
Such as?

black magic

such as literally any osdm album you can think of

I actually raped my mom listening to this album

Daily reminder that Glam is literally the most alpha genre ever.
It's high testosterone, sexist, right wing, patriotic, and totally non-political correct. All those "kvlt evul" black metal bands have to release a statement that they are not nazis, so they wont lose their precious fans. Meanwhile, glam artists like Phil Lewis is talking public about how Black people ruined music.

Also, their lyrics are sexist, that offend every tumblr feminist, and white knight nu-male

>but they looks like girls meme xD

Yeah, that style guaranteed you pussy back in the 80s. You would do it to get some pussy too. Also, those bearded nu-males that play metal nowdays look much more faggier.

OH and let's not forget Trump singing "We're not gonna take it" with Dee Snider from Twisted Sister

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Now some good glam metal to get your testosterone raised

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0/10 for effort, kys.

t. falseflagging nu-male

Except OSDM is fun

>justifying his homosexuality
It's ok to be gay ya know user

Violet Cold - Desperate Dreams

bad magic is actually really good
do you mean bad magic?

>>justifying his homosexuality

Kek, I dress glam, and everytime I go out on bars chicks hit on me. Even non-metal chicks tell me how they like my style and my hair.

Meanwhile, you listen to your "muh depressive black metsul xD" and you look like this

>are any OF THEIR

nvm i cant read

ye

Stuff like that Necrovore demo, the first few Morbid Angel records, the first couple Massacra records, etc. is all more savage sounding than any brutal death record with far more riffs and far more inventive riffs as well.

Can confirm. Even retro-hair metal band Steel Panther are more alpha/un-PC than any pissweak NSBM "artist" that runs around dressed like he's at medieval renaissance fair. Faggots, all of them.

>Dying Fetus has always been boring as fuck haven't they?
No.
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And they still aren't boring.
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Here's a fun DF song.
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I'm more of a death metal kinda guy actually

wondering if someone could help me find this band.. it's possibly 1 man, a bit experimental, very heavy, very deep/ low sounds. The record/album cover was black and white if I recall lots of detail, all I know is the band I believe had the word "worm" in their title. The song I heard was on youtube, I found it through this same general years ago now cant find..

>alpha/un-PC

is that the quality you search for in abnds? Rock'n'roll is by definition against right-wing conservatism

We're talking about metal. This is a metal thread.

So Rock'n'roll means you have to be a left wing liberal cry babe idiot that gets offended by everything?

kek

Say that to one of the greatest rock n roll bands ever. G'N'R (read the lyrics)

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Rock N Roll means to not give a fuck and not go with the flow. And nowdays that means you ahve to be non-political correct

Metal is apolitical until you make it political, fuckhead.

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>tfw to be an edgy musician you have to be conservative-leaning, anti-hedonism, pro family values with lyrics like GO TO CHURCH, READ A BOOK, TATTOOS ARE DUMB etc.

>not give a fuck and not go with the flow
>that means you have to be non-political correct

>you must conform to non-conformity

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not that, maybe had word "earth" in title, im not fully commited on any of the details, the background was very contrasting black/ white. white was the main background, image kinda looked spherical.. genre id say was doom, with growling/ edited/ pig like vocals.

Buckethead's jazz fusion band Thanatopsis is better.
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Kek..back in time to be edgy you had to be against religion, pro immigrant, pro gay and all that stuff.

How times change

>cry babe idiot that gets offended by everything?

no, you misunderstood

I said AGAINST right-wing conservativism.

Then:
>internet hate machine supplying pedos CP
Now:
>alt-right Islamophobic homophobic racist trolls

We were always the latter and are still the former.

reminder that this is a motorhead thread
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Give me your best Motorhead with black metal vocals

She do videos?

Say no more senpai

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>I will never have a neck as good as George
Post dsbm for this feel

Post metal that inspires your blade to swell with holy might, and rallies the hopeless to fight for another day.

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+Motorhead, Pentagram, Black Sabbath, Butt Zombie, Danzig, Cryptopsy, Candlemass, Impetigo, Venom, Judas Priest
-3 inches of poop

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+Atheist, Blind Guardian, Cloven Hoof, Metal Church

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Lots of memes
I like Organic Hallucinosis and Traveller. Blood Mantra was so fucking bad.

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Why is it so tiny m8?

+arghoslent, bathory, kaeck, misfits, blasphemy

someone in this thread has a small, small penis

>dat projection

t. newfag

t. projecting numale that "plays with swords"

>listens to teenage boys who wear makeup and dress up as girls and don't even play metal
>"s-so masculine a-and rebellious, s-stop projecting"

ACTUAL traditionalism was anti PC ever since the nazis lost WW2.

Leftism is a mental illness.

@73837118

>implying black metal bands don't wear makeup
>implying that black metal is not the most immature and kiddish genre ever
>implying black metal is not the most hypocritical genre ever
>implying that black metal didn't start from teenagers who wanted to be edgy and make their parents angry

This kills the extremecuck nu-male
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.t virgin neckbeard basement dweller 25 years old WoW addict

Symphonic metal is great if you can get past the fact that it's diet.

I hate to say it, but those nips make some pretty good metal.

>Rhapsody
mfw

*kills you*
nothing personal kid

I may not be the biggest fan of what he posted either, but at least power metal is true fucking metal, unlike that glamshit that got posted earlier.

>still doesn't realize that power metal is post-glam
stay cucked
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>power metal is true fucking metal

No wonder normies make fun of metalheads as neckbeard virgins that fap to unicorns and play D&D

Atleast glam metal was for the cool kids in the 80s

everything motorhead has made is worth listening to

The only acceptable power metal is 80s german power/speed scene (Helloween, Rage, Running Wild. Scanner) and 80s US cult scene (Liege Lord, Armored Saint, Attacker etc)

Any Rhapsody style power metal that came after 90s is geek metal.

take it back.
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GRAAAAAAAAANDDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

+Mayhem, Misfits
+Minor Threat, Best Slayer
- Pantera

>dead kennedys
>suicidal wannabe cholos

mcfuckingkillyourselfmyman

>suicidal wannabe cholos

SHE'S MAH CHERRY PIE

The first one's okay. But the new one is awful. None of it works all that well. Outside the formulaic as hell muh brutal part that all sound so sameish, they never have good mixing/mastering which makes their albums' tones sound like shit. If their riffing approach on their first record was also more primitive or savage like it would've been so much better.

if ever a song needed to be deleted from history, its this one

>Kaeck
>he actually fell for the DMU meme
Hahahahahahahahahahah

I guess NOFX is alright though yeah?

The first two songs are great but the rest just sounds like a lot of annoying dutch.

Even Jari Lane who wrote this hated that song.

And I can understand why. He wrote much better songs, yet he will always be remembered for the cheesiest one

I wish I looked like George.

Glam Metal for the discriminating ear: W.A.S.P., Dokken, London, Skid Row, Twisted Sister, Cruella D'Ville, Mötley Crüe, Alice Cooper, Lynch Mob, Ratt, Rough Cutt, Stryper, Vyper, Maxx Warrior, Kuni, Metalwolf, Agentz, Tarrga, Pink Cream 69, EZO, Kix

Can't go wrong with any of the above.

Me and my friends are about to beat the shit out of the guy who raped my girlfriend.

I need metal for this

Kill him

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>Someone here actually knows Rough Cutt

Woah..this place ain't so bad actually.

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Any meal about fire?
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She probably came on to him, regretted it, and pretended it was rape.

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Wrong 12 Fuck With

Did the guy working on this finish yet?

Of course he didn't. I don't see High on Fire or Nailbomb on that list.

>wrong vindicator and reign of fury albums

>toxic holocaust
>essential

Are Nile good or a meme?

Karl Sanders' solo stuff is better

they are a gud meme

Eh, shit like all muh br00tuhlz death metal.

half good half meme. for me every nile album sounds the same, the later the album the more it sounds like self-parody jerking over the same egyptian gimmick over and over again.

1995 demo is still their best release
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This