You must post ITT if you want to KISS lorde!

you must post ITT if you want to KISS lorde!

She isn't the greatest-looking but I wouldn't mind if she took my 25-year-old virginity.

i hope you kill yourself like that bjork maniac

I want to sniff her arse after hard jog

The smokeshow herself.

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I'd have a weird netflix and weed weekend bang session with her

this

I've never kissed a girl, she isn't that ugly, so yes, I'd suck her tongue.

she looks way cuter in a selfie than she does in her professional shots.

I want to love and support her

holy shit

Why don't i trust this thread

She's just the type that looks better in natural lighting

Once the pro shoots come out all the blemishes and shortcomings are on full display

Why?

>!

I like how she's relatively sane

She looks a bit like Sid from Ice Age but i still would

Damn I've actually have been thinking about this the last 2 days. Yes.

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I've wanted to kiss Lorde since 2013

OP here!
Everyone in this thread has been officially cursed to NEVER get a chance to kiss the beautiful goddess known as Lorde!
Hahaha, genius plan!!

They're cousins, how do you not already know this?

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Oh well, doubt i would have gotten the chance any way

I promise you would've......UNTIL NOW LOL!!!

Did something happen to your face

:|
that actually kind of hurt for some reason lol.

same

Did something happen to your fucking face

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This is ruuuunning on empty

please stop

I guess I have to post then, Lorde is the awkward looking qt that I've always wanted

She looks absolutely terrible in person

t. I worked security for one of her concerts a few years back

Fuck you

FOOOOD REVYEEEW

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