Hey Sup Forums just cheated on my gf in our house, the other girl is gone but the gf will be home later...

Hey Sup Forums just cheated on my gf in our house, the other girl is gone but the gf will be home later, how do i get rid of all evidence she was here??

Get injured. She'll be too worried about you to notice anything else.

Burn the house down

Ill save that for plan B I think

Lets call that one plan F

Lmao just pour a drink and play video games

Lint roller on sex surface for hair
Use some sort of air freshener in the room
Take a shower

>sheets and blankets in wash (her body fluids)
>Any clothing that touched her body in wash(perfume)
>Spray house in masculine spray/cologne to mask her perfume
>Take shower to remove lingering sex odors
>Don't cheat on gf at home (or in general)

hang yourself and leave a note
she'll have to forgive you

Ok, so first make sure there's none of her clothes or any cum anywhere. Then spray down everything you fucked on and remove stains. And get rid of condoms and that kinda stuff.

Take a shower and brush your teeth. Also check the area you two fucked in

Sheets and clothes already is wash
Thanks for the rest though that helps

If I was ever doing the laundry in general my GF would be suspicious not to mention of our bedding

she probably cheats on you as well. so don't worry about it. go about your day like normal.

Kill yourself

Cough pour a drink and play videogames

if she smells sex in that house you better have the other girl's number b/c, you're gonna need a new GF.

or just say you jerked off like 8 times. what guy dosnt she will believe tjat.

Shower candles in the bedroom and double dip she will think it's for her

OP here:
sheets washing, clothes washing, air freshener used, about to shower, anything else?

men can't cheat on women because women are not legally required to provide for the offspring of their partner w/o overwhelming evidence that the offspring is not biologically theirs
or in France, women are not required to provide for their partners offspring full stop

also had a cigarette by the window so place smells more of that than sex i think, will the sex smell come back once the smoke smell goes?

I was expecting more outrage from kissless virgins who think that just because they can't get laid, then no one should cheat because it's not fair on them

This

this

Yea - The minute she walks in the door grab her, bend her over, and fuck her hard. Then make a joke how the whole house smells like sex.

bros before hoes nigga

this you romantic sonofabitch

Sup Forums is being weirdly helpful, aside from the obligatory "kill yourself" suggestions

Does girl you cheated with know you already have a girlfriend?
If so, scour the rooms for anything she might have planted to incriminate you.
>bitches scheme

>autism

dont spray ur gross ass cologne everywhere thatll just piss her off. wash ur bedding and shower up.

This.

other girl knows, and had a boyfriend

look all over for hair if they are different hair types that shit falls out everywhere

>fabreze
>perfume
>dinner

fabreze in the bedroom
perfume on you
dinner so the house smells like food and she'll have something to eat.

>febreze*
my bad

Febreze if you've got it - it actually removes odours instead of covering them up.

As soon as she smells your dick you're through

got some dettol air stuff, close enough?

Light a mosquito coil
Say the little fuckers were annoying you.

as long as there is no aftermath smell then sure

literally just wash dick

Easy,
>as soon as she parks her car start masturbating to gay porn.
>When she walks in pretend like you're embarrassed and that you weren't watching gay porn.
>Make it awkward as fuck, and keep insisting that it wasn't gay porn and you were not masturbating.
>She'll eventually put it in the back of her mind.
>If you continue to cheat on her and she finds panties or smells perfume she will remember what a giant Faggot OP is and continue with her day.
WINRAR

Right, OP here, gonna go shower and wash my dick
she should be back soon ill let you know how it goes
Thanks for the help!!

In the house you share? Wow what a dog move

Good advice here.

Also, check all of your trash bins. I once had a woman throw something away that was out of the ordinary. Would have been awkward for my gf to find.

Burn the dinner, house smells bad/ unfamiliar. In case instincts tell her somethings not normal

I think that is a given
>unless OP is nigger/sandnigger

>break down and cry because you realize what you did was wrong.
>Tell her the truth

>>Don't cheat on gf at home
This. Don't shit where you eat, user.

would recommend, ive done this before

>there you go

Burn all you pubic hair off before you shower

>Sheets and clothes already is wash

suspicious as fuck. u gonna get caught, OP

If I were you I'd just try not to act weird and make sure nothing crazy obvious is lying around (condoms etc).

The last few times I've been in this situation I felt like my overreactions made it worse.

Don't worry too much about smell. As long as their is a little time in between the girls, it shouldn't be obvious. Hairs might be a bigger deal though if they are a lot different than your girls and yours.

In the future try to go the other chick's place, because that makes things much easier.

Damn got me...

Kill yourself OP.

>and again

This is almost crazy enough to work.

I suppose it's just as well your missus won't be able to smell anything but that other guy she was just out fucking for the next couple of days then.

Is this who I think it is?

Make some microwave popcorn and burn it a little bit. That shit is cash.

>depends on who you think it is

This, this is spoken like a dude who knows how the fuck to cover his cheating ass tracks.
I'm impressed.

Cut her head off and give it to your gf as a gift; tell her that she tried to rape you and the beheadding was in her honor. She'll suck your dick for days.

Works every time

Evidence? What did you do, chop the bitch into pieces?

who do you think it is?

B?

A flaming faggot

Greetings, brethren. I have checked your triply repeating digits. Good day.

OP back! gf back!!
good call, theres a starbucks in there that shed find weird
OP is white

went well guys, one sec for the details

she'll smell her in the house, like an angry muskrat

get ready for your dick to get chopped off in your sleep

Why are you asking this after you have done it? What an amateur faggot you are OP.

it's not the dude's cum she'll be smelling. it'll be the other girl's poontang. she knows what her poontang smells like, and a strange poon odor in the air is going to trigger her.

>sheets washing, clothes washing, air freshener used, about to shower, anything else?

you know what all that adds up to? cheating. you're fucked dumbass.

OP here, heres what happened. not really that interesting but if you want to know:
>in shower, wash dick
>out shower,
>hear gf unlocking door
>gf walks in, comes into bedroom where im getting dressed
>asks what ive been up to
>tell bullshit, playing vidjas, watching films
>chat about nothing for a bit
>gf says shes tired
>gets into bed
>thanks for putting fresh sheets on
>sleeps..
>tell her ill be in later
>back to PC to check thread

I think it went well
Thanks Sup Forumsros

>wakes up
>feels matress wet spot seeping through clean sheets
>smells her hand
>smells strange vag
>attacks you with kitchen knife

Next time get a hotel, go to the woman's place, or at least have a longer buffer before your woman gets home.

WOW Febreze advertises on Sup Forums!

yeah i realise this now, to be fair it wasnt entirely planned, more spur of the moment..

Checked
Keked

Ah, no sweat then. Sounds like you're in the clear. Hope it was fun!

Starbucks cup with her name on it?
Who the fuck is this guy?

as long as prediction doesnt come true

yes with her name on it, but its cool ill take the trash out before i go to bed

Question is, why would you not break up with her?

He probably loves her, faggot

OP, can you tell us more about the cheating?? I'm interested

I definitely used to love her, kinda been growing apart over the last 7 or 8 months. but just sort of kept going

Hah

what you wanna know?

Details, man. Who she was to you, how she was in bed and all that

Spray some insecticide and tell her you were too much of a pussey to kill a big ass spider

>girl from work
>chillin after work at my place
>both like each other
>both know that
>neither ever mentioned it
>talking about nothing
>she suddenly kisses me
>dont stop her
>things escalate
>suddenly in bed naked
>clothes all over the house
>like those fucking deodorant ads
>fuck for a while
>she a moaner, says my name over and over
>moans louder
>suddenlystarts quivering and panting
>think she just came
>i cum too
>lie there for a bit
>realise what we done
>decide we cant do it again
>start gathering clothes
>decide we should definitely do it again
>but not now
>she needs to go
>i start to clean up
>decide to get advice
>start thread

This! Will you tell your gf? Are you going to cheat again? How do you know the other woman? Give us the dirt

creampie?

probably do it again, really like each other, just both in relationships so gonna have to sneak around
yes, but shes on the pill so no surprises later!

Nice

Yeah unless that's normal behavior she'll definitely realize something is up.

This thread is making me worried about my boyfriend. I'm always afraid that he's cheating even though rational me knows he's not. Will you break up with your girlfriend to save her feelings, user?